The Worst Game Of All Time

Buttons 08.05.2026 50:30 ↓

Optimisation of quiz teams and Liv Tyler. 

Brisbane 12.04.2026 52:25 ↓

A broken microphone, a facial reconstruction(?) and Mystery Drink.

Pigs 23.02.2026 52:05 ↓

Dave goes in to bat for the em-dash.

Raspberry 16.02.2026 49:45 ↓

What came first, football or ballpoint pens?

Volume 06.08.2025 50:44 ↓

Janet joins the podcast as it takes a dire turn for one...

Hicks 01.07.2025 51:23 ↓

The stings are BACK and Paige is an absolute menace with them, meanwhile Dave questions the credentials of tall people and loves Jason Hicks.

Cheese 12.06.2025 48:57 ↓

Dave watched on the treadmill, Paige continues to (slowly) deliver and revelations about why Fancy Boi exists.

Etsy 10.06.2025 55:55 ↓

Paige returns to form after a spicy noodle time to chat with Dave about how to illegally stream the A-League if you find yourself in 2010, chicken, and make some promises about bootleg merch.

Spicy 30.04.2025 42:47 ↓

A second attempt at eating the noodles for Paige - will she finally be successful? Featuring Ash and Tim. Content Warning: Talk of vomit. 

Watch 14.04.2025 57:10 ↓

Cocktail hour, noodle plans and expensive things - the key ingredients to another terrible watch of the game. 

Transaction 01.04.2025 58:22 ↓

A debrief on the solo records, tight as a blanket and a very spicy kebab. Plus - a brief appearance by Daryl Braithwaite!

Punishment 2 (Paige Solo Episode) 25.03.2025 43:13 ↓

It's Round 2 of the solo watches - it's TWGOAT meets Off Menu as Paige dives deep on supermarkets, TV shows and favourite meals. 

Punishment (Paige Solo Episode) 18.03.2025 57:45 ↓

Paige completes her punishment for not finishing the noodles - a watch of the game and podcast recording all by herself. 

Leaf 10.03.2025 1:00:21 ↓

Paige left her tomato sauce at Dave's last week.

Conceptual 03.03.2025 58:11 ↓

Can you drink a sauce? Are birds real? And other conspiracy theories. This episode of TWGOAT is brought to you by the Polish Sausage Company.

Catchup 24.02.2025 58:50 ↓

Dave and Paige have't spoken for three years, it's time to catch up.

Jellicle Chats 5 15.07.2022 51:51 ↓

Day 5 - the end of an era. Goodbye Skimbleshanks.

Jellicle Chats 4 14.07.2022 1:00:44 ↓

Day 4 - Mel joins in on the Jellicle Ball this time around and has a LOT of questions.

Jellicle Chats 3 13.07.2022 41:49 ↓

Day 3 - they're still Jellicle. They're still 'cats'. And they're still horrendous.

Jellicle Chats 2 12.07.2022 40:33 ↓

Day 2 of CATS week - Patrick deep dives down into the cast of CATS (2019) giving interviews about CATS (2019).

Jellicle Chats 1 11.07.2022 47:38 ↓

It's CATS week! 5 watches of the worst/best movie from 2019 over the last two years, presented to you every day this week. First up -the long-awaited first watch of CATS (2019). Does Dave claw his eyes out? Does Patrick bask in the glory of Digital Fur Technology™️?

Noods 30.05.2022 49:35 ↓

Dave feeds Patrick a bowl of ridiculously spicy inside noodles. The whole episode falls apart accordingly.

GoPro 24.05.2022 56:09 ↓

Dave and Patrick analyse why the A-League has improved in quality, talk about spicy ramen and is 'invinceable' the right way to spell it?

Santa 12.05.2022 45:11 ↓

Patrick tries a 'moshi' for the first time, and makes Dave guess what meat was in a specific savoury pie.

Apologies 17.09.2021 56:41 ↓

Dave and Patrick discuss whether they could watch the game with the sound on mute, a conversation inside a sauna, and the validity of chiropractors.