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  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two random sci-fi movies, only one of which is actual sci-fi. Space Rodent had the potential to be much much more fun than it was, and the weirdly titled Space Command Redemption is way too long with zero stakes. Tune in find out DM's thoughts on Tracker, and stay to hear her totally surprise the Count with some Scream knowledge.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two movies that have nothing in common. Night Swim, despite being fine, would have been much better as a comedy. Shelter has too much plot. Tune in for some insightful commentary about Talk to Me, and stay to find out exactly how little DM and the Count know about Eli Roth.  

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector two discuss two new video game and internet-based movies. Iron Lung is surprisingly good, indeed better than you would expect, and Backrooms is the weird, mind-breaking, horror experience we deserve. Stay tuned for a YT recommendation, and stay for    

This week, DM is away which means Count Vardulon and Rob Rector are free to watch all the werewolf movies they want! Which is two: The Beast Must Die, and The Howling 2. Tune in for some Karl Urban love and stay for a rant about how The Bear isn't a comedy.  

This week, Rob Rector is filling in for DM because she's away. Again. Join them as they chat about two slasher movies from the 1980s: The Initiation and Pieces. Tune in for some Supermassive chat, and stay to find out what Rob has been watching.  

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to discuss two movies that don't have much to do with one another, except to confuse the audience. The Mortuary Assistant is more puzzling that creepy, and Him is nice to look at but hard to dig into. Tune in to find out what DM watched on the plane, and stay for a film recommendation from Rob.  

This week, DM is away which means Count Vardulon is finally able to watch a trilogy of films he's been dying to see and DM wanted to have nothing to do with. He's joined by Rob Rector to discuss The Strangers and a Jason Voorhees short. Tune in for a lot of F13 chat, and stay for a Ghostface lawsuit update.  

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to watch two movies that couldn't be more different. War Machine is a fun movie for most of its running time, and better enjoyed if you know nothing about it going in. Hoagie is also a fun movie and there's no way it can be spoiled ahead of time because it's just. So. Wtf. Tune in for a non-recommendation, and stay for a...

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk influencer horror movies. Influencer is a frustrating study in psychopathology, and its sequel, Influencers is even worse. Tune in for some TV show recommendations, and stay to find out what Rob has been watching.   

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk all about Scream 7. Opinions are split, kinda, and one person is much kinder to the movie than the others. Tune in for some documentary recommendations and stay for a really trying round of horror trivia.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk two movies about gynoids. Companion is a good movie but the opening voice-over kinda ruins the fun. M3gan 2.0 is a surprisingly good action sequel to a mediocre horror movie. Turn in to find out what DM been watching, and stay for a mini movie review of Crime 101.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to watch a couple of new-ish movies, both of which turn out to be surprisingly good. Clown in a Cornfield is better than you think it's gonna be, and Predator Badlands is lots of fun. Tune in for some reminiscences about Beekeeper, and stay for a video game recommendation.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch an old movie they'd never seen before, and a less older movie they've seen lots of times but never talked about. The January Man could have been a good movie about hunting a serial killer, but it isn't. Copycat, on the other hand, is the serial killer hunting movie we all want to see. Tune in for a mini-review of The Wrecking Crew, and stay for s...

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM catch up on two found footage/mockumentary franchises. Hell House LLC: Legacy is a disappointing entry in the Hell House series, eschewing both found footage and storytelling. Horror in the High Desert 4: Majesty is another great addition to the developing story. Tune in to find out what the Count has been watching, and stay for an embarrassing...

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are once again joined by Rob Rector to close out the month of Janaconduary with two more giant snake movies that feature, in one way or another, an anaconda. Lake Placid vs Anaconda doesn't have nearly enough versing or enough fun, but Pirhanaconda totally delivers what the other movie missed. Tune in for a mini-review of Bone Temple, and stay t...

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM keep watching movies about anacondas. In a surprising move, Anaconda 3 picks up the story set in motion in Anaconda 2, and both movies have their merits. Tune in for more chat about IP and stay for a mini-review of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to celebrate the new year with one new movie and one old movie. Anaconda (2025) is a fun time but not anything special. The OG Anaconda, on the other hand, is just as great as you remember. Tune in for a couple of mini movie reviews, and stay to find out about other giant snake movies.  

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up their month of Xmas horror movies with one good movie and one bad movie. Carnage for Christmas is worth seeing, even if it suffers a bit from bad sound. The Fright Before Christmas is just a big waste of everyone's time. Tune in for miserable round of horror trivia, and stay a ranked list.  

  This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are again joined by Rob Rector to talk two more Xmas movies. The 13 Slays of Xmas is as boring as it is way too long. Xmas Tale, on the other hand, is worth your time. Tune in for a mini movie review and stay for a second, much more pretentious movie review.  

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to ring in the season with two budget Xmas horror movies. The anthology movie Twas the Night attempts to moralize its violence, while Slay Ride is very clear on who is getting punished and why. Tune in for a disappointing movie review and stay for a tangential conversation about how The Purge works.