The Porcelain Throne

JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION OF 2024s HOT FROSTY, BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T FEEL LIKE XMAS WITHOUT COMPARING FROSTY AND JESUS’ CHISELED PHYSIQUES!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND PLUMBERS AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE!!! JOIN US AS WE MAKE UP FOR HALLOWEEN WITH THIS SPOOKY CHRISTMAS CLASSIC!! FOLLOW US ON INSTA/TIKTOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR LIKE OUR PAGE OVER ON FACEBOOK!!!

WELCOME BACK! THINGS ARE GETTING EXTREME IN THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS! JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSIONS ON ALL THINGS CREAM AND CORN RELATED! LEAVE IS A CENT WITH YOUR MOTHERS CREAM CORN SURPRISE RECIPE!!! FOLLOW US ON TOKTOK/INSTA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR FOLLOW OUR PAGE OVER ON FACEBOOK!!

WE ARE BACK FROM SUMMER BREAK WITH A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT UNDER THE RADAR EXCELLENT FILM "FORTRESS" (1992). WE TALK LAMBERT, B***HOLES, NUDITY, AND EXORCISMS THIS WEEK!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

WE ARE BACK FROM A SHORT HIATUS WITH SOME MORE RACY CONTENT! JOIN US AS WE DISCUSS THIS 1995 CLASSIC FAMILY FILM AND WHY IT MAY JUST HAVE SOME PROBLEMATIC TOPICS FOR 2024!! ALSO DISCUSSED; SKATE CHURCH PRAYER SESSIONS, JR HORSED*CK (VOICE OF ROBOCOP) AND AS ALWAYS A DOOKIE STORY OR TWO!

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS 1989'S SEMINOLE CLASSIC "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS". ALSO COVERED; WAGON WHEELS VS. MOONPIES AND THE MOST DISGUSTING SEX ACT KNOWN TO MAN OR MACHINE. STRAP ON YOUR FEEDBAGS CAUSE THIS ONES GONNA BE A WILD RIDE!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK!!

IS THIS A LOST CHRISTMAS GHOST EPISODE OF CHRISTMAS PAST?! OR ARE WE TIME TRAVELERS? FIND OUT ON THIS WEEKS PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

JOIN DANE AND JORDAN AS THE DISCUSS THE NEW HOTNESS "SQUID GAME" THE PLOT, BEST DEATHS, FAVORITE EPISODES, WHAT SCHOOL GAMES WE PLAYED THAT COULD BE SQUID GAMES AND MORE!!! ENJOY THE EPISODE LIKE US ON FACEBOOK AND FOLLOW US ON INSTAGTRAM AND TIK TOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!

This is Skeleton Crew: Episode 1, where anytime we can't wrangle up all four hosts we'll still watch a top notch high quality film and give you top notch high quality commentary in a more bite sized package, this week enjoy Dane and Lucas' conversation about the 1995 Keanu Reeves cyber punk epic "Johnny Mnemonic" 

The crew of professional plumbers making mediocre jokes (Dane, Curtis, Jordan and Lucas) get back together this week to discuss 1997's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, join us for some funny and nostalgic conversation like us on facebook and instagram!!! 

We are back for our final episode on the Mortal Kombat series, join us for discussion on our personal casting choices, the lack of jean shorts, and of course all the blood guts and gore of Mortal Kombat (2021)

Dane Callsen, Curtis Doll, Lucas Doll, and Jordan Clark get together to discuss 1995's mortal kombat and relate the scaffolding in Outworld to the scaffolding on the jobsite...

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time You see she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes would make her smile And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight He counted pennies for what seemed like years Then the cashier said, "son, th...

DISCUSS SOME MORE PAULY SHORE WITH US, IN HONOUR OF NOVEMBER AND REMEMBRANCE DAY WE COVERED A WAR MOVIE! BUT REMEMBER THIS, IT IS IN FACT A PAULY SHORE JOINT, WE DO NOT HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND ACTUALLY RING A FEW BELLS THIS WEEK!!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON FACEBOOK!

