We Might Be Drunk

Ari Shaffir joins Mark and Sam for a wild, globe-trotting episode covering his eight-month trip through South America, getting denied entry into Nicaragua, partying in Medellín, and sneaking booze into soccer games in ways you definitely should not try. They also get into Knicks playoff hopes, travel loneliness, and why Americans are way too confident abroad. They dive into the art of storytelling...

Derrick Stroup and Gary Vider join Mark and Sam, covering Netflix specials, bombing after a hot hour, DUI horror stories, and why airport restaurants are all a scam. They get into comedy road life, border patrol close calls, and the struggle of building new material after a special drops. Plus, peeves on guacamole with no chips, fake “Best By” dates, and the insanity of uncrustables. Gary Vider: h...

Derek Trucks joins Mark and Sam for a killer episode packed with music stories, comedy shop talk, and road war tales. They get into Derek’s insane journey from child prodigy to selling out the Beacon, life on tour with a 12-piece band, and what it’s like playing a $12 million Jerry Garcia guitar. Plus, Willie Nelson stories, Bill Hicks chaos, tearjerker movie debates, and why great art takes years...

Mark and Sam are joined by Sean Giambrone and Gaten Matarazzo to talk child stardom, weird auditions, old movies, and their new comedy Pizza Movie. They kick things off with Netflix Top 10 celebrations, comedy grind stories, and the chaos of St. Patrick’s Day in NYC before diving into fame at a young age, social media pressure, why Gen Z drinks less, and what actually messes up child actors. Plus...

Comedian Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias joins Mark and Sam this week as they get into touring stories, fan encounters, and how Fluffy built one of the biggest stand-up audiences in the world. They also dive into cat ownership chaos, the never-ending litter box problem, late-night spending habits, and honest talk about health, relationships, and staying disciplined on the road. Sponsored by: Start inves...

Simon Rex subs in after a mystery guest gets pulled. Mark, Sam, and Simon riff on bad gigs, Oscar picks, Scary Movie, Charlie Sheen, Tupac, Michael Jordan, war movies, bathhouses, weird pet peeves, and Simon’s latest movie projects, with plenty of chaos about PR teams, naps, shrimp tails, and why some people absolutely cannot handle a fart. Operation Taco Gary's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R...

Gary Vaynerchuk (Gary Vee) stops by and turns the pod into a full-on masterclass in comedy, marketing, and the modern internet. Mark and Sam start by talking road gigs, bombing in Oklahoma, and the misery of 5 a.m. flights after three-show Saturdays before diving into movies, Robert Duvall, and the strange beauty standards of old Hollywood leading men. Gary jumps in with a breakdown of how comedia...

Mark and Sam welcome Adam Carolla and it’s an all-timer. They dive into vintage Porsches, Seinfeld snubs, jerk-off techniques, nanny scandals, and the rich-man-poor-man bit that refuses to die. Plus, boutique hotel bathroom horror stories, public toilet paper rage, and why you should never ask someone to guess how much your sweater costs. Sponsored by: Get 20% off your first order at Lucy https://...

Mark and Sam are joined by Jack Whitehall. They get into British pub culture vs. American drinking, darts legends who need vodka to compete, ultra marathons by accident, filming awkward sex scenes, reality show meltdowns, food influencers drowning everything in gravy, and why Shawn Michaels might be the greatest performer of all time. Jack’s new show The Burbs is now streaming on Peacock. Inspired...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on panic attacks, peeves, pills, and why reservation apps are domestic terrorists. From Good Will Smith Hunting to frozen BMW gas caps, basketball injuries, and the return of the poo poo platter, it’s a classic chaotic solo ep. Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy+Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off of your first order + free sh...

Mark and Sam are joined by Kathleen Madigan for a wide-ranging, boozy, old-school comedy hang that hits everything from whiskey gifts and bad wallets to sports ownership disasters, late comics, road stories, and why some people should never be in charge of anything. Kathleen talks about growing up Midwest, touring Europe, quitting cigarettes, loving bars that still feel human, and why stand-up tak...

Mark and Sam are joined by Adam Ray for a loose, hungover, anything-goes episode that starts in chaos and somehow gets worse. They break down a brutal night out after the Comedy Cellar, Santino sightings, canceled shows, icy NYC misery, and drunken bar decisions that spiral fast. Adam dives into stand-up war stories, crowd psychology, bombing vs. crushing, celebrity impressions, and why timing and...

This week on We Might Be Drunk, hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Bert Kreischer for one of the most unfiltered conversations yet. Bert comes in full force talking about life on the road, balancing family and fame, and the grind of building a career in comedy. They dive into touring, getting recognized everywhere you go, the comedy mindset, and the heat behind shooting new material a...

