Verbal Graffiti

Bachelorette Parties - A Ritual We Need to Exterminate 19.10.2026 38:16 ↓

Episode 282 1) Celebrating pedophiles who resist temptation 2) Bachelorette parties are a humiliation ritual

It's the economy stupid - living with your parents as an adult is how you accrue wealth 15.10.2026 36:35 ↓

Episode 281 Bemoaning the current economy and argue how living with your parents is the only way to save money if you're a mid IQer

Sex, Drugs and Cornell 7 - the correct take no one has mentioned 12.10.2026 47:24 ↓

Episode 280 Sex, Drugs and Cornell 7 - the correct take no one has mentioned

Facebook is for monitoring the popular kids who bullied you in high school 08.10.2026 43:21 ↓

Episode 279 Facebook is for monitoring the popular kids who bullied you in high school

Gen Z hostess refused to make eye contact with me 05.10.2026 42:04 ↓

Episode 278 Gen Z hostess refused to make eye contact with me

Symptoms of Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) 28.09.2026 1:07:19 ↓

Episode 266 & 267 Double sided episode here because I fail to focus on one topic. We go all over the place in this one (two?), from how to steal panties, what to do with stolen panties, what to do when you come face to Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) and when your giga-chad of a friend who has slept with 400+ women has no advice for how to handle this unpleasant stand-off.

Having a stable loving two parent suburban upbringing has ruined my adulthood 24.09.2026 41:44 ↓

Episode 275 1) Having a stable two parent loving suburban upbringing has ruined my adulthood 2) I admire the life Adam22 has manifested into reality

Trans "activists" threatened my life for 24 hours 21.09.2026 51:19 ↓

Episode 274 50 minutes detailing a Trans "activists" threatening my life for 24 hours

I proposed to my loving girlfriend and she said NO 17.09.2026 39:08 ↓

Verbal Graffiti Episode 273 Dreaming of being a babe and telling my John no when he proposed

I regret sending nude photos to my boyfriend 14.09.2026 42:28 ↓

Episode 272 1) it's not the nude photo, but the prep work that goes into it that I enjoy most

Quitting my 9-5 W2 corporate career to pursue my passion 10.09.2026 41:12 ↓

Episode 271 You don't have to be super duper attractive to make big money on OF. Quit your job now

I was the perfect victim for a child predator 07.09.2026 42:14 ↓

Episode 270 1) John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath - may I drink from your nipple? 2) My secretive nature made me the perfect victim for child predators

We've lost our women to Instagram and our future is now uncertain 03.09.2026 48:08 ↓

Episode 269 Single moms' main concern is looking hot on Instagram

What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy 31.08.2026 45:03 ↓

Episode 268 What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy

I was assaulted on a New Haven public bus - my 40 minute detailed story of the horrific ordeal 27.08.2026 42:14 ↓

Episode 267 This is really part 2 of Episode 266 A tale of that time I was assaulted on a New Haven city public bus

Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts & a special gift from fan of the show David Duke 24.08.2026 22:22 ↓

Episode 266 Recording went long, so breaking this episode into two parts Part 1 1) Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts 2) David Duke gives Verbal Graffiti his support

NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez 22.08.2026 40:54 ↓

Verbal Graffiti Episode 265 1) NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez

I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H 17.08.2026 44:09 ↓

Verbal Graffiti Episode 264 1) I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H

Sometimes you have to say what needs to be said 13.08.2026 43:37 ↓

Episode 263 1) I can't figure out the Discord age verification system 2) 73 yr-old babe dances with a 36 yr-old stud

Honestly, I'm disappointed with myself. Listening to it is a waste of your time 10.08.2026 40:23 ↓

Episode 262 1) Indian smoke shops have no customers. How do they stay in business? 2) How does this economy work? shrug emoji

Scouting a Hailey Rose scene & a referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692 06.08.2026 38:50 ↓

Episode 261 1) Scouting a Hailey Rose scene 2) Employment annual review - what I want to say 3) Referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692

Derek Jeter cards, having a serious conversation about vaginal prolapse & Jerry Sandusky 03.08.2026 46:15 ↓

Episode 260 1) Why I enjoy collecting Derek Jeter baseball cards 2) Vaginal Prolapse - a serious conversation 3) Giving thanks to Jerry Sandusky - Verbal Graffiti's #1 deceased fan

Having standards torpedoed my life / ranking holiday STD's / Reddit Moderators 30.07.2026 37:19 ↓

Episode 259 1) Having standards torpedoed my life 2) ranking holiday STD's 3) Reddit Moderators

Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide & W2 workers are suckers 27.07.2026 43:16 ↓

Episode 258 1) Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide 2) W2 workers are suckers

Questioning the racism of white flight & the cultural influence of Woodstock 1969 | Ep 257 23.07.2026 41:31 ↓

Episode 257 1) 25 minutes reexamining white flight 2) Gen Z is censoring their feet in photos