DOUBLE BONE ZONE HEADER PART 2!!! 2023'S BONE ZONE CONCLUDES WITH HALLOWEEN 3 SEASON OF THE WITCH! A DEPARTURE FOR THE SERIES AND A FITTING END TO OUR HALLOWEEN ANTICS HERE AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR MICHAEL MYERS!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

HALLOWEEN DOUBLE HEADER THIS WEEK FOR THE BONE ZONE FINALE, ENJOY OUR CONVERSATION ON TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 STARRING ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN!!! JOIN US FOR FAMILY DINNER!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS THE MOST MID SLASHER MOVIE WE HAVE COVERED TO DATE ON THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE. THIS BARELY BLOODY BORING BIOGRAPHY OF LUKE AND CURTIS' ESTRANGED BROTHER IS THE WORST YET, BUT WE STILL HAD FUN AND THATS WHAT REALLY COUNTS... FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

WE TOLD YOU WE HAD A TON OF EPISODES AND SURPRISES SO HER IS A BONUS BONE ZONE ON FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3! ON FRIDAY THE 13TH OF ALL DAYS!!! SPOOKY SHIT FOR YOU ON THE SPOOKIEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!! FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON FACEBOOK FOR YOUR FACEBOOK NEEDS!!!

WHATS IT CALLED WHEN FREDDY STABS YOU WITH HIS KNIFE HANDS? FINGERED UN-WILLINGLY! WELCOME TO ANOTHER YEAR OF SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE. KICKING THINGS OFF WITH NIGHTMARE ON ELM 3: DREAM WARRIORS. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

OFF BRAND HEROES ARE BACK, WE DISCUSS 2010'S "KICKASS" GNARLY KILLS, NICK CAGE, AND STINKY LUNCH ROOMS ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD EVERYWHERE ELSE!!!

WELCOME BACK TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE! WE ARE STARTING AUGUST OFF WITH OUR SERIES ON "OFF BRAND" SUPER HERO MOVIES, JOIN US TO DISCUSS CRISPY AL SIMMONS, AUSTIN THREE SIX-SHEEN, AND DIRTY OLD SHART GONCH! TAKE A SPIN DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH US AS WE DISCUSS 1997'S "SPAWN" BASED ON TODD MACFARLANE'S COMIC OF THE SAME NAME!

JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION ON WIERD SCIENCE, IT GETS A LITTLE WEIRD THIS WEEK, BUT HEY! IT WAS THE 80'S!! ALSO LEARN MICROWAVE SAFETY WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE CREW IN MICROWAVE CORNER!!! SORRY FOR OUR HIATUS' RECENTLY WE ARE HOPEFULLY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED RELEASES IN THE COMING MONTHS!!! FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIALS! @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!

CLOSING OUT PAULY SHORE APPRECIATION MONTH ON THE LAST DAY WITH A BANG, JOIN US THIS WEEK TO DISCOVER HOW MUCH MONEY PEOPLE WERE CHARGING TO ACT WITH PAULY SHORE AT THE PEAK OF HIS AWESOMENESS!!! ALSO LEARN WHAT SHIRTS ARE OFF LIMITS FOR JORDAN AND HIS LENGTHY NIPS!!!!

WE ARE BACK WITH PAULY SHORE APPRECIATION MONTH JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST OF 2 PAULY SHORE FLICKS THIS MONTH AS WE WATCH BIODOME STARRING PAULY SHORE AND DOYLE BALDWIN!!! ENJOY THIS WEEKS EPISODE AND AS ALWAYS FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIALS AND SUBSCRIBE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR PODCAST FEED TO NOT MISS A BEAT!!

HELLO THRONES FANS SORRY FOR THE HIATUS THIS MONTH BUT WE WANTED OUR SUPER SPECIAL 50TH EPISODE TO LAUNCH ON THE STAR OF THIS MOVIES BIRTHDAY!! CHRISTOPHER NATHANIEL LAMBERT!!! THIS ONE IS A DOOZIE! PREPARE FOR SOME OFF THE RAILS DOWN RIGHT JUNGLE ENTERTAINMENT!!!