Two Dolts

A spem bank gives two women the wrong sperm....craziest rant of all time.

For some reason we immediately starting about rediculous stuff, so much that Darrell puked. We touched on Sydney Sweeney and bullying at school.

The guys talk about imminent domain and how legacy rap songs should allow white men to say the racial slurs that are said in their songs. We also talk about being a dad when your kids are playing sports in junior high.

The boys discuss Mitch McConnell and how absolutely ZOOTED he is, along with our favorite sweet show favorite, BayleeDupree, getting married. Oh, yeah, and a lady who crapped herself.

The boys talk about the Lindsay Clancy trial.....horribly. We don't care about feelings, but honestly, we both teared up talking about it, and then the humor got insanely darker. Also: #ireland - rise up, we're with you! Fuck all the shit you're dealing with. We'll come drink with you once the streets are clean - our treat!

The boys were invited to host a heckle hole for Vinny's Golf Tournament in NY! Of course, they crushed it! Here's the recap!

This one is for the #dads! When you're a kid and you hear your parents spouting weird lines and logic - you think they made it all up and they're crazy. When you have kids, you find yourself saying the same crap your parents said to you - it comes out of nowhere! We analyzed the top 32 sayings and debated which sayings would pass on to the next level.

We talked about that #weird effect that having one SIP from a drink after not drinking for a few days and how it instantly transports you to being hammered. We also dive in and talk about actors that were simply too good at their roles and ruined them forever in hollywood.

We dive into the politics in NY and Illinois, talk about the idea of moving back to Buffalo, and we touch on Buffalo Sports.

There's a lot that goes into being a guy with friends. One of the key components is making sure that your friend knows you love him, and the only way to truly show that love is to make fun of him. We also talk about South Park, going bald, going to therapy, and self-esteem.

The boys discuss #weird coach interviews DURING games, Coaching youth sports, and #vegas tips and tricks.

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies. #Shots #Alchohol #Beers delivered by trains #Fishing # Deep Sea Fishing #Dadlife

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case. We also talk about taxes and fraud. #poop #taxes #comedy #podcast

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.

Chris introduced a new character for the podcast: Drunk Trump. The issue with this is that Chris does characters POORLY. This one got off to a strong start and then turned into the same crap we always do...happy listening.

Today, we talk about the best and worst places to grab a drink in America—legendary dives, overrated hotspots, hidden gems, and the “how is this place still open?” joints. We swap stories, rate the vibes, and tell you exactly where to go (and where to absolutely not).#TwoDoltsPodcast #BarTalk #BestBars #WorstBars #DiveBars #CocktailBars #CraftBeer #HappyHour #BarReview #Nightlife #DrinkingCulture...

First and foremost, we would like you to listen to the disclaimers in this. Just seems like everyone that talks openly about this stuff seems to not "make it" out of a parking garage or paddle boarding.

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized idea of choosing to go out on your own terms. Raw, real, and unfiltered—just how you like it.#TwoDoltsPodcast #CaseyKasem #BillOReilly #Hemingway #MentalHealth #PodcastLife #U...

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs. #TwoDoltsPodcast #80sDating #RetroVibes #PodcastComedy #LaughOutL...

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world’s weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questio...