Tired Masterminds

We didn’t forget about the birthday boy. With all the celebratory lighting involved we ran into some tribulations that caused a significant black out. Now that we are back … and Oh WE’RE BACK! We bring to you a spectacular that we technically knocked out of the Paul.

As the memories of murder fade...(fading 98%)... Adam, Liam and Phyllis recollect the interjambs of Leonard's big bang theory. Every ripped page and black line matters as we round around Run Nolan Run's.... What was I saying again?…. Should of shook a picture

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis Drop kick the memories out of a murderer

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis have Fallen back into 1998. We reminisce on a touching tale of kindred spirits. One of those is none other than Philadelphia’s own, John David’s daddy. The other is played by so many Micks that we don’t have the construct to list them.

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis dabble in the noir parody genre. Do they uncover the recipe for perfect satire or do they languish in the low hanging fruit of imitation of imitiation. Find out now!

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis traverse the pitfalls of patriarchy and unreal expectations in this star blooded lineup of Moore Demis than you could God at. and moore Quaids and Qualley-ty than a quantum quack quadrant. Okay, a little rusty on the wordplay. Throw in the USB stick, right click and see how many gigs it is. It's always like 4 gigs on those corporate giveaway ones but if its like 3...

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis steamlight into the fastlane and drop that car into cartoon. Who says this sporty race day extravaganza can’t erupt into a red hot love story between Cherry Boy Hunter and the Rockabilly Rebel with a cause, Jean Paul Jean Paul. Book your tickets to Roboworld and come for a joy ride with the Funkyboys. Today-Forever, We honour the memory of Lynchman.

This week while everyone is busy throwing up. Adam, Liam and Phyllis throw down their top 10s for season 4! But that's not all. It is an absolute rare treat to be nestled in the capable hands of the most fanciful director, FFC. Forget the Godfathers. Forget Apocalypse then. This is MEGALOPOLIS NOW! Hail Caesar! Tune in to find out the fate of New Rome.

Twas the night before Christmas Down In studio B Where Adam, Liam and Phyllis mused about another fringe movie The show hosts had squinty eyes , like they had just been dozing And Phyllis resembled Jack Frost, as she sat there frozen Liam wore his signature grin awash in technicolour Christmas light   Adam stroked his bushy beard donning dark shades to save his sight both hosts were on Santa’s nau...

This Week Adam, Liam and Phyllis scan the darkest depths of this Keanu Reeves Led yet star studded classic. With the help or hinderance of friends like Robert Downey Jr., Wynona Ryder and Woody Harrelson he falls deeper into a raging conspiracy. You see dear viewers, Bob was a simple scramble suit wearing surveillance officer hired to investigate himself. You might say a cockeyed optimist with a s...

This weeks plan to eject themselves from 2008 plummets head first into stop motion. With all their play-doe being stymied by current events, The Tired Bears must guzzle as much warm milk as possible. Adam is obligated to take his pounding stick to the ham bank. Liam is dabbing beers whilst contemplating the meaning of it all and well, Phyllis… She is left without a hair to spare. And the survey sa...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are advocates for recidivism. We are all aboard on this real Peterson bus tour and the stops and “it” all get pulled out! Hardy brings to life the most expensive inmate in UK history and we discuss it from a safe distance.

We are only a month shy of the first day of Hanukah! Despite Festivus cheer ahead of us, Adam, Liam & Phyllis want to retrogress to the fun & games of it all. The TVA has granted us OFF AIR Access to a much simpler time. This may look la Familia.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are confronted with the harsh realities of a do-over Hallows Eve extravaganza. While in the spirit they sell their souls to the beasts in the tall trees in hopes of taking down Carson in the ratings. Now we just need a dash special guests and a pinch of cheek to see if we are still in this nightmare. Make sure you stick around till the end for the really unexpected...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis put their psychic powers together to embue some inanimate objects with sentience. Enjoy our special and long awaited look into the movie that is so iconic yet so…so… anyway! Introducing blade (the other one), pinhead (the other one), tunneler and the ubiquitous Leech Woman.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are back to lay down some deep cut energy. And that’s the only thing laying down, we swear … You think you can dangle five minutes in front of our peepers and make us go to sleep Pal? We can never lose what we never had. Even if that is us in the corner… us in the spotlight… Doing absolutely nothing… Even when everybody hurts… Sometimes… Nicolas Cage… Extemporane...

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis refute the 10 year old idea that you need to go to space to travel time. Obviously, an immense amount of research has been put into this thing but it ultimately explores an antiquated method of time travel.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are brought to underground court and sentenced to a longer stint than ever predicted. They are sent back to the greatest year of film to study the pioneers of their self proclaimed wheel house. The weight is evenly split across the counter and as time keeps ticking, they refuse to wear an oversized chip on their shoulder.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get pimped into the technicolor world of organized clones. The city is dark and the tunes are lifted. Who is Tyrone? Did we just get grifted? 

What happens when someone scratches your back and you don’t scratch theirs back in time? Especially when butterflies aren’t flapping their lips enough to effect the cause. Retrace les étapes of Vincent Lillard with Phyllis & Liam, Adam this week.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis want to watch the Confederacy of Dunces! But! OH LAWD! allegedly it’s fuggin’ unfilmable! So we both gotta bite the bullet. Put on our hats and hunker down to get to the bottom of this cult classic turned mainstream masterpiece. Not to heck mentioning Pullitzer prizin’. WHOA! WHO COULD BE THE LEAD? WHO COULD DIRECT? IS IT FILMABLE? Find out now. That looks like a l...

Esta semana, Adam, Liam y Phyllis siguen recogiendo los pedazos de la difícil situación de la semana pasada. Con el cronómetro acercándose al huevo de la gallina, salen corriendo detrás de las estrellas mientras se preparan para escapar finalmente de la ciudad de los Ángeles.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis troubleshoot through a significant technical error. Inevitably the only way to save Utopia is to strap a patch on two decades of dystopia. All working peepers set sights on what it’s like to live in die in LA. Special thanks to Teddybear's burritos for keeping us fuelled up while travelling through 1981, 1997, 1996, 1999, 2013 & 2017.

This week Standin 1,2, and Phyllis are completely devoid of GPS as they embody a lack of translation that transcends any discussion of this movie in the past. Tune in to find out just how off the rails and into the woods one podcast can get!

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis pool together their frequent flyer miles and just step off to Croatia. An expeditious inspiration vacation before the casters divide for two weeks. This hallucinogenic trip through the underbelly may end up in triple-double trouble. However, with the fear of death being null and void, the gang moves like clockwork.