Twoleg Talks

Gaynor and Emma rise with the dawn in the second half of Sunrise, Book 6 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include small town wacky defense lawyer Purdy defending a murderer, leaving the women at home (to run the entire Clan), one final discussion of cat lactation for old times' sake, Leafpool pulling a major reveal Uno Reverse on Hollyleaf, Crowfeather cementing himself as the most d...

Gaynor and Emma are awakened by the first rays of Sunset, the sixth book in the Warriors: The Power of Three. Topics include the newest episode of CSI: ThunderClan, the one and only helpful member of WindClan, everyone rubbing having a Dad in Hollyleaf's face, taking part in the world's worst murder mystery, and perhaps our most earnest attempt to rewrite this series (mostly just to get rid of Spo...

Gaynor and Emma lay hidden in the darkness of the second half of Long Shadows, Book 5 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include presenting at the first annual Twoleggies, Jaypaw failing to save the world from the Tribe, the major W of not killing your ex-girlfriend in the tunnels, more proof why you should never date a theater kid, Squirrelflight needing to learn how to read a room, s...

Gaynor and noted math prodigy Emma skulk their way into the first half of Long Shadows, the fifth book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include the audacity of an omniscient badger, Hollyleaf being highkey conservative-coded, a deep dive on Mousefur, the Power of Three trio going full Scooby-Doo mode, StarClan's special ops angel team, two distinct references to classic Godzilla mons...

Gaynor and Emma pray to StarClan to bring the sun back (they've never seen an eclipse before) in the second half of Eclipse, Book 4 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include ThunderClan's sword of destiny, Firestar becoming a feminist icon, Sol the elderly gay stoner youth pastor (voiced by Maximillion Pegasus), some quality attempts at incorporating internet brainrot terms, going ful...

Gaynor and Emma stare (inadvisably) directly at the first half of Eclipse, the fourth book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include knocking the architect of cat heaven down a peg, getting absolutely twunked out of our minds with Lionpaw, Jaypaw revolutionizing modern medicine once again, that moment when your dumbass friend thinks she saw a lion, Onestar going full war-pilled Ashfur...

Gaynor and Emma take it to the Shacks (AKA Shakira and Shaq) for the second half of Outcast, Book 3 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics includes stinky old Purdy back on his NPC behavior, a searing hot roast of Warriors side character names, a laundry list of reasons that everyone should hate Stoneteller (this is most of the episode), Jaypaw keeping his siblings alive for administrative...

Gaynor and Emma shake it like a Polaroid picture as they enter the first half of Outcast, the third book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include the burning of comedy constipation, Hollypaw entering her girlboss era, Feathertail's petty long con to ruin Leafpool's life, finally making Stormfur interesting in the 15th book, Jaypaw's new incredibly convenient ability, business mom Taw...

Gaynor and Emma (with special guests Jiji and Old Grampa Time) gasp for air and resurface in the second half of Dark River, Book 2 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being cat-horny for war, RiverClan's smelliest apprentice Shitpaw, showing up to school with a badass ear scar, Squirrelflight being aunt-mom of the year (maybe), Breezepaw being just like his dad (derogatory), Jay...

Gaynor and Emma are swept away by the first half of Dark River, the second book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Boulder's horrifying ancient tunnel witch ancestor, Lionpaw fumbling the bag worse than anyone ever has, a call to action for Jaypaw/Stick shippers, showing respect to your aunt-mom and your mom-aunt, and a collaboration that will shake the film world forever: A24...

Gaynor and Emma look lovingly into the eyes of the second half of The Sight, Book 1 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being sickened at the thought of being a piano prodigy, the return of wife man Graystripe, predatory feline army recruiters, Good Guy Brackenfur(TM), some genuine exploration of cat health, middle school AU field day fanfic by Kate Cary, and the real hell of th...

We're so back.  Gaynor and Taylor Swift-esque Warriors musical celebrity Emma kick off Twoleg Talks Season 3 by getting right into the first half of The Sight, the first book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Jaypaw staying true to his emo heritage, ThunderClan's political spin team, unfortunately common Brightheart Ls, the return of the greatest Warriors OTP of all time, and...

