There's Always Something

Can you accidentally become a foot model? Asking for a friend. This week, Gen is fresh off the stage from performing as a backup singer at the Fifi Box One Night Only concert. Between missing wristbands, fake candles, an unsuccessful flash mob execution, and getting trapped behind a woman on a stair case, it’s a miracle ahe made it out alive. We dive into the exhausting reality of school holidays,...

This week, we're diving deep into the mind of Panda, the master negotiator who has figured out how to weaponise UNO cards against his family... We also discuss financial dilemmas, king-size mattresses, the horrors of discovering a mouse buffet, Elle Macpherson, and how to use AI to turn photos of your sleeping partner into high art. From hypnotherapy breakthroughs to Mother's Day politics,...

Ever had a tradesman fix your oven only to break your dishwasher? Same. This week on There’s Always Something, Gen and Yay are back to break down the sheer chaos of everyday life. From the tragedy of post-concert depression to surviving a glee club that might secretly be a recruitment drive for a cult - no topic is safe. We’re diving deep into the brutal world of dating apps where changing your pr...

What happens when you book your first-ever cruise hoping for luxury, but end up trapped in a tiny cabin sharing one bathroom with a partner who also has gastro? You get this week’s episode of There’s Always Something . Gen is back from her floating RSL holiday with tales of an overly blunt Filipino masseuse who skipped the small talk and asked straight up if she was in menopause, to being recognis...

This week, we’re discussing the fine line between a glow-up and a violent assault. From the excruciating pain of being stabbed in the jawbone by beauty needles to the social humiliation of inhaling icing sugar in a room full of activewear-clad hotties, it’s been a week of physical and emotional trauma. We also tackle the vital questions: Why is it called "dinking"? Is withholding informa...

In today’s episode, we’re questioning everything: from our dignity to our data privacy. We discuss parents forgetting birthdays, the emotional rollercoaster of being served widow content by the Instagram algorithm, and the horrifying realisation that our phones know exactly how much our boobs are succumbing to gravity. Plus: The Soccer Shop Meltdown: When a free day out ends in takeaway containers...

Buckle up, because we finally got the call-up for Deal or No Deal and... we’re breaking our NDAs (kind of) to talk about it. Plus, in this episode: Why the guy belching behind us was the real star of the show. Yay slid into Marty Sheargold's DMs and he replied! Why step-parenting is like navigating a different jurisdiction with no map. Separate Bedrooms: Discuss. Gen talks us through her new f...

We’re back, we’re exhausted, and apparently, one of us is now a national TV star? After a two-week hiatus that literally nobody noticed (rude), we are diving straight into the chaos. From being the face of a national Spotlight campaign , to joining an underground Fight Club at the ABC—it’s been a busy break. We settle the age-old debate: Does every mother have a favourite child, or does Panda just...

What happens when your "adventure date" turns out to be a walk through a bat-infested forest? Also in this episode: We explore the bizarre reality of a day at the Magistrate’s Court The magic of EMDR therapy for chronic people-pleasers The 9pm Pivot: the rule that lets you be a hero all day as long as you can lose it once the clock strikes nine All that and more! For behind-the-scenes co...

Shalom! We’re back and we’re starving. This week on There’s Always Something , we’re diving deep into why the world is ending, starting with people who don't break their KitKats. Also in this episode: Yay recounts her ‘Kris Jenner’ moment at the pub where she may or may not have harassed a pro soccer player for tips. We discuss the physical toll of a nervous breakdown at Moomba (it involves a...

In this episode, we’re twinning in both pink and peak exhaustion. We tackle the ultimate relationship red flag: how your partner eats chocolate. If they don't break the fingers, are they even human? We also chat about: The literal burn of beauty (curling iron 1, neck 0). Why display home therapy is a real thing. Managing "Mummy Time" vs. "Money Time" when the contract work...

We're back! Ever feel like you turn into an ogre the second the sun goes down? That'll make more sense when you listen... In this episode: We’re discussing social batteries (or lack thereof) The luxury of sleeping in your own bed Why "I see my kids when I can" is the shortest horror story ever told We also touch on Yay's new career as a walking extra and the terrifying world...

This week, we’re tackling the big issues: dog grooming waiting lists, childhood "mischief" that looks suspiciously like a future prison sentence, and whether or not Russell Crowe is actually a viable dating option. Gen shares her recent grooming shame after her dogs were featured as a before photo on Instagram, and we discuss the fine line between being a strict parent and just matching...

Ever wondered what it’s like to wake up surrounded by trophies and the lingering scent of Cristiano Ronaldo’s sweat? Gen has, and frankly, she’s never felt more like a semi-professional athlete. But the high-performance vibes hit a wall when we ventured into the wild world of line dancing. Expecting cowboys and flirtations, we instead found a sea of mullets, armpit hair, and a hosting couple that...

We've gone digital! For the first time ever, Yay and Gen are recording from opposite sides of Melbourne because employment and adulting have ruined their social lives. From their work lunch breaks, they’re bringing you the usual chaos, just with more technical glitches and personal space. In this episode: Gen sent a text to "Victoria Beckham" about their kids' footy club... and got left on read. O...

Welcome back to Season 2! This week, things get incredibly graphic as we dive into the "somethings" that have been ruining our week. In this episode, we tackle the hard-hitting topics: Why are men’s t-shirts better for lounging? Is Elvis living on an island with Princess Di and the Illuminati? How exactly do you get a sandal stuck up ~there~?! Cleaning up diarrhea with your bare hands Th...

Welcome to Season 2 of There’s Always Something! 🥂 We’re back, and things are already lopsided. Between Gen’s refusal to babysit Yay’s kids (despite Yay offering to dog-sit her three pups) and the mystery of the "fake fringe," the chaos has officially returned. In this episode, we dive deep into the important stuff: We’re tackling the ultimate friendship dilemma: Should you tell your be...

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: Chistmas unwrapped Liz Hurley's dating history Our Deal or No Deal audition recap We reveal our New Year's Resolutions For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodcast

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: This week's "something" is a WIN Backfired childhood mischief Gen is a step closer to her Logies dream* Yay's been propositioned by a Sugar Daddy For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodcast

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: It's the charity netball update! Kris Jenner's face is making us cross We discuss modern parenting People who snooze. Discuss... For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodcast

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: It's the eve of the netball tournament and sh*t's getting real The awkwardness of making new friends in your 40s An international dating story with a disappointing ending Look out: Yay wants to create an Aussie version of one of the GREAT reality TV shows For behin...

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: Yay's been on holidays! Gen's hypnotherapy experience A Gaming Convention update Gen's high stakes return to netball For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodcast

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, without any self-help tips. In this episode: We discuss the etiquette of dating (or lack thereof) Mum's Chat to the rescue! Again! Woollen fallopian tubes, anyone? We're thinking about starting a 24/7 disco radio network. Thoughts? For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodca...

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: Why we watch the same TV shows and movies over and over Yay's thinking of a career change and she's got her eyes set on becoming a journo Speaking of careers, Gen might be a lawyer soon Yay's new plan to find a husband For behind-the-scenes content, follow us o...

Your hosts Gen and Yay discuss the curveballs life continuously throws at them, ~without~ any self-help tips. In this episode: It's raining jobs! The careers that could've been... Yay Dates, featuring Swingers! Stand-up comedy update For behind-the-scenes content, follow us on IG or TT @theresalwayssomethingpodcast