We Might Be Drunk

Mark and Sam talk road burnout, awkward encounters with fans, and the real texts behind Sam’s new Netflix special, Incorrect. Mark shares a college party story that ended in the emergency room, and Jeremiah Watkins drops in with his Mark Normand impression and new special, Crazy Pizza. Plus, overpriced cocktails, online shopping peeves, true crime, and a surprise package from Kevin Spacey. Sponsor...

Jimmy O. Yang joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril to talk about his unexpected past as a strip club DJ and used car salesman, his breakout on Silicon Valley, and returning to Hong Kong for his stand-up special Finally Home. Plus, dating in New York, getting turned away at the Comedy Cellar, Vegas gambling, and why Jimmy is ready to give up on the Clippers. Jimmy O. Yang:Tour dates: https://www.jimmy...

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith join Mark and Sam for a debate over who could survive in the woods, Nick’s “Victorian ghost” physique, and the early days of New York stand-up. Plus, Mark’s awkward Conan encounter, an arm-wrestling showdown, hair transplants, and Nick’s elite status among Chipotle customers. Sponsored by: Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first six months.https://www.quo.com/WM...

Paul Walter Hauser joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril for a deep dive into Hollywood, stand-up comedy, and his new satirical talk show, Boy Talk. Paul shares stories from I, Tonya, Black Bird, The Naked Gun, and Resident Evil, plus his friendship with Diamond Dallas Page, his dream of playing Chris Farley, and the wildest celebrity group text imaginable. Alex crashes the party, Sam recaps his Europ...

Are You Garbage hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join Mark and Sam for a hilarious and unexpectedly honest episode. Mark reveals his new hair transplant, Foley opens up about relapse, recovery, and rebuilding his life, and the guys get into Shane Gillis, Billy Joel, celebrity kids, weight-loss drugs, bad plastic surgery, and the questionable choices that make someone truly garbage. H. Foley: https://...

Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging conversation about surviving cancer, pushing through brutal tours, making music without repeating yourself, and what it takes to become a band nobody wants to follow. Josh also shares stories about Anthony Bourdain, George Carlin, Mel Brooks, Tom Waits, desert life, scorpion attacks, difficult audiences, crowd work, and th...

Alex English and Jared Freid join Mark and Sam to talk about Alex’s time at SNL, Jared’s new Netflix special, disastrous drunken comedy sets, hair transplants, GLP-1s, WikiFeet, moving to Florida, and witnessing the Malice at the Palace. Plus, Alex opens up about growing up gay in Detroit, moving to New York, coming out, and finding his voice in comedy. Sponsored by: Get 20% off your first Willie’...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover nightmare bus rides, overrated fast food, whiskey memories, Christopher Nolan, and the chaos of trying to get their movie made. Plus, Sam gets immortalized in a rap song, the guys trade movie recommendations, and Mark unloads a fresh batch of pet peeves about yelling from other rooms, stolen jokes, indecisive dinners, and people who keep asking, “Are you...

Jordan Jensen and Jon Rudnitsky join Mark and Sam to talk about John’s wild rise to SNL, bombing in front of Donald Trump, surviving terrible road gigs, and turning it all into his new special, Special Boy. Jordan opens up about disastrous relationships, chasing unavailable people, women and modern dating, while the group debates The Odyssey, restaurant culture, jealous partners, meet-and-greet ni...

No guest this week, just classic Mark and Sam. The guys catch up on Mark’s baby news, getting older, relationships, drinking, politics, gay bars, and the strange places their minds go when there’s nobody else in the room. They get into life on the road, questionable social etiquette, the differences between the right and left, and plenty of stories, tangents, and riffs along the way. It’s a good o...

Colin Quinn and Jim Norton join Mark and Sam for a deep dive into the wild early days of New York comedy, from brutal road gigs and dangerous hecklers to the rise of the Comedy Cellar. Plus, Colin revisits Tough Crowd, Jim looks back on the O&A years, and the guys trade stories about Patrice O’Neal, Woody Allen, Bruce Willis, Bill Hicks, Pat Cooper, and the comedians who shaped them. Sponsored by:...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam keep the drinks and new material flowing. They break down awkward fan encounters, comedy’s strangest workplace problems, Ozempic, romance, snooze-button etiquette, and the jokes they’re still trying to crack. Plus, they review Hoop Dreams and Beef, talk World Cup fever, and create the ultimate Bodega Cat Whiskey slushie. Sponsored by: Live like a legend: 20% of...

