Two Chunks And A Hunk

We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we humans weren't doing that good of a job, like, as a group. Enjoy this podcast episode (we thought of it with our meat brains and said it with our flesh mouths, isn't that so old fashioned of us?) and remember, we were alw...

Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first — summer's coming up! Are you prepared? In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Box Office Ball, The Traitors 2. Breathe  by  Cambo  is licensed under a  Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License . Be sure to check out Imagine...

Listen......we don't really know what to say here. I mean, you clicked on it. You saw the episode title and you still clicked on it. That can't possibly be our fault, right?? For what it's worth, I bet there are no other podcasts in the world with these specific words in this specific order. That's gotta count for something. Right? And to think, it's our first ever episode. In...

It's finally here. The grand prize. The pièce de résistance of the holiday season -- a Hallmark movie staring the newly christened Mr. Christmas. And hoo boy. It's.....certainly a movie. In this episode: 2025 Crystal Ball Predictions, Happy Howlidays Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-dungeons-original-soundtrack-vol-01 Imagine...

Could it be? We've waited so long, we had almost given up hope. But no. It must be true! Bells are ringing! Birds are singing! In the streets — a parade! Our Mr. Christmas has been found, and he's just here looking for.............Holly?!? In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 7-8 Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-du...

Boy, we thought this guy would be easier to find. Our coverage of Hallmark's Finding Mr. Christmas, the almost-too-wild-to-be-true competition reality show that is certainly not sweeping the nation, continues this week with episodes four through six. Who uses their American accent? Whose talent is just jumping? And most importantly, what are we gonna do with this warm plastic bag of five marsh...

They made this show for us, specifically. That has to be the explanation, right? There's no way something that's so exactly our flavor, so exactly tailored to our interests, so clearly designed to meet our exact definition of "the perfect show" just exists out of pure happenstance, right? Unless...you don't think...it couldn't be....a Christmas miracle? In this episode: Fin...

You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this podcast. We saw Gladiator II and Wicked with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and we're here to bring you all of our thoughts! Did we cry? Were we moved? Should Gladiator II, like, even exist? Listen to find out! In this episode: Gladi...

Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more vaguely threatening "why-I-oughta" encounters. And please, no more team ups. Do remember there can only be one winner. Let's turn up the intensity, shall we? In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Games Advertising Inquiries: https...

It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers, Popeye the Sailor Man, and John Madden to name a few) as well as a few returning ChatGPT Champions, and we can't wait to find out what sorts of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks they get up to. In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Gam...

It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row! Only watch one episode per some weeks, whenever you remember that it's on! Uncles George, Doug, and Carson will be waiting for you. In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, The Uncle Cast Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you also celebrate Halloween by watching "Halloween" on Halloween, preferably over a nice bowl of the winning candy from the Pick-Our-Treat bracket! Oh an also, these hawgs are haunted by the top ten Halloween monsters of all time. Yo...

Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical best candy, once and for all! Which version of M&Ms can go the distance? Do we actually really like Tootsie Rolls? And won't somebody please remember poor old Pez? Join the Two Chunks Movie Club at twochunksandahunk.com Adverti...

Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess the most popular Halloween costumes of the year, and we're placing bids on some iconic (and not so iconic) horror movie props! Then, we're talking about the surprisingly Jason-less Friday The 13th! Carter discovers he can...

Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people ever assembled for a reality competition. Also, doing a Pumbaa voice is way harder than you'd think. Trust us. In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr...

The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show on KIIS-FM. Plus, what even is America's pastime anyway, and shouldn't it be Survivor? In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week two of ChatGPT Survivor, and we've got a wild batch of episodes for you. With Jeff Pabst gone, Dracula begins offering cryptic sayings to the other castaways. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to figure out his place in his tribe. Ryan Seacr...

What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked ChatGPT to write us a season of Survivor and hoo boy did it deliver. Tune in to find out who will be blindsided and which contestant is secretly, definitely-not, but-probably now-that-you-mention-it, maybe a bear. In this episode: ChatGPT Su...

Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah" while nodding his head! He's got a great show for you tonight, so stick around! In this episode: Synops-Us, A Star Was Born, The Top Ten Smells Of All Time IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new actual-play D&D podcast, releases ever...

Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it, the more it feels like a part of you has always known it was coming. Something inside you says, "this movie simply must be". The soul of the movie has attuned itself to your own soul, and you know you have no choice but to watch...

We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their improbable winning streak? Or will Extra Credit once again steal the light from the hearts of the Podboys, leaving them as lifeless shells of the men they once were, doomed to never know happiness as the joy they once felt turns to ash in...

"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right? In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First Reactions, Blind Ranking Aliens Visit twochunksandahunk.com to join the Two Chunks Movie Club! IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D podcast, is out now! New episodes release every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts. Stay up to date...

Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about Longlegs, what was our last movie or tv show that made us feel yucky. Stuff like that. But the cool thing about how educational it is, is that you also learn stuff you didn't know you didn't already know. Like who is Chaz? Did you ev...

PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERE LISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEED Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why they’ve been captured, who has done the ca...

This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us throughout our lives! We also mentioned Pizza Orb offhandedly, and Mariah got pretty cagey about it. You'd think a teacher of all people would be excited to set the record straight about Pizza Orb, right? What is she hiding? Who benefits w...