Max Balegde & George Clarke
The Useless Hotline
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid...
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Max Balegde & George Clarke
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3 maj 2026
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The Final Episode. 03.05.2026 1:58:42
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery' 24.04.2026 46:35
Description: This week, we’re joined by TikTok & Youtube sensations - the hosts of The Useless Hotline podcast - George Clarke and Max Balegde! So listen in as the duo dives into all the wildly unhinged ways they’d spend a £200,000,000 EuroMillions jackpot. From a time-traveling mukbang to cancel Henry VIII, to a spiteful loft conversion built solely to annoy Max with loud Pasodoble dancing, t...
BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!! 19.04.2026 38:11
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Tour Diary: Wild Stories from Australia and New Zealand 12.04.2026 34:19
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS! 15.03.2026 49:14
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime 01.03.2026 36:21
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
The Boys Talk Live Show Chaos, George WINS Strictly and Andrew Tells Tour Stories! 20.02.2026 39:18
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans 08.02.2026 49:32
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days 01.02.2026 57:51
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG! 28.01.2026 49:39
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!! 18.01.2026 1:13:44
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions! 11.01.2026 1:13:17
Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions! Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotl...
Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale! 17.12.2025 1:05:22
Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale! Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is...
George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final! 11.12.2025 1:09:09
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Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! 03.12.2025 48:31
Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will lea...
Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde! 27.11.2025 1:20:56
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George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells ALL About Stranger Things! 19.11.2025 1:18:24
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Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺 13.11.2025 1:01:35
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that y...
The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster! 05.11.2025 39:57
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that y...
George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores... 28.10.2025 43:50
Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour 'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.' Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your q...
Max terrifies George with his Halloween look... Strictly recap and MORE 22.10.2025 1:01:27
Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that t...
And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel Dommett!!) 17.10.2025 41:30
Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ Here: https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to In this bonus episode, Max - armed with voice notes from George - appears on a brand new podcast, ‘And The Award Goes To….’. It’s the awards show that’s also a podcast, where Max dishes out five prizes across five categories created especially for him. Listen in as Max picks his winners for awards s...
George Tells Us How He Really Felt... 14.10.2025 1:17:41
Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that t...
George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination 06.10.2025 1:24:44
Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that t...
George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving Strictly.... 29.09.2025 1:00:12
JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
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