The Polis Box

We've not been around for a while. Before you start thanking your lucky stars for this radio silence, why not join us down on the farm and we'll let you know what's been going on?... The Polis Box : Live! can be found on YouTube every second Thursday from 8pm - https://www.youtube.com/@thepolisbox/videos. Click on the Home or Live tabs to join us!

It's the end...but the moment has been prepared for. Join Lee, Dave and Cameron for this special mini-episode of The Polis Box as we close the chapter on the current era of the podcast and usher in...*gasp*...a new format?? Change, my dear...

Pathogens! Killer crows! Killer cheesy Wotsits! Join Lee, Dave and Cameron for all this and more as they put Praxeus on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The final decision, as always, is down to you...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 59! The dust has settled on her era, so it's time for Jodie Whittaker's stint as the Doctor to take it's place in the courtroom as Lee, Dave and Cameron put Arachnids In The UK on trial! Arm yourself with an oversized pint glass as we decide whether the Series 11 beastie bonanza is guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who. The final verdict, however, rests wit...

We're back! And it's about (actual) time (travel), meat feasts, missing episodes (but not those ones) and missing witnesses. Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they continue to assemble the one true Doctor Who canon - this episode, Bad Wolf and The Parting Of The Ways are in the dock. But will they be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? As ever, you decide...

It's The Polis Box : episode 57! This time round, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Series 9's The Girl Who Died / The Woman Who Lived two-parter on trial. But will it be a case of Odin or Odinnae? Will they be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The final say is yours... This episode was brought to you in partnership with the Italian Plumbers Guild and Kinga off Big Brother 5, becaus...

It's The Polis Box : episode 56! This time round, it's a restrained, solemn, contemplative episode as we reflect upon the sudden passing of a giant lizard out of it's time - we also comment on a T-Rex being reduced to ash, as we put Peter Capaldi's debut episode Deep Breath on trial! But will it be guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The final decision is yours....

It's the return of The Polis Box! In a in no way dated episode 55 : DIY makeovers on Skaro! The downfall of the old Etonian ruling classes - brought about by this very podcast! Which member of The Polis Box conceived a child as a direct result of Doctor Who? (Clue : Lee and Dave do not have children). It's got it all - oh, and we also put Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis on trial! Maggie Maggie...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 54! There's unrest in the courtroom as the judge drops a bombshell, parental woes, ice-cream vans, we also lift the lid on the real goings-on in Big Finish production meetings, welcome a very special guest and somehow still find time to put Kill The Moon on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as always, rests wit...

Join Lee and Dave as they talk Cameron down off the ledge after a week of intense personal trauma just in time to put The Eleventh Hour on trial! But will Matt Smith's debut as the Doctor be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who?... This episode's intro music : "Eye In The Sky" by Electric Six : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WienY4L44JQ

Lee, Dave and Cameron are joined by special guest Russell T Davies* as they put The Stolen Earth and Journey's End on trial! It's the g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ angriest thing we've ever done! But will the two-part Series 4 finale be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? You decide... This episode's intro music : "The Key, The Secret" by Urban Cookie Collective : https://www.youtube.com/w...

Lee, Dave and Cameron get the Linx effect as they return from cancellation (take that, Michael Grade!) to put The Time Warrior on trial. It's got the lot! Join us as we reveal the true origins of prog rock, give you two new features for the price of one (no refunds) and unveil the new showrunner of Doctor Who (kind of...) But what of the debut story of Jon Pertwee's swansong season? Will it be fou...

It's the 50th! But probably not the one you were expecting. Lee, Dave and Cameron are joined by Greg, Sam and Charlie from the lully Doctor Who : The Complete Menagerie (Almost) podcast as they take a very long journey all the way back to Albert Square in 1993, as Dimensions In Time goes before the courtroom. Join them as they put their knees up Muvver Brown and parade the Doctor Who/Eastenders ch...

Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they chase yet another sponsorship deal, reinvigorate Carlisle's club scene, mull over the postage costs of Doctor Who villains and somehow still find the time to put The Wheel In Space on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? You decide... Also, news of our big 50th episode anniversary "spectacular". Stay tuned! This episode's...

Lee, Dave and Cameron get their teeth into a right royal rumble in the Highlands as Series 2's Tooth And Claw is brought before the courtroom. But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as ever, is yours... Vote in the Tooth And Claw poll and decide it's fate on Twitter : @thepolisbox This week's episode intro : "Victoria" by The Kinks : https://www.youtu...

The Watcher's wardrobe malfunction! Hanky-panky in the Tardis! Fanfic stats! The whitest rap you've ever heard! Join Lee, Dave and "Rangers Da" Cameron as they put Series 7's "A Good Man Goes To War" on trial - but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as ever, is yours... This episode's intro music : "Melody Calls" by Doves : https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Ding ding! Fares please! Have the correct change ready as you join Lee, Dave and Academy Award winner Cameron as they pull out all the stops and talk catering disasters, phoney psychics, IMDB entries, Michelle Ryan clad in leather and more as they put Planet Of The Dead on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The final decision, as ever, is yours... This e...

Irish snackfoods! Ian Levine's ongoing feud with Captain Birdseye! The joke that finally, after 32 episodes with us, broke Cameron! The joke that finally, after 45 episodes, might just see us cancelled! It's all there in episode 45 of The Polis Box as we put The Underwater Menace on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? NOTHING IN ZE WORLD CAN STOP YOU FROM...

Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they provide answers on space toast that not even Professor Brian Cox can supply, attempt to resurrect Morrissey's career with a new film franchise, effortlessly devise a range of fragrance and somehow still find the time to put The Space Pirates on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as ever, is yours... This e...

Lee, Dave and Cameron go russian into things as they put Cold War on trial! You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it. Will the first of Mark Gatiss' Series 7 episodes propel his reputation or will it be found to be sub-par? Only you can truly decide on whether it is guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who... This episode's intro music : "Revol" by Manic Street Preachers : https://ww...

Lee, Dave and Cameron valiantly face down Skype recording quality that, aptly, makes this episode sound as if it's coming out of a 1940s bacolite wireless, as they return to the courtroom and put The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances on trial! Dave and Cameron fight on the beaches to decide whether the episodes are the pride of Blighty or enough to make you call out for your mummy, but the final d...

Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they flout lockdown restrictions and take a trip down to Cwmtaff - only to find it's a right hole! The return of the Silurians to the new series is put before the court as Chris Chibnall's "The Hungry Earth" and "Cold Blood" are put on trial! But will they be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as ever, is yours... This episode is br...

Lee, Dave and Cameron discuss menacing pink snakes in Television Centre, falconry, wardrobe choices that even Liberace would consider a bit much, racism in Doctor Who, lost classics of British film comedy (that were lost for a reason), John Nathan Turner and Eric Saward's ongoing battle with a crocodile and more in episode 40 of The Polis Box. Oh, and we also put Snakedance on trial! But will it b...

It's part two of our episode 39 double-bill as Lee, Dave and Cameron discuss their secret past in the intelligence services, go fishing with James Bond, unearth the sordid details of Cameron's mum's secret dealings with an actual Doctor, bring an old favourite back into the fold *and* bring you the latest instalment of Colin Baker vs The Internet - oh yeah, and we put The End Of Time on trial! But...

Lee, Dave and Cameron have taken the week off and let some students take over the podcast. Sadly for you, dear listeners, that's a lie. Join us as we turn music mogul and assemble the finest rap supergroup in history, discover which puppet is Cameron's trigger to the dark places and we somehow find the time to put Mission To The Unknown on trial - but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crime...