Two Guys, Two Questions

Do you need a calling to love your work? Ryan Keeton and Jarrod Greer discuss the businesses they started because they enjoyed them, and imagine a calling that sends someone who hates the cold to Antarctica. Their second surprise question asks what would happen if every lie they had told became a person waiting outside the door. Between the questions, they talk about comics, Gary Vee, AI workflows...

🔬 Should you spend every dollar before you die, or leave it to your kids? Two friends argue inheritance, heirlooms and what 25-year-old you got wrong. When does saving for your kids start costing you your own life, and does an inheritance actually help the people who get it? Ryan Keeton, a real estate agent, and his co-host Jarrod, a reptile breeder and convention promoter who also buys estates a...

🔬 A reptile show fight ends with torn-up cash, then a debate over whether you even have to reply to a text.  On this episode, Ryan Keeton and Jarrod dig into a real confrontation at a reptile show: a self-described "rescue" group accused Jarrod of starving newly hatched ball pythons, demanded a refund, and pushed until he tore up the cash and walked away.  Listen for how two guys who di...

🔬 A governor crashed Comic Con, a fan left 50 letters, and someone got accused of theft, welcome to Season 2 of Two Guys, Two Questions. What happens when a governor shows up unannounced at your comic convention and a superfan leaves a box of love letters for a celebrity guest? Hosted by Ryan Keeton, a Kentucky-based comic convention and reptile show promoter who runs Lexington Comic-Con, alongsi...

🔬 A newborn, a VA rebuilt from scratch, and the week Dolly, Tim Curry & Optimus Prime's voice all died. Two friends unpack it all. This week, one host is knee-deep in retraining a six-year VA whose old workflow no longer fits the business, while closing two new real estate listings on almost no sleep. The other is loading trucks sick as a dog ahead of his annual convention, wrangling a go...

🔬 From seven nights of grandkid duty and yard pin metal detectors to high-stakes exotic trade history, Ryan and Jarrod cover it all on Two Guys, Two Questions. Dive into old-school stories like mail-ordering live cobras at 17, the fallout from HBO's Monsters of God docuseries, and why Mother Nature ignores human scientific definitions. 🎙️ WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT: ✔️ Real-life updates, $2...

💡 Propofol naps, Puerto Rico travel chaos, and trolling Grant Cardone’s AI text bot. Ryan and Jared are back to talk small business reality, $3M revenue walls, and why sitting on warehouse inventory is a nightmare. Plus: how loaning $1,300 for Air Jordans taught a kid real financial literacy, busting tax myths, and why AI still can’t teach kids actual life skills. 🎙 In this episode, we cover: ✔️...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod kick things off with a little banter about punctuality before diving into a wild story about a close call on the road. Jarrod then shares the chaotic tale of "Neatos" - a wildly popular stress ball that caused a literal line around the block at his store, leading to some serious Facebook drama and a surprisingly deep dive into t...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, hosts Ryan and Jarrod catch up after a wild week. Jarrod returns from Texas with a stomach bug that turns his first four days back into an absolute nightmare. After surviving his illness, he’s back to report the realities of juggling 900 snakes, planning three reptile expos in one weekend, and dealing with an ever-growing list of tasks. Together, the guy...

What happens when you mix 30 years of friendship, a serial entrepreneur, a top-tier real estate agent, and two unprepared questions? In this inaugural episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of turning your hobbies into businesses to a deep philosophical debate about what comes next in life when you're pushing 50. The guys kick things off by in...

What happens when you mix an impromptu beach trip, an Ozempic overdose story, and a swooping bat in a dark shed? In this unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the harsh realities of cross-country box truck rentals to a deep philosophical debate about free will. The guys kick things off with their chaotic weekly updates—Jarrod is stressing over an en...

What happens when you mix a tropical patio remodel, an escaped snake, and a wildly unproductive day? In this unfiltered episode, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of taking Ozempic to a philosophical debate on the one question that would destroy society. The guys kick things off by comparing their weeks—Ryan is building a backyard oasis and closing massive real estate deals, wh...

What happens when you mix backyard wildlife defenses with massive real estate ambitions? In this unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the realities of taking Ozempic to the dream of buying a multi-million square foot underground cave. The guys kick things off by sharing a dangerous but effective hack for keeping raccoons out of the garden. Jarrod t...

In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the physical realities of aging to the existential dread of leaving no digital footprint. Jarrod shares the unbelievable, tragic, and fascinating saga of Lee the Collector—an eccentric old man who left behind a 40-year hoard of treasures that ultimately became the world's largest mystery box....

Some stories are just too embarrassing to keep to yourself. In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod share some of their most mortifying personal stories. Jarrod kicks things off by explaining why a strawberry milkshake and a copperhead snake led to an emergency roadside bathroom break. Ryan counters with a story about a property appraisal gone horribly wrong,...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring another hilarious mix of wild adventures and deep debates. Jarrod kicks things off with a terrifying (and pantless) midnight wrestling match with an escaped 13-foot snake, while Ryan shares his mind-blowing experience visiting the Sphere in Las Vegas. The guys then tackle a major "Would You Rather" style question: Would yo...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring the perfect mix of chaos and deep conversation. Jarrod kicks things off with a hilariously disappointing review of a Star Wars-themed burlesque show in Vegas, his brilliant prank involving Amazon deliveries, and the terrifying story of getting struck directly in the eye by a 7-foot King Rat snake. The guys then tackle a ridiculous "...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and Jarrod take a deeply personal detour. Jarrod returns to his late uncle's property, untouched since 2007, discovering everything from the eerie stillness of an abandoned home to a perfectly preserved, 20-year-old pot plant hanging in the rafters. The conversation takes an introspective turn as the guys unpack Ryan’s "beach house dream&q...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planni...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and his co-host recount an incredibly eventful week centered around the Lexington Comic-Con. They share the behind-the-scenes chaos and successes of running a massive convention, including getting yelled at (or successfully avoiding it), elevator breakdowns, and dealing with a rogue attendee in a cat suit putting "For Rectal Use Only" sti...

In this guest-free episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod is gearing up for the massive Lexington Comic Con, while Ryan shares his experience using a crazy new AI audio recorder that maps out entire conferences. The guys discuss the wild west of the early internet before tackling this week's big questions. Ryan shares his dream list of Comic Con guests,...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Jarrod and Ryan hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the hilarious reality of receiving massive shipments of frozen rodents and why his FedEx guy thinks he has a severe rat problem. He also shares a story about a botched late-night "aerial burial" for a dead snake while his neighbor watched. They discuss the absolute nightmare of neighborhood grou...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the results of his recent doctor’s visit which leads into a highly candid and hilarious recap of his first-ever trip to the urologist for a vasectomy consult. Ryan chimes in with his own vasectomy experience from 20 years ago, proving it's not as scary as it sounds. The guys also dive into a wide mix...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan are on a mission to survive with no DoorDash, debate prepping for the apocalypse, and discuss what they’d do with 30,000 comic books (probably not what you think). From random food survival hacks to the band lineup for an upcoming event, this episode is all over the place—just how we like it. 😂 Not to mention, we dive deep into the Andy...

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions , Ryan & Jarrod bounce from business chaos into something much deeper. What starts as a catch-up about moving buildings and slow winter months turns into a real conversation about collectibles, contracts, regret, mortality, and what your “stuff” is actually worth. From warehouse-sized buying decisions to AI confidently getting snake medication wrong,...