Oh? What's that tucked behind the tree? Is that.....a mini episode? It's a Christmas miracle! Gaynor and Emma sit down to find out what will happen when they die by taking the incredible fan quiz "Will You Go To The Dark Forest Or StarClan?" by FrostfeatherThewarrior. Topics include the return of Midnight the Badger, the dark and twisted mind of Emma Rogers, staging a coup against the most radical...

Gaynor and Emma sit in multicolored splendor as the sun sets on Season 2 in the second half of Sunset, Book 6 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include powerful Warriors bathroom etiquette, ThunderClan and the Great Prophecy Disparity, Gaynor's dark millenial arc, cat cusses, the blinding light spiritual awakening that you do love your dad, the second most badass death scene of all...

Gaynor and Emma begin the hike up the big hill towards the first half of Sunset, the sixth and final book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include ableism in cat heaven, Emma's very good and normal tweenage take on the Cloudtail/Brightheart/Daisy drama, finally becoming the intellectual psychoanalysis podcast we were always meant to be, the not-so-difficult life of StarClan's #1 gi...

Gaynor and Emma are backstage at NBC's hit talk show and discussing the second half of Twilight, Book 5 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include breaking the glass ceiling at the Dark Forest School of Business, StarClan trying to get the third series going, Gaynor's cringey teen relationships, afternoon tea with children's television icon Midnight the Talking Badger, and Emma gets...

Gaynor and Emma travel to Forks, WA and fall in love with the first half of Twilight, the fifth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include WindClan and the Pennsylvania Amish community, midwestern emo cats with katanas, a summer hang with White Claws and blood, Firestar's graphic murder of Peter Rabbit, a lot of romantic heavy breathing, and the Twoleg Talks x Euphoria lexicon c...

Gaynor and Emma bob-and-weave through the second half of Starlight, Book 4 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Brambleclaw's entitled millenial mindset, Crowfeather's high-key Edward Cullen vibes, parent-teacher conferences in heaven, the tragic deaths of our favorite ShadowClan cats Shadow and Clan, and Hawkfrost: the TikTok influencer of cat fascists.

Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine which of the mythical big cat clans they should align with with the official warriorcats.com "Which Mythological Clan Do You Belong To?" test. Topics include the furries over at paint company Benjamin Moore, being a messy Clan leader who loves drama, and the benefits of being friends with quirky rich girls wit...

Gaynor and Emma ponder the great unknown found in the first half of Starlight, the fourth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the CW Pride and Prejudice but with cats, the concept of literally talking to your partner honestly for like a minute once in a while, the first whiffs of a coup, our new Twoleg Talks girlboss intern, and a surprising (and, in Gaynor's opinion, ups...

Gaynor and Emma crest the hill that is the second half of Dawn, Book 3 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the Firestar death pool, a frank talk about old age, Riverclan's medical reliance on bodies of water, the first signs of legitimate super powers in these books about feral cats, and Emma's history of strategic cyberbullying and social engineering.

Gaynor and Emma set their sights on the first half of Dawn, the third book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Crowpaw: Film School Fuccboi, Tallstar's many ailments, The Shawshank Redemption but for cats, being self-conscious about cold-blooded murder, and a surprisingly deep talk about the current state of American politics to explain the subtext of a conversation between fi...

Live from outer space, Gaynor and Emma blast off into the second half of Moonrise, Book 2 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the legal jurisdiction and property lines of StarClan, all the many reasons not to like Stoneteller, the blue collar parents of local furries, and questioning who should have authored this book. (Spoiler alert: its us.)

Gaynor and Emma begin their trek through the first half of Moonrise, the second book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy Series. Topics include Stormfur AKA the frozen milk of cats, being pissed off by the existence of Midnight, the uncomfortable place that the Tribe holds in the series, and asking the important question of whether or not this book even needed to be written.  Shoutout to our British...

Gaynor and Emma slide right into the second half of Midnight, Book 1 of the Warrriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the hard-hitting questions about Crowpaw that nobody asked for, why you can't trust your Mom once she goes to heaven, your definitely real new favorite character Rabbitheart, and the uncontainable excitement of watching five cats silently walk through different environment...