Trek to the Holodeck

This week the Holobois are watching the Orville. A time capsule is opened. Paramount changes its logo...it's bad. Jan is in the great Canadian north it's just a 3some. OH and semi-randomly it's the season finally of season 6! All this and more this week on... TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Ver...

This week the all 4 Holobois are back together! We take a swing back into Voyager Month with this episode that is trying to take down socialist medicine but inadvertently shit on the current capitalist hellscape of the American Healthcare System. At least that's our take but listen for your self on this weeks Treeeeeeeek/ Don't forget to sign up for LazyPagan using your promo code PERT to get one...

This week the Holobois tackle Body Parts. In this aptly named episode, Quark thinks he's dying! Kira and Keiko swap pregnancy. Pert tries to sell pieces of Lo'Pek on the market. All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Band...

It's Holobois minus the brothers this week! Marc and Jan tackle a banger of a DS9 Episode. We meet the hologram legend himself, Vic Fontaine, for the first time and guess what? HE'S SELF AWARE! All that and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e a...

It's another fan request as the holobois go down another Riker hallucination tunnel! This time, it's not weird alien kids with holoprojectors, but rather a plot to gaslight him into thinking theatre is real life. A fantastic Hitchcockian romp, it's a shame nothing takes place on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer V...

This week the Holobois get back to our regular format after the thrilling Par'March Madness Finale. This episode is actually a flash back to right before the Tournament. The Holobois are FORCED to watch another Voyager episode and it goes... well. OH! and Marc's internet speed is INSANE! All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-...

In the episode the 2 Semi-Finalists (Ship in a Bottle & Shadowplay) go head to head for a shot at being crowned Champion of Trek to the Holodeck's 2024 Par'March Madness Tournament. It is a close match up, but only one episode can prevail. OH YEAH and we talked about AI. Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Vero...

The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field all the way to the final match up. The Holo Bois are in person! There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS and some talk about The Big Labowski on... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l...

The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field. Jan votes from afar and the fans break ties. There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS on... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You ca...

Yep, we're doing it again! While we didnt record a TON of episodes since the last tournament, we've thrown in an extra 32 just for fun, including some non-Trek episode UPSTARTS to see if they may pull off the ultimate upset and win it all. But, they'll be up against some TOUGH competition, including last year's winner: Take Me Out to the Holosuite from Deep Space 9. Will that episode repeat or wil...

The holobois keep branching out to non-Trek shows, and if you're fans of terrible Rick & Morty impressions, you're in luck! Some lady named Beth has a clone called Space Beth, who looks like if Beth were a Portland barista, and they totally fall in love. When interrogating whether or not that's a good idea, they decide to do a "whole San Junipero" in... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc...

In their SECOND episode of Picard, the holobois discuss the merits of serialized vs episodic content - particularly in the context of the holodeck. Picard and crew are stuck in a nebula thingy and it looks pretty bad. Instead of coming up with a solution, most of them (except for Seven and Dr. Crusher of course) end up hanging out on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith,...

In one of Star Trek TNG's all-time spookiest episodes, Data's dream program starts giving him nightmares. In a rare twist, Data is going haywire in order to SAVE the Enterprise - but not without few stabby stabs along the way. Ensuing are silly straws, cellular peptide cakes, and a fantastic therapy sission with Sigmund Freud in... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dyla...

This week the Holobois minus Jan watch some good old fashioned LDS. People were swapping jobs and Marc shared what Ortolan is. Mariner and Boimler go on an away mission and Rutherford is trying to impress Tendi. All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music...

This week the holobois venture outside Star Trek to discuss adventures in “the simulator” on the USS Orville! Can downloading porn onto the ship’s computer accidentally introduce a deadly virus into its systems like it could in 2006 with Limewire on Windows XP? We’ll explore that, uniform color, and Pert’s strange absence from a seemingly parallel universe on THE SIMULATOR!!!! Hosted by Marc Coope...

In this Christmas episode that is being released waaaay to late, the holobois rate an episode with no Holosuite content. IT DOESNT MATTER, this episode is FIRE! It has future racquetball... future racquetball. Come play with us on …THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i...

In this wet blanket of a season finale for Voyager: Janeway and Seven are playing full contact future skeet shooting aka Velocity, Voyager gets tricked into almost flying to the Borg, and Janeway gets to end games whenever she feels like it. The holobois discuss different shows "Next time on" …THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefr...

In this episode from right before the SAG Strike Solidarity Hiatus, Bold Boimler, Mariner, and Tendi are fighting for a room of their own, while Freeman and Rutherford search for relaxation on the USS Dove. Meanwhile, the Holobois are moving out of their quarters and consolidating their possessions, to see if they can make room for their new living space on…THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, D...

And Finally for the Finale of the the LDS Comic! During a long strike, the holobois are absolutely exhausted! Tom, Pert, and Michaal learn what it means to trade bodily fluids in this week’s episode of…TREK TO THE HOLODECK!!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper,...

To quote Eric Bana's Nero... the wait is over. All four holobois are back for this Very Special Episode after months of hiatus due to the Writers' and Actors' strikes. After all, they're more than heroes: they're union men. This classic season 7 banger features Federation Ferengi and Dominion Defection hijinks, but because the holobois are a bit rusty there isn't any content on... THE HOLODECK! WG...

We're continuing the comics journey! Jan, Dylan, and Marc continue READING this week, to see what Mariner, Boimler, and the rest of the Cerritos Crew are up to in issue 2 of Ryan North and Chris Fenoglio’s Lower Decks Comics Series. This super middle-instalment-y episode explores the limits of what a replicator can do (blood?? and tropical cocktails) as Mariner et al befriend Dracula on… THE HOLOD...

And now for the conclusion... Will Lo'Pek go on a date with Sally Sallyfield? Will Makal and Tom fix the holodeck glitch in time? Will the Pert Method work? How many Petey's are there?! Tune in this week for the conclusion of the Holobois TTRPG adventure on... THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommuni...

On this week’s episode, the Holobois continue to undercut the evil Paramount Studio and show solidarity with SAG-AFTRA & WGA Unions by playing a Star Trek TTRPG! Join Pert, Tom, Lopek, and Micaal as they attempt to pull off the perfect first date between Lopek and a human on…THE HOLODECK!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https:/...

Hollywood is still on strike and so are the Holobois…but wait! Star Trek is so much more than just a TV show! So Jan, Darius, and Marc do some READING this week, to see what Mariner, Boimler, and the rest of the Cerritos Crew are up to in issue 1 of Ryan North and Chris Fenoglio’s Lower Decks Comics Series. The holodeck may not have as many failsafes as we hoped, IMAX isn’t worth it if your in the...

In a show of solidarity with WGA and SAG-AFTRA Trek to the Holodeck will refrain from doing our normal format of the podcast. In the meantime we have some strike related news and some classic Holobois LA local talk this week on ...THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Host...