Two Dumb Bitches

Get in losers! We're talking Love Island today. We have opinions and they're mostly about why everyone kisses like that as soon as they enter the Villa, why men are ruining the show and Megan Thee Stallion telling the boys to step it up.

Today we talk about our favorite celebrity conspiracy theories, we rail on adaptations that go off script, actors that think they know better than the source material, and HOT FUCKING LUMBERJACKS.

Today we're sharing all the dirty little secrets they don't tell you about getting a colonoscopy. We're talking prep. We're talking butt tubes. We're talking drug loopies. Does your colon have a hobbit in it? We don't know, but you should maybe get that checked out. On the other end we're dishing on General Gerald. Myth? Legend? War-trained dolphin. We are ready to welc...

Join us on a journey unknown. Today we talk about neuro-divergent muscle memory theories, recess, vocal stimming, and for some reason Mandy Patinkin. What a guy.

A continuation of last weeks episode (sorry, we talk a lot) about ADHD, Autism, and what they look like combined to create AuDHD (?). Why is getting an Autism diagnosis so dumb? And what do boys have against Girl Dinner?

Today we're giving you the tea on a scheme to not only raise Spirit Airlines from the dead, but also to put ownership of the airline in the hands of the public. Its gonna be like that movie with Matt Damon only instead of one guy and his kids, its gonna be us, you, your mom and 2 million of our friends. Today we're talking our ideas for Spirit Air 2.0, controversy about kids on planes, competitive...

we hate food. but we love food. it's a complicated relationship. Today we talk comfort foods, sensory issues, and the utter bullshit that is caring for the human body. Especially when the chaotic world of ADHD meets a sprinkle of the Tism. Welcome to discovering AuDHD.

Today we talk about some therapizing. What do I do if I hate my therapist? Do I even deserve to be therapized? What the heck is EMDR? Will we ever find out what the R stands for??? Yes! Apparently, it stands for Reprocessing. That tracks.

TRIGGER WARNING - This week we talk about some shit. Some heavy shit. Some narcissistic abusive shit. Not all toxic people are narcissists, but all narcissists are toxic (unless they’re actively in therapy/working on themselves *thumbs up to those people*) Heads up, we do discuss yeeting oneself and similar topics that may not be suitable for everyone. *Cue movie man trailer voice* Viewer Discreti...

I’VE GOT MOULDE IN MY VENTS. Today we bitch about apartments, the gut brain connection, and how important it is to take mold exposure seriously. We also wander into the world of doing electricity on Sundays and swimming after church. Come along

People do some crazy things after break ups. We're gonna spill on some of the weirdest things we've done and what we think are some of the shitty things done to us.

We went to Universal! Mostly Epic Universe though. We had a blast, and we’re gonna tell you why. We talk all about the rides, the characters, the aaambiance. We loved every minute of it (except Mario Kart and being touched by randos).

We went to Disney World! (Part 2) Welcome to the crash outs. We’ve got beef with Beak and Barrel, The Contemporary Resort, and the Maple Popcorn stand in the Canada Pavilion. Also a little bit with the Tiki Room too…. But don’t worry! Walt is still Cinna’s secondary Dad.

We went to Disney World and we wanna tell you all about it! This is part one of our adventures

Today we're talkin bout some things. Some things that we have opinions on. Things like Leonardo Di Caprio's dating habits and invalidating other people's feelings. Also the injustice of empty tampon receptacles and some small joys of PCOS. Yayyy...? ALSO. We are taking off the month of December so we will see you in 2026! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year bitches!

We think the Back to Work Movement is STUPID and we are gonna tell you about it. I don't wanna get ready. I don't wanna drive to work. I don't wanna sit in a cubicle. Please kindly crawl out of my ass and let me do my job.

Today we are taking apart the Manosphere and the M.A.L.E. (Male Asshole Loneliness Epidemic). We also talk about weird things boys have done on dates and the importance of NOT shoving cake in your brides face. Women aren't that mysterious or hard to please.

Is there something actually wrong with you, or is it just *anxiety*?? Today we are talking about getting dismissed and ignored by the American healthcare system. We discuss doctors refusing to actually talk to us, dismissing our pain, completely misdiagnosing women, and also getting mistreated themselves.

One member of this party is scared to death, which means we can only share kinda-sorta scary stories for you today and also a couple not-so-scary tangents? We've got pirates! We've got haunted houses! We've prolly got some other stuff too!

Today we're sharing our favorite costumes, scary movies, our love for anything Tim Burton and Danny Elfman, and other Halloween traditions

Today we talk about our weird thoughts and borderline but not quite conspiracy theories. We're talkin Lizard People, stalker SIMs, aliens, and over (or under?) population

We're Disney adults and WE'RE PROUD. Today we're dismantling stereotypes, defending the innocent, and knocking down children (accidentally, of course).

We're trying video today! Emphasis on trying Today we talk a lot of random shit like zombie spiders evolving into zombie squirrels (or chipmunks??), scary babysitting, and oral fixations. We promise this isn't a spookysode tho!

ADHD makes us do A LOT of weird things! Today we are talking about a couple few more of them. Like getting crazy overstimulated, and accidentally lying. Oops. Srry.

Lucy and Cinna were both raised in the LDS (Mormon) Church. Today we try to unpack our tip-of-the-iceberg bullshit. We talk about bad bishops, modesty culture, and stupid gender roles.