The Porcelain Throne

JOIN US THIS WEEK AS WE KICK OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH NEW MOVIES. WE DISCUSS NIC'S FREAK OUTS, THE PLOT, THE FINER POINTS OF SOLAR POWER, AND UNVEIL A SLEW OF NEW CHRIST PUNCH FLAVOURS!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS, ENJOY THIS UNEDITED SLIGHTLY DRUNKED CHRISTMAS EPISODE, WE ALL DO OUR BEST ARNIE IMPERSONATION, DISCUSS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF PHIL HARTMAN, AND THE GREATEST COMEDIC TALENT OF THE 90S THE ONE AND ONLY SINBAD!

JOIN THE BOYS THIS WEEK FOR OUR SECOND OF THREE CHRISTMAS EPISODES! THEY DISCUSS JUDGE REINHOLDS PARENTS UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT WITH HIS CAREER PATH, CAN YOU DRUNK DRIVE A TRACTOR? WAS THAT KNIFE A HINKLE?! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAUNDRY AND A TRASH CHUTE, AND THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THE ONE AND ONLY CREED!!!! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS/KRAMPUSNACHT, THIS WEEK THE BOYS DISCUSS 2015'S KRAMPUS, JOIN US FOR ALL THE KILLS, THRILLS, AND CHILLS. GET OUT THOSE UMBRELLAS CAUSE THE SNOW IS MADE OF DIAPERS?! TAKE A DEEPER LUKE FOR MORE INFO!!!

TO CLOSE OUT OUR NO NUT NOVEMBER WE WATCHED THE MILA JOVOVICH/MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ EPIC "RESIDENT EVIL" (2002). JOIN US THIS WEEK AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THE PLOT, THE FACTS, THE SHEER LACK OF RACCOONS IN RACCOON CITY, PROPER PIPE STORAGE, AND "TALKIN TRAINS" MAKES ITS OFFICIAL DEBUT!!!! ENJOY!!!!!

JOIN US FOR OUR 1ST OF 2 FEMALE LEAD VIDEO GAME MOVIES FOR OUR NO NUT NOVEMBER SERIES!!! CATCH UP ON THE PLOT OF TOMB RAIDER, HOW MUCH ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE JOHN VOIGHT, AND WHETHER OR NOT A TOWEL CONSTITUTES AS AN "OUTFIT". ALSO WE RANK ALL THE DEATHS FROM OUR OCTOBER SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE SERIES!!! RANK AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

JOIN THE PORCELAIN THRONE CREW THIS WEEK FOR THE FINALE OF THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE!!! WE WATCHED 1978'S HALLOWEEN!! PLOT, KILLS, COUNTS, AND JUST HOW GOOD OF A TRADESMAN WOULD MICHAEL MYERS MAKE!? LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS EPISODE AND FIND OUT!!

JOIN US FOR OUR PENULTIMATE HALLOWEEN SPOOK SHOW! WE DISCUSS THE PLOT, THE KILLS, AND LUKE PUTS ON HIS LEATHERFACE LAWYER CAP AND EXPLAINS TO US WHY LEATHERFACE IS AN INNOCENT SIMPLETON PROTECTING HIS FAMILIES LAND FROM DRUGGED OUT DRIFTERS?!?!?!

JOIN US THIS WEEK AS WE DISCUSS THE PLOT OF 1988'S SEMINOLE HORROR FLICK "CHILD'S PLAY" WE DISCUSS THE PLOT, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA CAUSED BY CHUCKY, AND OF COURSE THE ELUSIVE THIRD DOLL BROTHER "CHUCK". ENJOY THE EPISODE AND FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!

JOIN US THIS WEEK TO KICK OFF 4 EPISODES OF SPOOKY OCTOBER FUN WITH NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, WE COVER THE PLOT, OUR FAVORITE KILLS, HIGHSCHOOL AWKWARDNESS, AND LUKE GETS ANGRY CAUSE WE AREN'T SCARED ENOUGH OF FREDDY!!!! ENJOY FOLKS!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY IDEAL SIGNS IN REDWATER, AB

Journey through the N.C.C.U. with The Porcelain Throne crew!!! Join us for the discussion 1996's The Rock starring Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery!!! This movie was insane and everyone should give it a watch!!! Or just watch it through the Porcelain Throne audio lens and enjoy!!!

JOIN THE PLUMBERS AS WE DISCUSS 1997'S CON AIR, THE SOUND BOARD IS BROKEN, DANE WAS UNDER THE WEATHER, BUT WE STILL MANAGE TO PACK A FEW ZINGERS IN AND CLOSE OUT OUR NIC CAGE SEASON 1 WITH A BANG! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM, TIK TOK, AND FACEBOOK, CATCH OUR LIVE STREAMS ON @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES, AND @PORCEAINTHRONEPOD ON TWITCH.TV!!!!! ENJOY THE EPISODE!!!!

Fasten those seat belts Porceain Throne Listeners because our episode on 2000's "Gone in 60 Seconds" is finally here, making it the penultimate episode in our N.C.C.U. (Nicolas Cage Cinematic Universe) Season 1! We hope you enjoy all the bumps and jumps as we take your through the plot, listen to some facts, and argue about how many windows were really smashed in this movie!

JOIN THE CREW FOR EPISODE 9 ON 2011'S GHOSTRIDER 2 SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!! THE SEQUEL TO A MOVIE NONE OF THE HOSTS HAVE SEEN!!! IT STARS A WHOLE 3 MINUTES OF CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT ACTION AND IS CHOCK FULL OF NIC CAGE FREAK OUT ACTION!!! THANKS FOR LISTENING GANG! 

THE BOYS ARE BACK FOR THE SERIES FINALE ON HIGHLANDER WITH HIGHLANDER 3: THE FINAL DIMENSION. STRAP IN FOLKS IT'S ANOTHER WILD RIDE FEATURING CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT AND MARIO VAN PEEBLES BATTLING ACROSS TIME. BRING A TOWEL FOR ALL THE QUICKENING JUICES THAT WILL INEVITABLY BE SPILLED.

THIS WEEK THE BOYS DISCUSS HIGHLANDER II:THE QUICKENING, AND ALL OF ITS HILARIOUS ACTION PACKED ACCOUTREMENTS...USED A FRENCH WORD THERE IN HONOR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!

This week we kick off our series on the Highlander franchise starring Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery, Join us for our discussion on 1986's Highlander, we discuss some finer points of roof top plumbing, how great a good ol fashioned quickening can make a guy feel, and we all give our best Chris Lambert "snicker". We do like to have fun here... 

Join the guys this week as they discuss 1994's Jean Claud Van Dam Vehicle "Street Fighter". We discuss the benefits of stealth technology, DNA Mutagen and anabolic plasmas and their benefits, and a couple of tales from the trades sprinkled throughout! Enjoy fam, and remember to leave us a kind review if your liking what we are doing!!!!!

Join the plumber podcasters on a prehistoric adventure in Super Mario Bros(1993). Join the conversation on facebook or on instagram @porcelainthronepod