This Is Not Going Well

In this episode, Mariah and Charlton give you 90 minutes in their triumphant return. They do a short 2023 recap including, celebrity breakups, Girl Dinners, George Santos, Keith Lee Breaking Atlanta, and discuss the new film, Saltburn. Also, Charlton gets lost from his family at a reunion.

Shout out to our customer base! In this episode, Mariah and Charlton discuss the creativity of the youth, Barbie vs. Oppenheimer, Nick Cannon's baby mama's, and their feelings on the Titanic tragedy. Mariah also gives a deep dive on the Kardashian lore.

In this episode, Mariah and Charlton unsuccessfully try to shake off the rust. They discuss the new Ant-Man movie, Murdaugh murders, and the full saga of Hailey v. Selena. Also Mariah details the marvels of the human body in laser tattoo removal. 

Just when you thought the podcast was done, Mariah and Charlton return to the mic. In this episode they do a recap on things they missed in 2022, mushroom flesh, who the best & future nepo babies are, and align on their feelings on core memories and altered brain chemistry. Also, Mariah talks about things she hates--it's a long list. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss being servers, Jussie Smollet, Kim Kardashian's take on "hard work", Elon vs. Vladmir, Mike Tyson's new edibles company, and Tom Brady's return. Also, Mariah shares some shocking facts about sperm whales. 

In this episode Mariah and Charlton discuss Tom Holland's clairvoyance, the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Polyamorous TikTok, and the Euphoria season finale. Also, Mariah reveals the shocking truth about the "Hey, Soul Sister" song. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Kanye's antics, Rihanna's pregnancy, nursery rhymes and the ethics of snitching on your ex. Also, Charlton finally tells some good jokes. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss the Kardashians, selling farts, M&M's, and wonder how the body knows when to stop growing things. Mariah also gives a hungover Charlton two alcohol related things to try.

Mariah and Charlton discuss Dog on the Laundrie case, #CouchGuy slander on Tik Tok, the real reason Nicki Minaj spoke on her cousin's balls, and dive deep into the world of "Soaking". Mariah also explains how Prince Charles cheating on Princess Diana gave us Baby Yoda. 

In this episode Mariah and Charlton discuss Scientology chains, Kylie's new baby, sagging Balenciaga pants, and the pickiness of orca's. Also, we drink the Tik Tok ghost tequila -- and it's good. 

In this episode, Mariah and Charlton discuss why tall children are terrifying, if corn dogs kill too, and the whether or not they would do the Milk Crate Challenge. Also, Mariah finally enjoys a taste test. 

Mariah and Charlton make their triumphant return to the pod (again). They discuss brain surgery, evil otters, Dr. Seuss, getting old and some other things I don't know man it's not that great tbh.

Mariah and Charlton make their triumphant comeback to the pod to discuss child marriages, white people parties, how predators eat their prey, and if they think Rosa Parks was a Shrek fan. Mariah also hates Leos. 

Mariah and Charlton get their hearts broken. Maybe they'll be back. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss two week's worth of drama and controversy, serial killers, and the royal family. Also, Mariah fun fact ruins Lion King for Charlton. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Ted Cruz's Cancun vacation, our progress on the 100K puzzle, unexpected rap beef, and try out a new advice column segment. Also, we find out that babies, in fact, do feel pain.  

Mariah and Charlton discuss their plan to get rich with a green puzzle, Russian hikers, recent Netflix binges, and run through the most recent headlines. Also, Charlton provides a list on how you can celebrate Black History Month. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss the follow up song in the Drivers License saga, the Biden inauguration, Lori 'Thanos' Harvey, and why you should mind your business in Bali. Also, Mariah gives us a list of her favorite sad movies. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Bachelor updates, bank robberies, Capitol rioters getting arrested, terrifying 'fun' facts, and do an on-air taste test. Also, Mariah provides us with a list of random Google searches (you won't be disappointed). 

Mariah and Charlton discuss the stimothies, the attempted coup, the Kanye & Kim divorce saga, female Popes, and octupus -- the bullies of the sea. Also, Mariah explains another list of things she hates. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss the Nashville bomber, LLC Twitter, the Kennedy curse and Ice Mane Davis. Also, Mariah doesn't have a fun fact today. 

In this special episode, Mariah and Charlton discuss their worst injuries, the best gifts they've received, and which conspiracy theories they think are real. Also, Mariah tells us about the time she eluded the police.  

Mariah and Charlton discuss the privilege of Olivia Jade, a Tik Tok trend they both don't understand, Twitter Queen Dionne Warwick, and the worst thing someone has said to their faces. Also, Charlton gets very excited about his oncoming superpowers.  

Mariah and Charlton discuss the California monolith, Christmas traditions, and whether or not they trust the COVID vaccines. Also, Mariah reveals her childhood love of wheat bread slices. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss their Thanksgiving holiday, Jake Paul knocking out Nate Robinson,  the violent history of chainsaws, and Mariah's top pet peeves in potential mates. Also, Charlton finally laughs at a joke.