The Polis Box

Crack open the bourbon biscuits and help yourself to a glass of Sir Alex’s Cheeky Red, it’s episode 38 of The Polis Box! Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they invite a lawsuit from a footballing giant, create a timeline from the possessions of a former companion, channel the mental energy of Britain’s favourite professor of particle physics, and somehow find the time to put The Zygon Invasion/Zygon I...

It's The Polis Box Christmas Special! Join the ghosts of Podcast Past, Present and Future as they discuss the Peter Cushing Dalek movies of the 1960s. Also : a handy reference guide for our overseas listeners, Dave's fluffy hole, David Bowie nips down the shops and PAAAAAAAATTTT. Happy Christmas everyone!

It's the end...but the moment has been prepared for! It's time to reveal the results of every poll from the last four episodes in our Super Soaraway Trial Of The Trial Of A Timelord Anniversary Results Special! Or episode 36 of The Polis Box, to give it a less unwieldy title. We're joined once again by Mark from On The Timelash, Geordie Al from Conquistabores and Greg and Charlie from Doctor Who :...

It's the end...but the moment has been prepared for! It's our final case in The Polis Box's epic Trial Of The Trial Of A Timelord and it's the turn of The Ultimate Foe to go before the court. We're joined by lully Greg Jameson and lully Buddy Windrush from Doctor Who : The Complete Menagerie (Almost) to run the rule over the final two episodes of Series 23 of television's Doctor Who - but will it...

In the penultimate instalment of our Trial Of The Trial Of A Timelord specials, we're joined by The Conquistabores' Geordie Al Milburn and Jim from the Krynoid Podcast - we present our live audition to be the new panel of Gilette Soccer Saturday, reveal the real reason behind Pussy Galore's name, explore the real story behind the most seismic event in the North-East's recent history...and somehow...

It's time for part two of our Trial Of The Trial Of A Timelord specials, as Richie Morgan from I Hate Doctor Who and Steven B from New To Who join Lee, Dave and Cameron to put their cases for and against Mindwarp before the courtroom! Revelations aplenty in this episode - outrageous claims of bias! Brian Blessed's secret career in children's television! An unintentional defection to the other side...

Dust off your fanciest Timelord headgear and keep an eye on your Oxo cubes, it's time for The Trial Of The Trial Of A Timelord! Lee, Dave and Cameron are joined by Ben Verth and Mark Donaldson from On The Timelash to put The Mysterious Planet before the courtroom in the first of our Trial Of A Timelord episodes. But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision,...

Lee, Dave and Cameron don their wellies, open their brollies and brave the suspiciously corpse-raising elements to put Series 8's finale, Dark Water / Death In Heaven on trial! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? You decide!

Lee, Dave and Cameron saddle up, mosey on into town and discuss gender identities for horses, plan Usain Bolt's retirement fund, count their Patreon riches and put A Town Called Mercy on trial! But will it be consider a maverick or just a low-down varmint that's guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The decision, as ever, is yours...

Lee, Dave and Cameron face The Polis Box's toughest challenge yet - even tougher than convincing Christopher Ecclestone to return to Doctor Wh....oh. Anyway. It's time to put Timelash on trial! Long considered the nadir of Doctor Who, will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against the show?

In a bumper episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Colony In Space on trial via the Soviet Beatles, Rentaghost, Peter Kay impressions and numerous Old Grey Whistle Test sessions...but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Prepare a flask of tea and a pack of biscuits, book a week off work and feel the length...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 27! This time, Lee, Dave and Cameron retcon yet another Stallone classic, plant a Sesame Street favourite in Janet Fielding's subconscious, demand some green jelly and put The Robots Of Death on trial! Will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? You decide...

Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they hoist anchor, splice the mainbrace, Rodger the Cabin Boy, dust the back passage and traverse the high seas to put that scurvy seadog The Smugglers on trial! Will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? You decide...

Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they evoke the sight, sounds and smells of Studio 54...well, ok, Destiny's Nitespot in Reading as they put Destiny Of The Daleks on trial in another discotastic episode of The Polis Box. Will they love to love Destiny (baby) or will it judged the shame of the nation? The final decision, as ever, is up to you...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 24! This time, we discuss evolution vs religion, Rula Lenska (sadly minus her dog), unearth the most harrowing TV moment of all time, summon the spectre of Darren Anderton and add another icon of childrens' television to the wrong-un file. Oh yeah, and we put Resurrection Of The Daleks on trial! Will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who?...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 23! This time round, we go roman around a bunch of old stones, push for yet another sponsorship deal, entomb the chief executive of the SPFL, offend the Welsh (again) and introduce you to a shipping pairing that no amount of bleach (injected or otherwise) will remove. Oh yeah, and we also put The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang on trial! Will they be found guilty or n...

It's The Polis Box : Episode 22! This time round, we take a beloved companion up the amazon, visit the world's worst phone shop and we're joined two actual genuine gods-honest Welsh superstars as we put The Green Death on trial! Will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who?

This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron tackle the prickly subject of Meglos from Series 18 of television's Doctor Who, in which cactuses...cactuseses...cactuseseses?...a big jaggy plant threatens the existence of the Doctor, Romana and some planet or other. And Dobbies Garden Centre. Maybe. Also : Dennis Norden and Nicholas Parsons' secret love tryst! The voice of the valleys! And S Club 7! Reach for t...

Crows! Companion exits! The boy wizard who shall not be named! A special guest appearance live from Vienna! William Hartnell’s secret tryst with Courtney Love! Copious amounts of swearing (and not from us, for once)! And which Doctor is best to turn to when you need a steak bake in a hurry? All this and more as The Polis Box puts Face The Raven on trial!

Scringestones! Offensive attempts at regional accents! Vegetable-based gameshows! Shergar! How much can Jon Pertwee be bought for? Does Tom Baker taste of LSD? Police interventions! And the Ribos Operation on trial! All this and more as The Polis Box returns!

It's The Polis Box Episode 18! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Terminus on trial - it's got the lot! Inadvisable dietary choices! Big dugs! Radiation! The Big Bang (again)! A cut-out-and-keep compendium of stripper names! The Black Guardian putting together some self-assembly furniture! You don't get this on Radio Free Skaro! Will Nyssa's swansong be found guilty or not guilty of crimes agai...

It's The Polis Box Episode 17! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Return Of Doctor Mysterio on trial in a seasonal episode (only if you're listening to this four months after release). Will Mysterio give us a warm fuzzy yuletide feeling of goodwill or will it be as welcome as spittle on your prized motor from the mouth of an Anfield legend? WARNING : This episode, recorded in the midsts of...

It's The Polis Box Episode 16! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Rescue on trial...a short, sweet nugget of the 1960s or does it just deserve to be pushed down a shallow incline and fed to a man in a sleeping bag? We also discuss the murky world of children's television, the extensive acting CV of a BBC prop that puts Christopher Eccleston to shame and pitch a Jim Henson made...

It's The Polis Box Episode 15! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Timeflight on trial...a much maligned 80s episode but is it's status as whipping boy of the Davison era *really* deserved? We also discuss kicking off with nuns on a train, why Timeflight teaches us that Brexit is going to be alright in the end, at least twenty-thousand instances of the word Concorde and, for the fir...

It's The Polis Box Episode 14! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Earthshock on trial...you know, the one where Adric ends up with horrendously stained and sticky pyjamas...not like that, you filthy beggars. We also discuss alternative careers for Nigel Mansell, fractious family days out, dinosaurs and pitch a brand new home improvement show that Channel 4 would be *mental* to turn...