Total Saps

Spring has sprung and the sun is now out! Hannah and Torie watch the Patreon Poll winner of 2005's Just Like Heaven starring Mark Ruffalo and Reese Witherspoon. A supernatural love story between a focused doctor and a man lost in grief. We discuss the loss of weird San Francisco, what role box trucks play in anime, and what dog Mark Ruffalo (Bark Ruffalo) would be akin to. This podcast includes sp...

What is a man doing here? Torie and Hannah allow Ansel Burch to speak on mic for the first time as we discuss the Nora Ephron classic Sleepless in Seattle (1993)! A perfectly content woman descends into near madness after hearing a particularly sad man on the radio. Not only does this have some of the best child acting we've ever seen, but we discuss microwave techniques, why widowers are attracti...

Torie, Hannah and special guest Erica discuss the movie that has set the bar for friendships and for breakup scenes, Waiting to Exhale (1995)! A year in the life of four women and we talk about whether or not love needs to have identity. This was an incredibly fun one to talk about and we hope you enjoy listening! Please forgive the audio quality for this recording as we tried something new. This...

Torie and Hannah face the cold winter and harsh environments of Russia in Dr. Zhivago! Chosen by our Patrons we watch this classic film that made everyone's mom fall in love with Omar Sharif with fresh eyes. If you want to vote on our Spring movie, our poll will be up soon on our Patreon ! This is a DENSE and NUANCED movie and this podcast does contain spoilers. Content warnings: Police brutality,...

Happy February everyone! Hannah forgot how to upload so if you have the old episode, no you don't. Torie, Hannah, and special guest Vanessa Joseph go back to the 90s to watch the rivals to lovers classic of Love & Basketball (2000). We'll be very spoiler heavy as we figure out whether this movie sends out a message of settling or if this is a slam dunk.   Find us on Patreon or Tiktok Find Vanessa...

Torie and Hannah watch an American fairytale of being in a love triangle with two incredibly rich brothers! We watched the original Sabrina (1954) with Humphrey Bogart, William Holden, and the incomprable Audrey Hepburn. A comfort movie for Hannah, a first time watch for Torie, and a lot of gushing over the Givenchy/Edith Head of it all. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TotalSaps This episode contains s...

Happy Holidays! Torie and Hannah go back to the 90s to experience fleeting wanderlust with Before Sunrise! This movie has a lot of thoughts on love itself and we spoil everything in order to gush about what we think they got right and what we've aged out of. If you like us, please rate, comment, and subscribe or become a Patreon Patron and participate in our Winter Poll! (Hannah has started postin...

Hannah and Torie talk about one of THE 2000s rom-coms! And... we have thoughts! If we were really clever we would have formatted it into a list but instead we spoil everything and come to the fierce defense of team Hips and Lips. Please rate, comment, and subscribe if you enjoy us and if you REALLY like us, become a  Patreon Patron Our Winter Poll is coming up soon so feel free to join even if it'...

We're back! Our belated but beloved Halloween episode chosen for us by our Patrons, we're talking about Only Lovers Left Alive. This film is a dark and gothic look at love through the lens of a long life we were really feeling it. If you'd like to vote on our winter movie poll coming up, become a Patron with our Patreon!   This episode will contain spoilers as well as some difficult content for so...

Hannah's made Torie watch yet another black and white film! We watched Roman Holiday directed by William Wyler and got to fall in love with Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. We had a few audio issues so we apologize if there's any weirdness in the sound, but if you join our Patreon , Hannah might take an audio editing class to make sure it never happens again.

Hi everybody! Sorry for the delayed update! Hannah and Torie talk about one of Torie's comfort romances, Call Me By Your Name. Hannah will probably not be making this a comfort movie. This Podcast contains spoilers and we're still playing around with our style. If you want to support us, consider becoming a member of our Patreon or following us on Tiktok. Thank you

Episode 2: It Happened One Night (1934) Hannah and Torie are still figuring out how they want to structure this podcast as they talk about the original romantic and screw-ball classic, It Happened One Night. Torie has never seen this movie before and Hannah loves these brats. While this episode is less philosophical, we will be saying a lot spoilers for this almost 91 year old movie and we do use...

Hannah and Torie start their podcast journey talking about romance movies aka 'chick flicks'.  Why not start with the book that started the genre of 'chick lit' and the adaptation that just celebrated it's 20th anniversary? THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS , VULGAR LANGUAGE, AND WE'RE STILL LEARNING HOW TO DO THIS SO PLEASE BE NICE TO US.