Godfrey crashes the studio alongside Gary Vider. The guys go deep on comedy history, wild impression stories, getting fired, almost getting SNL, bombing charity gigs, surviving COVID shows, and why reps matter more than prestige. Godfrey breaks down his rise on social, iconic roles like Zoolander and Soul Plane, and his brand-new stand-up special Rebel With A Cause, now playing in movie theaters n...

Tickets for Chelsea Handler’s The High and Mighty Tour are on sale now at chelseahandler.com Chelsea Handler joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging, unfiltered hang. She talks hosting the Critics Choice Awards, bombing early in her career, gambling wins, dating comedians, Antarctica on molly, writing seven New York Times bestsellers, and why freedom matters more than anything. The guys swap Conan s...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover it all: martinis and why they secretly destroy you, Carnegie Hall nerves, IV recovery, casino gigs, and traveling with Shane Gillis. Mark talks hooping with Adam Sandler, run-ins with Seinfeld, and the pressure of performing with comedy legends in the crowd. The guys unload a massive stack of pet peeves, from tall sandwiches and bad dating profiles to bro...

No guest this week… just kidding. It’s the New Year’s chaos episode. Mark and Sam are joined by Greg Fitzsimmons, Dave Attell, Shaun Murphy, and a surprise appearance from the Rizzler. They cover comedy road stories, sobriety scares, porn rabbit holes, crowd work fatigue, New Year’s peeves, airline annoyances, mocktails, stand-up burnout, and why kids don’t drink anymore. Plus, an all-time wild pr...

JP McDade, Rachel Feinstein, and Scott Rogowsky join Mark and Sam for a stacked episode packed with chaos, crowd stories, and comedy shop talk. With guest bartender Maddie (@maddieshuman on IG) keeping the drinks flowing, they get into stand-up road madness, industry gossip, dating disasters, hecklers, bombs, wins, and the weird energy that only happens when comics hang out offstage. Loose drinks,...

Big time ep this week. Jerry Seinfeld joins Mark and Sam for a master class in standup, craft, bombing, discipline, and the joy and pain of joke writing. They get into brutality onstage, late night comedy history, why Sebastian’s physicality kills, Rodney stories, Carlin stories, obsessing over bits that never work, and how to stay sharp decades into a career. Plus, some classic peeves, movie talk...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on bombs, butt-plug subway sightings, Skankfest chaos, slow eaters, Chipotle crimes, Utah threesomes, Knicks heartbreak, Fallon and Stiller encounters, panic attacks on stage, AI nightmares, Hedberg memories, and a full tour through comedy hell gigs. This one has everything: rants, peeves, wild stories, wisdom, filth, and a surprising amount of baseball...

No one riffs like Pete Holmes. The boys sit down with the King of Whimsy for a wild ride of comedy philosophy, stroke stories, Seinfeld deep dives, porno charts, music bits, youth pastor energy, and the eternal mystery of the trumpet. Plus, they break down the art of delivery, the curse of crowd work, LA vs NYC hangs, kid-fucking Mike callbacks, and why Pete wants comedians thrown off stage by ICE...

It's Thanksgiving and Daniel Sloss is back in the studio, carving up the holiday with Mark and Sam. The guys get into cultural differences around Thanksgiving, wild road stories, questionable European toilets, serial killer documentaries, expat nightmares, and why coke apparently makes you clean the house. Plus, they break down holiday movies, Russell Brand’s mess, comics on the road, and the most...

No better way to be back in the studio than with comedy legend Judd Apatow. Mark and Sam go deep on the road, European gigs, bombing at the clubs, and why some crowds just refuse to laugh. Judd talks Larry Sanders, Sandler stories, Rodney Dangerfield in a bathrobe, writing on The Critic, the legacy of Norm Macdonald, and what comedy still gets right. Plus, behind-the-scenes of classics like Anchor...

Roy Wood Jr. joins Mark and Sam for a killer episode packed with road stories, comedy history, and hard-earned wisdom. The guys swap tales about bombing on Star Search, opening for Ron White, taking a private jet with Adam Sandler, and what really happens when you accidentally use the headliner’s bathroom. Roy breaks down life after The Daily Show, the future of stand-up specials, and lessons lear...

Fiona Cauley joins Mark and Sam for a wild one — from Vegas hangovers and bad hecklers to the real talk about living with Friedreich’s Ataxia, hitting the road, and crushing Kill Tony. They get into Charlie Sheen’s crack-fueled charm, awkward sex-club stories, and Fiona’s unreal crowd-work moment that connected her with a gene-therapy exec who might actually help cure her disease. Dark jokes, big...