Unplanned Parents

Did you know kids have started podcasting on Halloween, at least in my head they do. Don’t worry, that’s not my only mistake from this episode. We won’t be mistaken about the Pumpkin Carving Champion though, and when my new toolset arrives, I’ll be unstoppable (cue Sideshow Bob style maniacal laughter)!!!! I bet when the Roman’s ate a meal they also cut the crust, because they were adults and no o...

If only I still had the tiny cymbals to go with my striped overalls, we’d be ready for the halftime show at the finals. I’m sure Samuel Clemens would approve. Take a ride with us down memory lane as some of us remember great performances, the other rambles on, once again managing to bring up New York city. Morticia and Gomez circle around to stomp out some of our least favoritesas well. Pack your...

Sometimes you just need to get away, even if this distance is short. And sometimes, you bring the shower with you (no need for hot water here). I think there’s an old adage about making lemonade out of a mole hill, but maybe I have those mixed up. Anyway, keep a smile on your face because you eventually control the claw.

We must first harken back, in order to harken back, almostlike Memento (even though that movie is not mentioned here). As we left off last week, we finalize our Top Ten’s of Cinema. Some went Overboard (another movie not mentioned here) with their list, others understood the assignment. This did lead to good memories and great soundtracks. Grab a big bowl of popcorn as we share our favorites from...

While trying to not be afraid of the dark, Prince Adam showed up to proclaim, "I Have The Power", to which the youngest yelled, "Mazel Tov". Just as the power left us in the afternoon, exits happen in our everyday life as well. Though unlike transformers that decide they've had enough, some transform into new opportunities for growth and experiences. As we go from "Rag...

It was a party in Nash-Vegas as I got to go Back to the Future for some cool cars (I know we all can't get enough of cars). Sometimes the big blue bridge let's in all sorts of things, this time it brought some big feet to the south side of town, along with a mixture cryptic adjacent fanfare. That didn't prevent us waking up early to find the best deals to be had. With a belly full of t...

So apparently I didn't remember the letter exactly, but I found the letter online. Enjoy! CAMP LEJEUNE   Your magazine is number one compared with all those otherwiener magazines. I have some questions: 1. How is the new 411K2 different from the old 411K? 2. Do pros, such as Cliff Lett and Joel Johnson, havedifferent jobs other than working for R/C car companies? 3. How much wood would a woodc...

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It's similar to someone that's perpetually 29, we're still celebrating our anniversary. But when the pizza is this good you have to keep going, especially when you get to enjoy a song and a slice. Just make sure the song is from Angeles, not the arguing group from Grassmere. Randa is later happy as the Wheel of Doom, I mean Destiny, leads her back to one of her favorite topics.... CARS...

I'm sure no one has said this before, but you can't believe everything your read on the internet. This shocked even the Woo Girl. We get Comfortably Numb in this episode as we share the tale of a recent concert in a rock quarry Fred Flintstone would be proud of. But oh, don't fret (music pun intended), the Wheel of Topics made the journey with us to the lodge. We discover my love of Ba...

Why do we have to start this way... maybe it was the long weekend taking its toll. Bag it up and continue on. Ain't gonna lie, it's not always a spooky experience, regardless if you have a strange confirmation bias. Don't be a Deer in headlights and enjoy the latest episode from these meddling kids.

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Would you look at that, a rare mid-week extra episode. All those T-Dogs and Amish hand-pies gave us the extra energy to record for a second night at the fair, and boy what a treat! Halfway through the Antiques Roadshow we had enough, and decided to wrap things up at home. Click on the download, put in your earbuds, and enjoy Episode 23 while you finish mile 247 in record time.

"Who wants a coaster". Live (at the time) at the Hancock County Fair creates a warm "Antiques Roadshow" vibe to the background noise. Maybe we can bring our antique Kitten and RATT Carnival Mirrors for appraisal. I challenge each one of you to try flipping your corndog, trust me, it's GENIUS! But don't forget to pick up a coaster on your way out.

Mondays are the new Saturdays! If episodes were years, we could open some Champagne to celebrate as we enter through the Vestibule and tour our first apartments. We learn the hills aren't always Greener on the other side of the fence. Traditionally speaking, it's Fair to say we love Christmas and the 4th of July. Sit back, slice yourself a nice piece of Ketchup pie, and enjoy our latest Un...

Have you ever heard the suggestion that taking your time while presenting, or telling a story... That it helps to keep the audience engaged, and hanging on every word... This episode has NEVER heard of that! I hope your heart rate is in Zone 4, just like mine, as you enjoy the latest from your favorite podcast couple.

It's "Fair" to say we enjoyed making this episode almost as much as some people like Tomato Pies. Well, maybe not that much. Try not to sleep through this episode as we ride the Ghost Train to the Wheel of Destiny, all the way to the Upside-Down. Is it a movie, is it a series, can we even remember our own names? It's a tale as old as time. Run up that hill, put some fresh batteri...

I think it’s Fair to say, Tra-Tay ain’t got nothin’ on us! Timeto zone in on where it all started, well at least where we made it official. The heat nor the rain could keep me away from the BBQ, though Randa is still trying to find  it. This leads us into our stay made for Kings, thankfully forone night, and later on to the land of Dolly, traffic, and bears. Press play, kick back with some bread p...

It's Murica's Semiquincentennial and we're here with a changed-up intro. Let's all celebrate! While this delivery is standard operating procedure, not all go as smoothly. When you leave windows on the lawn, everything goes to the birds. Sit back, relax, and remember it's OK to count using your fingers. Hopefully after the holiday you can still make it to 10.

Guess what, Chicken Butt... I mean, more travel. It's starting to look like an outside force is influencing the Wheel of Topics. We may need a Mammoth Club to knock us back on track. Sit back, relax, and get your mouse ears on as we explore our favorite park system in Florida (no, we will not talk about Universal).

Would you Listen if I promise not to talk about travel again? Well today is not that day. The wheel of destiny doesn't care about your wishes. Guess what, Travel it is! the first half we quickly relive some of our many travel experiences through BAROKE times in early marriage, and favorite hockey towns. In a rare "double spin" episode, the wheel yet again brings up a previous related...

Trading the Big Wheel for a Big Apple. While its presence was felt, the Wheel remained stationary this episode. We dive into the reason for the season, I mean for the reason for the late episode. Bright Lights and the Big City!! Every transportation element has a share in this weeks episode as we explore new territory. But the biggest impact, John and his perfect Pizzas.

I’ll get over you, I know I will… Enjoy our latest episode as we gallivant away on vacation with the boys. Maybe we’ll see a LeSabre or Bravada as we cruise around. This leads into another song reference as we go Round and Round and Round discussing the greatness of particular road layouts. Let’s all grab a slice of cake and party for this crispy episode, it’ll leave you flabbergasted!

If I sing a jingle, does it unlock some sort of place that serves me Wright Brand Bacon on my own personal island? Probably not... Just like your own children, it's difficult to pick a favorite. Sometimes we're left with edible plates and flaming desserts (and not the sand filed kind). If you've read this far, you've done better than me at the Fountainhead. I'm still finding my...

I normally like to develop some clever description that reflects the episode in numerous ways, but I'm not gonna. You can't make me do it, so stop asking. Now listen to the episode, pretty please...