Three Gray Pubes

A tale as old as time. Here it is folks-the one you’ve all been waiting for: The origin story of The Disney Princess Bush. Our new favorite game. Weed wacker for Princess Jasmine? Scalding hot wax for Snow White?-and so much more. As if things couldnt get any better from that bush point, of course we had to muff dive back into the infamous Demi Levato yogurt cancel culture story. “Do better!” Enjo...

Poor Christa. We would say "RIP" but that would be grossly inaccurate. Ladies and Gentlemen, the award you've all been waiting all night for is finally here. The 3GP award for worst execution ever goes to........TENNESSEE!!!!!! Then, a natural segway into determining the varying bush size of Disney Princess is here for our first family hour. Sponsored by our partner, Kellog's Cor...

We purchased the bird that was causing all the controversy....and we only paid $15.00. What was all the hype going on with Kelly Clarkson?! You know we need to weigh in. After the controversy, Ari and Jen discuss a near death encounter with a Sphinx Moth and we try something new. Spoiler Alert: It doesn't go well...can we redeem ourselves? Tune in and let us know. XoX 3 GP

Did we resuscitate someone on death row? Failed lethal injections and disbelief are abound in the bush this week....but we start the journey with a wild ride. Ari had a near death experience in a skunk face off. Is she soaking in tomato juice as we speak? You'll have to tune in to find out. XoX - 3GP

We know the power of our wombs is astounding (and sometimes evil)...but in recent years research has emerged on the miraculous regenerative powers of Aunt Flo. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. Ari's dreams of free bleeding on open heart patients may one day be realized...... Moving on to the newest addition to the BUSH-meet Miss. Roxie Catssiopeia-Ari's new lily pussy. Finally, we round out the day wi...

Who knew Jen had a sibling?! And YOU’RE about to meet him! That’s right, Miercoles is in Pubes Studio for his first ever Podcast interview. Join us in learning about what it was like having Jen as an older sister, that time she was accused of freebasing heroin in the bathtub by dear old dad -and so much more! Get lost along the way with some tangents including an accidental car jacking, buyount bo...

Will the REAL Michelle Tractenberg please stand up? Don't call it a comeback but our Mishka episode is finally here! Jen's going on estrogen, Ari's chia pet hair debacle, Pinocchio penis tattoos and an Osama bin Laden "birthday present." oxo, 3GP

Ari has a menstrual emergency on the holiest day of the Jewish new year....was there blood on the Bima? Maybe… and there was certainly blood all over her slenderizing Playtex shapewear. Did it all come out in the wash? You’ll have to tune in to find out. Then, Jen recounts her humiliation with an epic fail delivering Fred Skinz s drug laced gift bag. Think Jen would be a 5 star door dasher? Think...

In our Mishka makeup episode.... we dive into Pat Clancy's yelp reviews and discover his sinister plan planting seeds of exoneration YEARS before the murders. As if that wasn't enough ....we recount Sandy Bullock's years as a HOSPICE NURSE to her dying boyfriend. Then, in a failed effort to compete with the pain of both Pat and Sandra we lamented our technical woes. :( Love y'al!l...

Did we come up with the best alibi for our friend Meg? Yes….but it was at the cost of NOT giving you the much anticipated “King of Queens”episode. (If you have a premium Google Meet account, let us know?) Anywhooo-We rallied and chatted about how to find a good melon. ….(Spoiler alert it’s all about the Tush.) Next, we relived the epic Dave Matthew’s Band Chicago bridge incident, investigated a “S...

Did Ana Gastyer take Jen's Samonsonite luggage? Did this luggage contain Kama Sutra Dice? What is her favorite position? We may or may not answer all of these questions……but FOLLOW and listen to find out. XoX - 3 gp

Will Ari's husband live to see another day...we cannot confirm or deny, you will simply have to tune in to find out. We talk about the ridiculousness of marriage and where things go wrong. We did remember to use double sided dildos in the title...but at the moment, we can't remember why. Thanks for tuning in, and try listening to the whole show! XoX - 3 GP

Ari passes out and falls injuring her head and requiring stitches. Luckily for her she's been waiting for this moment her whole life. Jen says vaso vagal Ari says "heat exhaustion" what do you say? Then, the prosecuting attorney of the Lindsay Clancy trial calls Jen live on air-in an effort defend her infamous BOW. Stay tuned as we tell her to go fk her self (and the Commonwealth) an...

Enough said- but we do break down the REAL facts of the case (and no Patrick had zero DNA on the ligature so just STOP IT Tick Tockers!) We delve into poor Patrick life after the killings....and true to form.....we wind up hating on some women! Disclaimer: Only because they are ALSO HATING ON WOMEN! We're looking at YOU Plymouth County DA Jennifer Sprague with your RIDICULOUS BOWS! Will the gi...

This ep proves why ADHD needs ( yet another ) “D” -for Distraction. Alas, we tried to talk about Shark Week but leaned into that third D hard and landed right in Rudy Giulliani s toilet. (May his memory be a blessing….that toilet swiftly died post scandal) While scratching the “H” of ADHD -Hyperactivity we venture into the Squishy/NeedOh takeover of the planet -and fondly regail in the PTSD we exp...

Did "The Hulk" go on a shooting rampage in a Costco? Or was it Bruce Banner? Tune in to hear the harrowing first hand account from eye witness (and pseudo victim?) Fred-our third gray! After we escape with our lives, we stop for an educational moment with Jen as she learns "basic" information. (Basic was put in quotes here because Jen, true to form, disagrees that it's basi...

History is made as Fred christens the bush as our FIRST male GP in Pube Studio. Fred-(the broadcasting scion who was ROBBED of a plethora of Emmys btw) regails us with legendary Hollywood stories from being Darren Star's muse to being Sarah Jessica Parker's stunt double! As bush time evolves we talk films..... (Midnight Tease anyone? Red Barron anyone? Mickey Rooney hitting on dudes anyone...

How did Yoko Ono actually make it into ANY of the songs and what exactly was she trying to do? Does this question get answered...maybe. Join us as we explore Ari's fascination with TLC's medical oddity shows and learn about who we think may be the "first" documented case...or at least the first notable case of siamese twins. Chang and Eng, their very large families and possible e...

Live from the BUSH...a birthing story-with police, coconut water, blood, a severe weather advisory and a trip to Calcutta via 7Eleven. Grab a snack bush gang and take a slide down that good ol’ vag canal with your hosts-Jen and Ari . In this episode we welcome the birthday girl-1950s pin up sensation May Bell Peach. Xox, 3GP

How do you pronounce chipotle? How do you charcuterie and how long should it take? These questions are answered...(and Ari eats Yarlsburg out of a garbage can!) After a few friendly fiascos we get back to our roots and talk about everyone's fave topic: DEATH. The "Dead or Not Dead" game returns, followed by the much anticipated Guess the Expiration game-"Cancer, Heart or "something else?" (Spoiler...

Did you blow yourself up this Fourth of July? We cover why firework shenanigans are a bad idea...and released this episode a full week later- to maintain our brand image. Ari's husband Sean races to the scene of a devastating fireworks accident -(that wasn't ....and rescues no one. ) Ari gives Jen infused marajuna leading her to have no recollection of this episode at all. Apparently, she pops out...

When it comes to crime -how bad is bad? Ari, (an unapologetic cat murderer,) is obviously less concerned than Jen. Nevertheless, we’re off to the Scottish Highlands as we explore this epic Netflix doc. Psychotic break under a waterfall anyone? Sounds refreshing to us! Also like us….our computer ran out of memory during recording…. so hang on when things get craggy and wild the end...(Not unlike Sc...

Welcome to crazy town where Nicole Kidman's delusional "daughter" resides. Where was she raised you ask? Why under the floorboards of Nicole's house of course! This phenom psycho influencer has amassed millions of views on Tick Tock and (ironically) bares a striking resemblance to Kidman. (And just you wait until you hear about BALD Nicole's wigs and her MAGIC HUMAN LADDERS!) After the floorboard...

What is the best post in Facebook Mom Group History? You may find out....but first we'll need to ask you if you know the difference between "choline" and "chlorine." That one pesky letter R really makes all the difference folks. Then, we had our exciting guest (and third gray pube!) Jess regail us with her traumatic sugaring story and high pain tolerance. (Spoiler alert-we interview her labia in a...

Who else's kids eat nothing? And....does it drive you to MURDER? Maybe, maybe not- Depends on the day and if the estrogen patch is on max. In this ep we explore how food can be weaponized to make moms insane and children victorious. Meanwhile....Ari, (who never eats out btw) worries about the "future of restaurants" with the ARFID nuts colonizing the culinary industry one PLAIN chick...