Ryan Hamilton joins Mark and Sam to talk about his excellent new Netflix special, surviving a bus accident, comedy special jitters, late-night TV, life on the road, private jets, fashion disasters, and their biggest everyday pet peeves—from helicopter tours to soft blueberries. Sponsored by: Fabletics – Get 70–80% off everything for new VIP membershttps://www.fabletics.com/WMBD Willie's – 20% off...

Louis C.K. joins We Might Be Drunk to celebrate his brand-new Netflix special and dive into one of the most movie-obsessed conversations we've ever had. Louis, Mark, and Sam break down everything from filmmaking and directing to bombing in comedy clubs, building new material, and what separates great comics from everyone else. Along the way they recommend dozens of incredible films—from Hollywood...

Fresh off Netflix's Funny AF, Usama Siddiquee and Caitlin Pelufo join Mark and Sam to talk comedy competitions, roast battles, Last Comic Standing horror stories, World Cup hot takes, Knicks mania, pet peeves, and the weirdest corners of the internet. Plus, Joe List and Greg Fitzsimmons unexpectedly drop in to share stories about Norm Macdonald, Chris Rock, classic roasts, and life on the road. Ch...

Ken Marino and David Wain join Mark and Sam to talk about writing and directing movies, Party Down, Wet Hot American Summer, The State, New York in the '90s, movie theaters making a comeback, comedy careers, and the making of their new film, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sexpass. Plus, Knicks heartbreak, mugging stories, favorite films, and plenty of classic comedy tangents. Sponsored by: Text D...

Mark and Sam celebrate the Knicks' first championship in 53 years, reliving the Finals run, the citywide madness that followed, and why Jalen Brunson has become the perfect New York sports hero. They swap stories from parade week, break down the Spurs rivalry, debate sports fandom, revisit old comedy memories from the New York club scene, and share recommendations for books, movies, and TV. Plus:...

Tan France joins Mark and Sam for a very funny one, fashion roasting, Queer Eye stories, Salt Lake City life, celebrity run-ins, plane etiquette, comedy taste, Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and why straight guys still need help getting dressed. Sponsored by: Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, a...

Mark and Sam are joined by Anthony Jeselnik for a deep dive into comedy writing, bombing stories, sobriety, touring burnout, Norm Macdonald memories, roast culture, and the evolution of stand-up specials. Anthony breaks down his writing process, why he refuses to change his act, and what it was really like working with legends like Chris Rock, Joan Rivers, and Jimmy Carr. https://anthonyjeselnik.c...

Thomas Lennon joins Mark and Sam for a hilarious deep dive into Hollywood, comedy, and some unbelievable celebrity stories. They talk about visiting Eddie Murphy's house, the origins of Reno 911!, Broadway adaptations, Dennis Rodman, Matthew Perry, Night at the Museum, audition heartbreak, YouTube's takeover of entertainment, and why Bob Fosse somehow becomes the running theme of the entire episod...

Kevin Nealon joins Mark and Sam for a legendary comedy hang covering classic SNL stories, Norm Macdonald gambling tales, Adam Sandler memories, Garry Shandling wisdom, and behind-the-scenes stories from comedy history. They get into Steven Seagal disasters, private flights with John Travolta, basketball games with Hollywood stars, weird celebrity dating rankings, and Kevin's new special. Sponsored...

Mark and Sam recap a chaotic Netflix Festival weekend in LA, rubbing elbows with comedy royalty, almost hitching a ride on Jerry Seinfeld’s private jet, and surviving brutal travel disasters. They get into roast culture, passport disasters, horror movie paranoia, David Cross vs. fart humor, and why Kevin Nealon may have delivered the greatest accidental moment of the trip. Plus, they debate action...

Mark and Sam are joined by the guys from Stiff Socks, Michael Blaustein and Trevor Wallace. Talking about road comedy, bombing on stage, freezing eggs, paintball, cybertrucks, cold plunges, old cars, weird hotel stories, and way too much discussion about jerking off etiquette. Plus, Trevor and Michael talk life in LA vs New York, dating, touring, and the strange things comedians do to stay sane. S...

The legendary William H. Macy joins Mark and Sam for a killer episode. They dive into classic films like Fargo, Boogie Nights, and Magnolia, behind-the-scenes stories from iconic sets, and what makes a great script actually work. Plus, acting advice, Hollywood horror stories, AI fears in filmmaking, and why most people are terrible storytellers. Also: whiskey talk, Vegas misery, Thanksgiving food...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover it all, Portland seafood, comedy buses, MSG cop shows, porn etiquette, dating peeves, fake tits in politics, Christmas movies, baseball legends, and the greatest American bands. Plus, they dive into expensive hotels, day drinking regret, Babe Ruth’s insane diet, and why you should never summon a comedian from across the bar. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk...