The Sonic Hustle (Formerly The Sonic Shuffle)

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about now-month-old news about Sonic the Hedgehog and the other first Sonic game on a Nintendo console, Sonic Advance. THIS WEEK: Sonic Advance NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance 2 Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish their discussion on Sonic Adventure 2, discussing Eggman's credit card number, how cool and badass Shadow the Hedgehog is, and being the cool kid on the playground who says "Sayonara". THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon cover the second third of the Dark Story in about 40 minutes, giving plenty of time for them to talk about whether or not Shadow The Hedgehog is gay. NEXT WEEK: The rest of the Dark Story, and possibly even the Last Story? The costumes from SA2 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A month ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon began to talk about the dark story and discussed Eggman's certainty of his plans, the unpleasantness of sand, and Shadow's tastes in music. Big the Cat's cameo NEXT WEEK: Dark Story Part 2 (of 3) Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story. Tails develops a piss-colored chaos emerald between matches of Fortnite, Knuckles chills in space, and Sonic saves the world through yaoi. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Dark Story Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to talk about Sonic Adventure 2 some more, covering the second third of the Hero Story from Sonic Adventure 2. Dr. Eggman blows up the moon, Tails demolishes cop cars, and Knuckles has a conversation in his head. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 2 of 3) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 3 of 3) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Disc...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon resume talking about Sonic Mania under the new mantle of The Sonic Hustle. The Hard-Boiled Heavies rule, cowboys are cool, and Bowser loves Jesus . THIS WEEK: Sonic Mania NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon went through the first half of Sonic Mania. Finally some good fucking Sonic media! Cool music! Fun levels! Eggman's ever-growing family of romantic partners and robot children! We've had some fun here, folks. THIS EPISODE: Sonic Mania NEXT EPISODE: A new era of the podcast Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally finished the Sonic CYOA! And then when they realize how quickly they finished, spend a good 30 minutes wheel spinning. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers NEXT WEEK: Sonic Mania Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Ghosts of The Future, getting to see firsthand the development of Evan's Stanley's artistic career. Silver is the Tommy Salami of this world. Tikal uses her PVP ability. Shadow may or may not own a compound. THIS WEEK: Ghosts of the Future Issues 7-10 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2: Zone Rangers Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Di...

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finished a trilogy of episodes dedicated to talking about Knuckles the echidna and his new foe, Enerjak, who we ended up latching on to through headcanons about him being a sci-fi nerd. THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic's Knuckles the Echidna miniseries (not to be confused with the later Knuckles mainline series) NEXT WEEK: Ghosts of The Future issues 7-10 Dan | Morg |...

A few months ago, across multiple weeks, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Archie Sonic, continuing to learn the history of the echidna people, which involves a freak that turns himself green and resorting to primitivism. More importantly, Devon wants to sing the Danny Phantom OP and he's not going to let an internet outage stop him. That cover of Wolverine we mentioned THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic iss...

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon entrered the thick of Ken Penders echidna lore by reading a sonic special and an issue of Sonic the Hedgehog, in which Sonic is unusually racist to Knuckles and we begin to learn the history of the echidna civilization. THIS WEEK: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles Special and Sonic the Hedgehog issue 34 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog issues 35 and 36 Dan | Morg |...

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers", where they enacted revolution, entered The Warp, and cheated their way to victory. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers" NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic and think about Captain Plunder and his cool ghost first mate. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook: The Zone Zapper Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon talked about some episodes of Sonic X! Things are ramping up to the season finale, but that doesn't mean there's time for an episode about a chao garden where nothing happens! It's fine though because the episode after that one has Rouge and Topaz on a date. Also did you know there was a three minute test pilot? It isn't much! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes...

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic CYOA "Zone Rangers", where they sought out the elusive ravis and learned that sometimes, real winners cheat. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers" NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon watched two episodes of AoSTH, featuring a song about Sonic, Robotnik's fat ass, and an early example of robotnik having another evil scientist as a friend/enemy. THIS EPISODE: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes "Sonic's Song" and "Robotnik's Rival" NEXT EPISODE: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers" Dan | Morg...

After two months of delay, we are proud to present an actual play of the Shadow the Hedgehog themed Lasers and Feeling hack, Speeding Bullets, featuring special guest Emory! Pineapple the Squirell, Tank th Tuft Deer, and Crispy the Possum embark on a journey to find one man's love. Also Sonic is fighting Robotnik but that's not really important. Speeding Bullets is by Princess Grace and can be dow...

NOTE: This was recorded several months ago. The new segment is outdated! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the end of the first season of SatAM! Cartoon animals are put into peril, Rotor gets to do things, and Dr. Robotnik gets horny at the thought of murdering Sonic. THIS WEEK: SatAM NEXT WEEK: Three Year Anniversary Special! Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss art. Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue reading the UK Sonic comics, where the children of 1990s UK ship their favorite characters and deal with not having any money. There's also Knuckles the Echidna, squirell rebellion, and an unusually normal-looking Grimer. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45 NEXT WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 11+12 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon dive back into the 00s Newgrounds classic, Super Mario Bros. Z! Edited sprites! Cool fights! And more yoshi-based violence than you can shake a stick at! THIS WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon try to go through more of the Sonic CYOA, make references to 1960s british TV show "The Prisoner", and uh, wait a second, why can't I go to this page? Who the fuck is Ravis? THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedghog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers NEXT WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6! Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more SatAM! As we get close to the end of the first season, we take some time to recover from dream ptsd, disguise ourselves in disproportionately large robot costumes, and meet a goat who even in the world of Sonic manages to have a nude aura. THIS WEEK: SatAM NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook: Zone Rangers Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord