Three Gray Pubes

When it comes to crime -how bad is bad? Ari, (an unapologetic cat murderer,) is obviously less concerned than Jen. Nevertheless, we’re off to the Scottish Highlands as we explore this epic Netflix doc. Psychotic break under a waterfall anyone? Sounds refreshing to us! Also like us….our computer ran out of memory during recording…. so hang on when things get craggy and wild the end...(Not unlike Sc...

Welcome to crazy town where Nicole Kidman's delusional "daughter" resides. Where was she raised you ask? Why under the floorboards of Nicole's house of course! This phenom psycho influencer has amassed millions of views on Tick Tock and (ironically) bares a striking resemblance to Kidman. (And just you wait until you hear about BALD Nicole's wigs and her MAGIC HUMAN LADDERS!) After the floorboard...

What is the best post in Facebook Mom Group History? You may find out....but first we'll need to ask you if you know the difference between "choline" and "chlorine." That one pesky letter R really makes all the difference folks. Then, we had our exciting guest (and third gray pube!) Jess regail us with her traumatic sugaring story and high pain tolerance. (Spoiler alert-we interview her labia in a...

Who else's kids eat nothing? And....does it drive you to MURDER? Maybe, maybe not- Depends on the day and if the estrogen patch is on max. In this ep we explore how food can be weaponized to make moms insane and children victorious. Meanwhile....Ari, (who never eats out btw) worries about the "future of restaurants" with the ARFID nuts colonizing the culinary industry one PLAIN chick...

Jen encounters an apparition at Disneyworld and Ari uncovers the mysteries of the universe.. ...Do we think you should listen anyways? Yes! We meet the dead on this glorious episode- taking pubic detours along the way. We'd like to extend a special hello to our international fans in the UK, Vietnam and good old Japan! Keep listening to heighten our pubic diversity! XoX, 3GP

What constitutes as a food fight? Well according to Jen, one person throwing one thing. Either way, we explore this culinary conflict and investigate Victor Wembanyama's egging assault during the NBA Finals. Then, Jen's dog sitter was discovered unplugging her nanny cams and WTF else went on while she was on "vacation" at Disneyworld-aka the land where money goes to die. Dildos?...

If you want a masterclass in how not to conduct research this episode is for you! Meanwhile....deep in the BUSH....Ari's nails are still disgusting. Jen confidently explains fake science she only fractionally remembers. STILL....The peer reviewers from the Joe Rogan Show remain convinced. XO, 3GP

So many spoiler alerts...so either watch Maternal Instincts on Netflix before you listen OR ....F it! Just listen and brace your labia for the pubic true crime horror of it all! We obviously had to additionally discuss the women on death row and how they got there...leading us to a fun little role play game called "What's Your Felony?" How would Jen and Ari wind up in prison? Listen...

Get the paddles....Jen witnessed a miracle and may have flatlined. Surprise, she't not the one who died. We talk about regular houses that are now miniature...because what does Wemby's house look like?! And then we detour into Frank Purdue and east coast chicken, while wrapping up with some thank you's to the bush. write us already 3graypubes@gmail.com xox 3GP

what else do you need to know? XoX, 3GP

We cut deep and went back to the bush with Naked and Afraid. BUT FIRST, we start with vampires and aesthetic medicine. Next we talk about Santa and seeing elves, but our concern for his health journey turns. Ozemparexia. Yeah...you have to tune in, to figure this shit out. XoX 3GP

Did Bill Cosby have sex with Donnie Trump Jr...or did Jen? This week we get you started with some new sex maneuvers that Jen has invented. Some discussion about Bill Cosby, from the POV of two kids brought up in the 80's. Ari has spent too much time listening to the rock tumbler...and so much more! XoX, 3GP

Ooops, I did it again. And so did Ari...Jen comes out of the bush with a wild and primal adventure. Unexpected to say the least. Ari chimes in with some added "color" commentary. The monsters tracked us down, but we get back on track for a strong finish. We hope you like the new mics, we sure do! XoX - 3GP

Stream of consciousness rolls into a deep conversation about body positivity and its OG founder- the one and only Richard Simmons! So much hoopla surrounding his death- Ari and Jen think it's BS. Regardless, we explore his controversial passing and the hullabaloo surrounding his last years. After a short segway on why the French don't get fat, we play our fan favorite trivia game: Dead or...

Catching Print? If you don't know it has nothing to do with printing and everything to do with penises. Come along on this epic adventure into Michael B. Jordan's and John Hamm's jeans. We also let you in on a few secrets for the best birth control ever-thank us later after years in therapy processing the trauma. People of the BUSH-Do tune in for this second episode with our lovely gue...

Welcome to our guest Lauren- the Death Doula for this weeks' shows! Lauren is credentialed and educated with a LITERAL license to kill. Ari tries to sound smart, and Jen contemplates suicide during an upcoming trip to the happiest place on earth-DISNEYWORLD. Trust we didn't use any of our time together wisely-but they STILL LOVE US IN JAPAN! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、ありがとうございます！ x...

Jen has a dramatic moment with her housekeeper that she can never come back from emotionally. Ari thinks the encounter was overhyped-what do YOU think? Then-coyotes attack, why sister wives are an excellent idea (for the housecleaning/cooking alone!) and SO MUCH MORE! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、本当にありがとう！ xo-3GP

Jen is back, from having ebola...so we're up and recording again. She reveals the catastrophe of her underground jewelry scam and how lucky she was to escape with any proof at all. Also, the Devil Wears Prada 2...our hot take...do snitches get stitches, or hundreds of millions of dollars. Ari's autism and a Japanese shoutout. xox - 3GP

What kind of to go containers do you bring to a gala? Did justice prevail, on the playground? Oh the places you'll go. XoXo - 3GP

Ari has some parenting questions about retaliation and the futility (or the effectiveness?!) of YO MAMMA jokes. On a broader scale, this episode is about what messages we should be sending to our kids facing playground taunts and "terror. " Then, Jen and Ari do a little "role playing" to prepare for Ari's epic confrontation (which is not at all epic but is in our world) and...

In this epic ep we discuss our funeral plans-Ari's involves a PYRE..... Then, moving on with light and happy theme, we discuss weird things people bury (foreskin) and Jen’s epiphany on hot tub maintenance. (Spoiler alert-her hot tub might house SUPER GONNORHEA! ) Stay with us as we seamlessly digress into delayed development, personality disorders and a riveting reflection on Disney princesses...

White House correspondence dinner "emergency" episode....or is it? Jen thinks so, and spoiler alert, she disappointed herself, as usual. Also, per usual, some fun tangents. Ari talks about her favorite child and we review strategies for getting out of dangerous situations.

Starting out mad because we lost our first recording, but don’t worry we recovered. We lifted off with transdermal THC patches, as Jen shared her play therapy experience. Obviously, we take some turns along the way, so buckle up, we’re rolling out. Xoxo, 3GP

How small is small? When do we switch over to MACRO? Is there anything in between? Since we couldn't be all laughs 24/7, we took our favorite detour into..... DEATH. ....But with a BIRTH twist! That's right, every time Ari gets pregnant a male close to her dies suddenly. Who has Ari killed with her uterus and are you next? Find out on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Three Gray Pubes. XOXO 3GP

Jen and Ari try and take a break. We also deem ourselves subject matter experts, in what you ask...well we think you can read between the lines. And from there, we really just got lost along the way. Enjoy the ride! xoxo! 3GP