Two Guys, No Script

Your week can be “too busy” even when it’s only one night of plans, and we feel that hard as we pick up the mic after missing a week. The recording starts a little chaotic, then quickly turns into the kind of real-life catch-up that makes hanging out feel like a full agenda: motorcycles, money, work schedules, and the constant math of what you can fit into a normal week.  We get into a Harley-Davi...

A cold pasta salad gets called spaghetti, salsa becomes “sauce,” and somehow that’s only the beginning of our first guest episode with Gavin. We’re back in full small-town comedy podcast mode, where the best stories come from long workdays, bad lighting, and friends who will absolutely narrate your worst moment for the rest of your life. We bounce from workplace stories and rainy-day gear that loo...

A lifeguard’s whistle, a truck in a ditch, and a tornado watch outside the basement window. That’s the kind of night we’re bringing you, and somehow it still turns into a conversation about marriage, kids, and building a house like we’re responsible adults. We start with the simple stuff: how the week’s been, what we’re doing this weekend, and why a casino trip sounds fun until you remember you’re...

Sweat, smoke, and bad decisions make great conversation, and we prove it again by jumping from summertime suffering straight into listener questions we cannot ignore. We talk smooth bore vs fog pattern from a firefighter’s point of view, then get weirdly practical about hot-weather comfort: swamp ass, toe jam, chafing, foot stink, and what actually helps when you have to work in the heat. Yes, we...

A poster falls off the wall, the AC barely works, and somehow that turns into a full debate about Harleys, pontoon boats, and what it actually takes to keep a small podcast alive. We’re talking shop like we always do, starting with the real-life chaos of filming a DIY video podcast and why the simplest setup tasks can eat the whole night. If you’ve ever tried to build something, fix something, or...

You ever put off something small like a dentist appointment, then build it up in your head until it feels like a financial disaster? We start there, comparing notes on cavities, dental insurance, and the weird relief of learning that “years later” doesn’t always mean “you’re doomed.” From teeth to basic self-maintenance, we keep it practical and honest, because real life is expensive enough withou...

One bad decision at work can follow you for weeks, but the worst part is your buddy will remember it forever and bring it up on a microphone. We roll straight from a long shift into a raw, unedited hang where the “how was your day” turns into tool talk and haircut roasting. The stories bounce through our world: jobsite injuries and instant karma, the weird stuff you find around cars, and the prank...

Watching a podcast change in real time is half the fun and we found that out at 5 a.m. while testing our first video podcast setup. You’ll hear us joke about the new “studio” feel, argue about who actually shows up on time, and admit that being seen on camera is a whole different kind of pressure than audio. From there, it’s a straight shot into real-life blue-collar problems: turkey season confli...

We talk through our first run of podcast shirts and what we’re testing with a $5 supporter tier giveaway, because making an independent comedy podcast costs real money and we’re trying to grow it the smart way. Then we get into the big-screen obsession: measuring TVs with outstretched arms in Walmart, the chaos of delivery, and the dream of going even bigger. We also share what we want to do next...

Join Tanner and Derek as they explore Dereks dreams and wants. Help us reach our goals and spread the word so we can take our dream vacation. Thank you all so much for watching!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

Join Derek and Tanner as they explore the story of Derek's broken neck. Catch the humor and soft points of the story. Thank you all for tuning in!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript

Join Tanner and Derek from the Two Guys, No Script podcast as they introduce themselves. This episode is an introductory to Derek and Tanner as well as their 18 year long friendship. Thank you for tuning in!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/TwoGuysNoScript