Two Dolts

Halloween part DEUXX 05.11.2021 1:31:26 ↓

The guys talk about random stuff and barely stay on point. Anyway, happy halloween. 

Return of the Dolti: Darrell the DJ 22.10.2021 36:06 ↓

We talk about Darrell (who is electronically challenged) becoming a DJ. 

The BOYZZZZ are back in towwwnwnnnn 22.10.2021 1:10:05 ↓

We're back in vacation sonnnnnnnn

The Saturday Matinee Show: RIP Norm Macdonald 20.09.2021 1:45:48 ↓

The boys get together for a show on Saturday. We give a little tribute to Norm and talk about other dumb things. 

CHRIS rips his shoulder in half / TOM brady / mini horses 11.09.2021 1:40:14 ↓

Swoll no more - Chris' shoulder is in tatters, no worry he's gotten an emotional support mini-horse in red lobster and runs into Tom Brady deflating the cheese rolls and kicking a lobster in the dick. 

The Great Golf Recap 03.09.2021 1:09:22 ↓

The boys violated their shot pact with copious amounts of jello and random shots...oh, and the golf was terrible. 

The guys try twitch and it fails miserably. 24.08.2021 1:19:39 ↓

Did an early Saturday episode. 

The guys taste HOT ONES LAST DAB hot sauce - Darrell Cries, Chris isn't phased because he's dead inside. 14.08.2021 1:24:26 ↓

The guys bought the HOT ONES game with the LAST DAB hot sauce. Good conversations.....`

Mars Rovers and Such 28.07.2021 1:13:08 ↓

The boyz talk about Mars rovers and things like that...to be honest, I don't really remember. 

The Would You Rather Episode 27.07.2021 1:56:57 ↓

The boys enter into massive arguments regarding the stupidest and most mundane "would you rather" questions. 

The anniversary show 06.07.2021 1:37:27 ↓

We've been at it for a year now. Thanks for a great run. 

The guys are back from Vacation 28.06.2021 1:15:57 ↓

The guys have been off for 2 weeks. They talk about what happened while they were gone: Free Brittany, Carl Nassib, Aaron Rodgers, and Chris (allegedly) getting peed on by a 70-year-old lady. 

Chris is in a MOOD 20.05.2021 1:35:42 ↓

Chris started off in a mood, but then things ended up ok. Enjoy! 

Weird Beer 3 11.05.2021 1:57:09 ↓

It's everyone's favorite episode theme: WEIRD BEER!!! In this third installment of weird beer we ramble about things, laugh, and even have a special guest in studio!! 

A Very Offensive Episode. 03.05.2021 1:47:44 ↓

The boys start off with one of the most offensive 6 minutes in podcast history. Rage. 

The Dolts + 1: Human Monkeys, NYC Women of the night, Curling wand or Alien P*nis? 26.04.2021 1:36:27 ↓

Jay joins the show and the guys talk about human-monkey embryos and basically rip on each other, and it gest uncomfortable. 

Power Hour 13.04.2021 1:22:23 ↓

The boys do Power Hour. One shot of beer per minute for an hour. Also, RIP to DMX. 

Noah's Ark, Murder Hornets, and drunken buffoonery. 07.04.2021 2:49:02 ↓

The guys discuss easter, ricky gervias, noah's ark, and other things before they passed out. 

Betting and Basketball 30.03.2021 1:06:59 ↓

The boys discuss Chris's amazing losing streak in betting. 

BACK AT IT. 15.03.2021 1:18:07 ↓

The boys are back. Chris had a vacation, Darrell managed to live another year. Whoopidty-doo. 

Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle? 28.02.2021 2:29:24 ↓

The guys tackle the age-old question about men being bit in the dick by turtles, greatest sports nicknames, and Darrell takes a nappy-poo. 

Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World 22.02.2021 2:25:44 ↓

The boys come out HOT with a story of one of their friends ALLEGEDLY, then compare their lists of the 20 of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet. 

The Joy of Having Children 13.02.2021 2:59:01 ↓

Chris finds letters his daughter wrote him and it triggers a great conversation about having kids. 

Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code 13.02.2021 1:28:14 ↓

Having friends is great. Being friends with the human cheat code is better. 

Back in the saddle. 23.01.2021 2:23:06 ↓

The boys discuss traveling and some things that, as I write this, I literally can't remember. hahahahah