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The world's least effective terrorist/passible first officer gets dropped into the middle of a discount Predator knock-off in "Nemesis". Listen as Joseph attempt to copy the episode's premise by inciting a homicidal rage in Peter by speaking as much as possible in sing song-y alien pig latin! If this is our last episode, now you know why.

Your podcast heroes end up discussing some huge tracks of land after the Voyager writers give us very little choice with "Day of Honor". Forced to deal with an episode with equal parts bad Tom/B'Elanna melodrama and gratuitous Jeri Ryan booty shots, Joseph and Peter do the only sane thing...they start discussing which each character's Saved by the Bell parallel is. 

Your podcast heroes stand at attention and provide Kes a hearty salute as they watch "The Gift". It has nothing on choose your own adventure coworker murder simulators, but Joseph and Peter do everything they can to breakdown the Mayfly Space Elf's rise to scouter breaking power levels. Want to play Jack's awesome game? Try it here: https://dhakajack.itch.io/harrys-run?fbclid=IwAR1r7Y1wKyGtrUSTczV...

The hateful journey launches into Season 4 of Voyager as Joseph and Peter review "Scorpion, Part 2"! Will the Bad CGI Meanies continue to mildly annoy our heroes? Will Janeway's genocidal choices ever be justified? Are they really going to have Seven of Nine's intro be a WWE ring entrance?

Joseph and Peter break down the best and the worst of Season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager! What was the worst episode? The best? Who will take home the most coveted awards of the year?

Your podcast heroes continue their epic discussion of "Scorpion, Part 1", focusing in on an elemental truth - Janeway may think giving replicators to the Kazon is bad, but giving WMD's to the Borg is fantastic! When the whole of the galaxy is in ashes due to her hubris, will she be reviled the scourge of all life she truly is?

Your podcast heroes finally reach the moment of truth – Voyager encountering the Borg (for real this time)! More importantly though, they encounter Voyager's terrible writing staff encountering Trek's greatest villain. Do they do it justice? The show is 23 years old, you already know they don't! PART 1 of 2

Your podcast heroes confront their own origin story as they enjoy "Worst Case Scenario", perhaps the most meta episode Voyager ever provides. Joseph and Peter celebrate the return of the Queen herself and discuss the implication of playing holodeck video games where you commit treason and kill your friends.

What ever will happen to Voyager as they get..slowly invaded by..old people in hobo pope hats? Your podcast heroes suffer through a typical D+ outing longing for a version of this episode with Lon Suder killing elderly space people.

Life finds a way, and so do your podcast heroes as they navigate "Distant Origin"! After super evolved dino people find the remains of Maquis all-star Hogan, Voyager deals with the true villain - ham-handed writers trying to force an episode about evolution.

Deep takes on Better Call Saul casting synergy and Vulcan racial slurs abound as Joseph and Peter tackle "Real Life". Can the EMH's version of Space My Three Sons recover from B'Elanna turning it into weapons grade tragedy porn? Emotional devastation strikes both your podcast heroes as they determine the depth of holographic suffering.

This week, your podcast heroes confront the well-loved "TBefore and After", an episode of Voyager by way of a PG rated Kurt Vonnegut. Between Captain Chakotay, the EMH with hair, and annoying child actors this one throws the kitchen sink at you – but can any of us truly comprehend the bizarre bedroom life of Harry Kim at this point?

Can any Starfleet technology overcome the raw power of Harry Kim's raw sexual energy? Most certainly the answer is 'no' as Joseph and Peter tackle "Favorite Son". Witness a plotline as old as literature itself – evil female temptresses – enhanced by space trucker crank, more Better Call Saul actors, and Harry Kim managing to drag his mother into his alien sex dreams.

Your podcast heroes watch the most oddly compelling elevator ride in history as they watch "Rise". In the second part of the so-called 'Trilogy of Terror', Joseph and Peter cope with the odd sensation that…uh…this is actually good? Is it because the ripped the plot off of Starship Troopers? Do we have Snarf Snarf  Stockholm Syndrome? What is going on?

Your podcast heroes return with a werewolf overbite and a bad attitude to review "Darkling". Can the thug life stylings of Bobby P's Sith Lord turn make up for some bad 'love story' plotting and the not-Bajoran space truckers?

Listen as Joseph and Peter talk Voyager Season 3 thus far, general Trek topics, and take audience questions!

This week's installment bring Joseph and Peter to "Unity", an episode about the nicest cult/neighborhood watch council this side of the Nekrid Expanse! With Chakotay take the sexytime Borg Scientology bait? Will Careless Whisper Saxophone continue to haunt Peter's nightmares?  

True alien lust is in the air as your podcast heroes review "Blood Fever", yet another episode that required Roxann Dawson to act both sweaty and horny. The episode itself had its ups and downs, but can Peter survive the 'special enhancements' Joseph brought for the occasion?

Observe as your podcast heroes digest the impossible enigma that is "Coda", an episode so confused that it needs its own episode of Unsolved Mysteries to explain it's existence. Can Joseph save Peter from his terrible opinion and convince him it's total garbage? Listen and find out!

Your podcast heroes return from spring break to talk about "Alter Ego", the holographic sex party scandal that rocked the Delta Quadrant! Will Tuvok both steal the girl AND manage to be the emotional lead of an episode without it being a horrid bore?

Joyful laughter fill your airways as your podcast heroes dig into "Fair Trade", the most unexpectedly good Snarf Snarf episode you could ever hope for. Everyone's favorite filthy space cat gets caught up in his old criminal ways when a figure from his past gets him caught up in dealing Space Meth, and Joseph and Peter explore a Voyager installment that represents the promise of the show we rarely...

Captian Janeway upholds her right to bear arms (and bare arms) as your podcast heroes watch 'Macrocosom'. After Voyager comes down with a case of CG prolapsed buttholes, will the heroic captain be successful in her UPN level budget bug hunt? Only a certified Federation sex den can help her out this time!

At last, your podcast heroes have found it – the very worst episode of Voyager (so far).  Listen as Joseph and Peter lament the existence of "The Q and the Grey", an episode replete with cartoon character level depth for a race of eternal, near-omnipotent beings. Don't you love Space Loki reduced to getting clowned by Tom Paris?

Your podcast heroes find themselves in their element as they discuss "Warlord". Are the adventures of Evil Sexy Vampire Cat Kes  the best episode of the season so far? This hour long meeting of the Unexpected Jennifer Lien Fan Club certainly have something to say about it.

Join your podcast heroes as they struggle to digest "Future's End, Part 2". Tuvok makes suspicious dietary choices, the show's worst villain to date somehow gets even more boring, and Joseph and Peter wind up arguing about an unrelated 2012 sci-fi movie for half the podcast run time.  Witness us deal with an episode so lame, even Sarah Silverman's abs workout regimen couldn't save it!