Tired Masterminds

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get poetic as they look deep into the mirror to the soul for some semblance of justice. Searching high and low in the film and the book for telltale answers to these grisly crimes. Get ready to eat your heart out, evermore.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are floating effortlessly through this no wave counter-cult classic. All Mods on the left side of the table seem to be aligned with the previous era. The right side may be profiling a tad when the question is posed. Punk is what? Look in the mirror and find out!

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis explore Hitchcocks’ self proclaimed favorite of his. So we’ll see about all of that. Don’t you know what’s going on here? He set us up! He’s playing mind games!

This week two guys and a stiff pump some life into their frames after L-Cam has been straight lining for more than 6-12 episodes. Luckily they have the perfect basement to test such rigorous experimentation. The rent is a little high but this may be the only way to get a head. Adam is a little down & Phyllis is taking the high road whilst Liam is IN LOVE with how his new shot peeps.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis enter a very quiet place in hopes of conquering some of their biggest fears! All the while the dastardly Mr. Bookman stalks their every movement through every dark passage.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis aren’t sure about the stain left on the Colin Collection. “Is it Spaghetti? Berry Juice? Blood from an I or V?” One might ask. Hard to tell but it sure took our appetite away. (What was stage 2 again?) Sorry, we are trying to stay on track and dolly. All beautiful hair and hands aside, this shit right here is nothing but grimly.

This Week Adam, Liam and Phyllis experience everything everywhere all at once. From encounters with shiatsu to buttplug assaults. A movie that is so outside the box that it makes a lot of films look lazy. We don't know if we can go back after this. Tune in to find out if it ruins all future films for season four forever.

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This week Adam, Liam and Tyllis saddle up on infinity once again as we lose our essence in a whole new arena.  We prepare for the impeding clobbering while on red alert! feeling out the boundaries of this high stakes game of risk. This ain’t no fail safe - Kubrick

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis go full on Jerry... Springer that is. This segment is called “I spontaneously killed my business partner because he treated my wife like an oil barren treats my reservoir”. Even though Jack was told “don’t ya come back”, he did. Almost a whomping 20 years later and this time, with many more hats on the rack. So what do you expect when an ol’ familiar face ends up...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are on the extreme end of the spectrum as they hit the road with Jack until the roads run out. A pitch black masterpiece that would be a tough sell at the water cooler. 

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis attempt to warm Things up while snowbound in isolation. Cabin fever sets in, making it difficult to interpret if they are imitating the decade they are adhered to or if the 80’s really has snatched their bodies by the booboo. Macready or not, the flames are about to be thrown. Hot off the heels on the big 50 and still partying! (No dogs or Childs were harmed duri...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are desperados transcending into a more than delusional state. When after a fortuitous dumpster dive all the world becomes a stage. Also the due to the high volume of inquiries into the Matrix: Reloaded Giveaway we just want to advise that the contest is now closed. Thanks very much to all that entered.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis mull over the phrase ‘Life’s a Beach”. They can’t remember anything before the podcast. They have architected a platform to simulate that they know what they are talking about. After conversation after conversation and even conversations about conversations, only one truly knows it all. Not THE “one” but Tired Alumni Doc Scurlock. He and the underdwelling dry bab...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis do nothing

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis prepare for yet another Kitzmiller. This time, we sympathize with Team Hal. Joshua (Ex military undercover with a chip in his shoulder) becomes a Newman in this redemption arc. Nirmata the cost, the final battle takes place in the post office (where the male never stops). Take a dribble of Rodriguez and a splatter of Nolan. Don’t forget a Halphie of Denzel’s like...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get absconded to an intensive mental retreat and we end up pillaging the mother of all lobster traps. It shrunk, is how we refer to these little South Park gremlins in this classic too close to home body horror cinematic adventure from one of the great north’s most esteemed directors. And that just the tip of the cronie berg.

This week, a couple freaks and geeks/ discuss preqs and seqs/ All wearing smiles from cheek to cheek/ Plus critique unique films with streaks/ that ain’t all weak but could still use tweaks/ not to get off beat but it was a pretty sweet treat to eat some white meat from a place so Chic….ken

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis try and figure out the difference between munchausen and hose munchin. It’s cuffin season and big, blue, ballsy Beau has been chopping onions his whole life. However, with some new hip drugs, he is ready to swim back to the damn. Bring on the water works. This masterpiece is worth the equivalent of a $1 cup of crab bisque.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are kicking the trunk open to reveal what has fated young Suzie. A lot of misdirection in this heart shaped pool populated with red herrings and spoiler alert. It gets two broken thumbs up!

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are Jiff! As we dive into see what lies beneath the Silver Lake. The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the western seaboard. Things are a little murky when we stink up a new mattress every night with he likes of Hal, .. uh Langerhans. Err, Kitzmiller. So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? Or a Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Mo...

In the Season 4 Premiere, Adam, Liam & Phyllis discover just how full circle this hot dog stand can go. 50 cent napkins are a steep price when dealing with all this bacon grease. . Alumni Patric and Pitman return to bring a hard close to such a soft opening... Just now getting the Tommy Weiner reference. Dad's name Oscar? Jury's out pal. Tune in to find out if we can break this curse....

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis celebrate the holidays on orthodox Christmas cause one of us can't decide which calendar we should be following. The Gregorian or the Julian...Any way this should only be a problem till the year 2100. Till then happy holidays - XXBANGBANG

In the season finale, we decided the only way to move forward is to give her keys back. It could of ended in a fight (not the face) but This is what you all have yearned and craved for. A conclusion that could only be written into a Murphy Brown. Phyllis is Back and has something to say!

In the season finale, Adam & Liam detect one puzzle isn’t enough for Tyrone. Twisting nine pictures into 1/2 of an episode, he proves he indeed “Knows what it is”. As a local celebrity, he can go wherever (and whenever) he wants. Adam becomes very fucking confused whilst Liam wonders if he has any reason to wake up in the morning. No prospects. Nothing on the horizon. It all seems to Spiral, l...