Time Out! with Gladys and Ulla

Send a text Ok, so even though we talk about how amazing it is to be dead, this is a different kind of dead that's nowhere near as fun. It's the dead you feel when you're going through the motions each day, settling for good enough cuz so many people have it worse, and not letting yourself dream huge because you're more of the realistic or practical type. This is not what you d...

Send a text Everyone has time to be miserable. People always find time to feel sucky and don't make excuses for it. You never say "I don't have time to feel this bad." So why do you then not make that much time to FEEL GOOD?!?!? Why do you come up with so many excuses to delay your happiness?? We get you're busy and stressed. But being too busy to feel better each day is a...

Send a text When someone's got their panties all bunched up and you just want to run in the other direction to get as far away from their funky energy, but another part of you feels like you need to fix their energy for them and then you start wondering if perhaps it's your fault they're feeling crappy and then you spiral into looking at all the ways things are your fault and your l...

Send a text Not sure if your dream sucks? Then listen in honey cuz we’re showing you how to dream soooooo big, everyone around you will start looking at their dreams and realizing they suck and want to have amazing dreams that come true  just like you! Your dreams are in your heart on purpose. They’re your GPS system to living your best life. So rather than letting them shrink into a tiny raisin o...

Send a text If you've gotten yourself all stressed out over a situation that's not going the way you want, you need to listen to this episode! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Subscribe to our YouTube channel here and be the first to get notified of FREE new meditations that will clear out all the "yeah but's" from your wildest dreams. Get The Reset Remedy here for free to calm your nervous s...

Send a text We patiently waited for our podcast ☠️ team☠️ to provide us with a great title for this episode. But they gave us nothing...which is what you get when you try hard to make your dreams work out and then immediately come up with all the ways it CAN'T work out for you. Stop it already! 👻👺💩 The way you've learned to manifest your deepest, wildest desires has been polluted with...

Send a text We've gotten way too serious about everything lately. Things have gotten so bad, it's like if we smile or have a great day, we need to hide it because there's so much heaviness in the world right now and you being happy is just not ok. 😭 But hiding your joy is NEVER the answer to making a situation improve or helping a person feel better. In fact, if you can turn that j...

Send a text We got all kinds of free love for you here, honey! 😍💞🖤 But make sure to review our 8-page disclaimer on what hours you can get the free love, how you can get it, what'll happen to that love when you do something we don't like...you know, the basic rules around how to earn this free love - at a cost.  That's right, friends, we're talking all about the crazy expect...

Send a text May sound like a mind twister at first, but when you get it after listening to this episode, you'll see how this is the secret to a life of freedom. When you're trying to know everything and figure it all out before anything happens, you suck the magic out of life by being so controlling.  You live trying to know the future based on what happened in your past which is just re...

Send a text What better way to end our season finale episode than with a mouthful of an expression that we dare you to try saying fast three times in a row! 😂 We also dare you to believe in miracles. 🕊 To know that you are so deeply protected and loved in this life that you no longer wait for the other 👠 to drop. To actively look for the evidence that your life is magically unfolding ✨ instead...

Send a text We wish we could help you understand what this episode is all about.  But Gladys is tired. And Ulla is no help. So you'll have to listen to it to find out how lurking is your secret sauce to creating a life you love. We promise the episode isn't as cheesy as it sounds...just press play already!!! 🤣🤣🤣 PS. Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for amazing meditations that ar...

Send a text You know how little kids are quick to say "I don't want to!" whenever they're faced with something that doesn't feel good? Well, this is one of the biggest traits we need to reclaim in order to bring some major joy and magic and FREEDOM back into our lives! Seriously though, when did it become so hard to just say you don't want to do something and move on...

Send a text Awww man, this episode is freaking AMAAAAZING!!!! Yes we go there. Yes we dive right into the heart of the most uncomfortable topic everrrrrr and hold the mirror up to what you spend your whole life trying to avoid.  You'll either thank us or hate us for it at the end of this episode. Either way, we still love you. 🤣 Come hold our hands as we introduce you to the Big D, our favor...

