The Polis Box

It's the inglorious return of The Polis Box, the podcast that puts Doctor Who in the dock! In this month's episode, we put The TV Movie on trial...the Doctor has gone on holiday to San Francisco by accident and all hell has broken loose, thanks to the Master. Don't worry, dear listener...while there's CLOCKS, there's hope...

Ring the bells! Take to the streets! Tell your neighbours and friends! There’s no cause for celebration…warn them, it’s the return of The Polis Box! Fresh from our arduous five-month battle with Jonathan Powell and Michael Grade, we’re back from hiatus with the same old toss you came to expect in the last series! Join Lee and Dave as they cosplay as Colin Baker and The Valeyard (not really) to put...

It’s The Polis Box #011! Normal service has been resumed as we get back to our mission to put all of Doctor Who on trial. In this episode, will Let’s Kill Hitler be found guilty or not guilty of (war) crimes against Doctor Who? You decide… This podcast is brought to you in association with Vimto, seeing as Penderyn Whisky clearly never took the hint.

It’s The Polis Box Episode 10! Now, never let it be said that the Polis Box isn’t a bastion of taste and decency…well, ok, you can let it be said, on the strength of the first twenty seconds of this episode. Basically, it’s Dave. Because…well, he’s Dave. Maybe he was channelling the spirit of Jim Davidson (aka Jim Robinson off Neighbours), we just don’t know. This week, we put the Tom Baker era in...

It’s The Polis Box…Episode 9! In this episode…John Simm in a plastic bag! Dave rewrites the Doctor’s family line! And we launch our Kickstarter appeal to raise enough funds for a people-carrier trip down to Manchester to raid a lock-up full of Doctor Who figures. Oh yeah, and there’s the small matter of the results of Episode 8’s vote on Planet Of The Spiders and we put The Doctor’s Daughter on tr...

It’s The Polis Box Episode 8! On this week’s episode…technical failures! Interruptions from household appliances! Benton and the Brigadier roughing up some East End criminal types in a shed up by Heathrow! And our profuse apologies to the family of Georgia Moffett… But asides from all that, we reveal the results from Episode 7b’s case and we’re putting Jon Pertwee’s final story as the Doctor in th...

It’s The Polis Box Episode 7b! In which Lee and Dave round up their end-of-series-3 spectacular by endurin…sorry, enjoying The Sound Of Drums and Last Of The Timelords. It’s got it all…megalomaniac Masters! Dobby Doctors! Blue Peter competition winners ruthlessly slaughtered and forced to live out existence in a spherical cage (that’s the best bit…) We’ll also be revealing the results from Episode...

It’s The Polis Box Episode 7! Or 7a, if you prefer, as it’s the first part of our end of Series 3 “spectacular”. This time around, we’re covering Utopia – so if you like your Master with a mop of grey hair, your sentences bookended with a Chan and a Tho and like your extras with more ham than a butcher’s shop window, then this is the episode for you! Dave puts forwards the case for why this is an...

It’s The Polis Box Episode 6! The podcast that puts Doctor Who in the dock (true), has been proven to make you sexually attractive to the opposite sex by association alone (kind of true) and on the brink of that lucrative Maynard’s/Bassetts/Bell’s Pies sponsorship (alas, not true). In this episode, it’s the turn of television’s Peter Davison to take to the dock, as we put the penultimate Fifth Doc...

It’s Episode 5 of The Polis Box! In which Lee and Dave shamelessly chase yet more sponsorship deals (while showing a level of heightened sophistication), examine the many accents of John Barrowman, provide yet more hot takes on quinoa and wonder just what their listeners are playing at when they reveal the results of Episode 4’s vote on The Androids Of Tara. On trial this time round is The Unquiet...

In episode four of The Polis Box, it’s the turn of The Androids Of Tara to stand trial. Lee and Dave mull over the pros and cons of the fourth Key To Time story, but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The answer, as ever, is down to you… Also in the episode : quinoa! Scurrilous rumour! John Barrowman’s wardrobe! A midget rolled in cut hair! And the truth behind the...

We’re back! It’s The Polis Box Episode 3 : You Cannae Shove Your Granny Off A Bus But You Can Belt Her Off A Roof With A Table Lamp (aka Retcon Pollen And The Infinite Sadness). In this episode, we cover Amy’s Choice from Series 5, Matt Smith’s first season as the befezzed Timelord. Surely such a stone-cold classic of modern Who couldn’t be found guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Surely. Surely...

We’ve listened to your comments and your feedback, but sadly, your pleading has fallen on deaf ears as Lee and Dave return to put another two episodes of Doctor Who in the dock. On this week’s episode : we cast our eye over the last fortnight in Doctor Who (now that there’s been some actual news…ish). Bill! Bemused Lineker! Barrowman! We also put two more episodes of Doctor Who on trial, vying for...

After much delay (and some light-entertainment collateral damage), it’s finally time for The Polis Box : Episode One! In this episode, Lee and Dave put The Magician’s Apprentice / The Witch’s Familar and The Sontaran Experiment in the dock. Which, if any, will claim a place in The Polis Box’s Official Unofficial All-Time Doctor Who Ultimate Canon (Sort Of)? That’s where you come in. Based on the a...