Send a text What if the hottest and most loved influencer in the world promoted your amazingness on their feed each day for a year? What kind of impact could that have on your life, business, and relationships? Imagine all the fun sponsorships and free gifts you’d get!! 🤩💸🎁 If you’re getting excited just thinking about this possibility, wait until you see what we have in store for you in this e...

Send a text We're going to give it to you straight: your life is a sandbox. Every emotion, relationship, or experience you have are toys in that sandbox. You play in this sandbox every single day. Yet how many times do you get pissed off by what you find in your sandbox? How often do you blame the toys that are there and wish this stupid ass sandbox you're in was different? If you'r...

Send a text Whoever decided that being full of yourself was a bad thing must've been in a really bad mood that day and forgotten just how magical they are. Because when you're fully tapped into the amazingness that is you... When you feel love pour into every cell of your body and ignite you with sparkly good energy... When you know that you're so deeply supported to have everything...

Send a text “Yeah, that’ll happen when pigs fly”  says the dream killer every time you have a brilliantly unrealistic desire pop up. Who came up with that saying anyway? 😒 Well, whoever it was must have known that the place where pigs fly is EXACTLY where:  🥳 Your dreams come true in the most stupid, easy, fun way.  ☠️ You get all kinds of brilliant ideas from your dearly departed dead people th...

Send a text What's the first thing you do with your suitcases when you come home from a vacation? Keep them packed on the bedroom floor so you can dwell in the energy of your trip  🧳 or unpack immediately so you can move on with the reality of your day 👙 ? Whether you're a packer or unpacker, this episode will reveal how your packed suitcases may have gotten packed with more stuff that...

Send a text This one’s a doozy. 😵‍💫 It took Gladys a good minute to figure out what Ulla was saying in this episode and how it connected to this week’s theme. But she finally got it and it just made what we have to share with you that much sweeter!  So what the hell are we talking about? 🤷🏻‍♀️ All your stuff! And how having all your stuff is the best feeling ever and a guaranteed way to allow...

Send a text Yeah, it’s a new year (Happy New Year from us! 🎉🥳💃🏻), but now what?! Are you really going to do the resolution thing again, only to drop your goals in 3 weeks and feel like a flop? 🤨 Or set your vision board on the fridge and hope you don’t cover it up this time around with pics of the kids and overdue bills? 🙈 Aww not this time. Doing all the things you’re told to do at the star...

Send a text If you’re getting flustered by the news reports of another lockdown coming our way in 2022, are fed up with Aunt Judy telling the same old story at Christmas dinner while she downs her 3rd White Russian, or are secretly scheming how to trip your 3-year old nephew who’s screaming in your ear and trying to jump on your dog, GOOD FOR YOU! 🎉🥳😂 You just got a clear sign that you’re falli...

Send a text Let's get right to the point: you are making your life way harder than it needs to be! Stop it already!  Seriously, what if all that overanalyzing and overcomplicating stressful crap you're so used to swimming in each day vanished? What if you got to experience joy and ease instead and could create effortless magic on demand? Would you want some of that juicy goodness? 🙋🏻‍♀...

Send a text Google is great. Really. It’s replacing the need to think or to get an education.  But If you don’t watch your step, you can quickly fall headfirst into the infinite hole of useless information where you crawl out believing you have dermatitis 😳 coupled with conjunctivitis 😱 and are suspect to pancreatitis 😭  if you keep wearing those rubber-soled heels that prevent you from earthin...

Send a text This is not a bliss bunny episode. We promise. 🐰 This one’s all about how you can make your life so magical that when shit hits the fan, you move through it like a champion and still attract all kinds of magic to you in the midst of the chaos. This is the kind of magic that lets you show up for all of life - the good, the bad, and the ugly - and love every minute of it because you fin...

Send a text You’re off on a vacation for a much-needed break from life. When you get to the airport, there’s a long line of people waiting to go on their vacations so now you're racing to get your sugar-free, nonfat, skinny vanilla latte, pick up a copy of US magazine, and get to the gate. This was not how you wanted your trip to start off. 😠 You  board the plane and get your fuzzy socks on,...