The Mane B!tch Memoirs

Grab a drink, little bitches. It’s dead dad talk, and we’re ripping the bandaid off. Shannon is back to share how she moved to Arizona to be closer to her dad, and he died 10 days later. Rude. We get into how we each found out, the grief anxiety nobody warns you about, getting married months after losing your dad, and the weirdest things people said and did, from “your dad owes me money” to someon...

Grab your drink and get comfy, cutie little b!tches. This week, my client and good friend Shannon, a licensed therapist with 13 years in the chair, comes on the show and we get into all of it. First we sip the Bloom Pear Scare. Then we talk about why Gen Z is crushing therapy while millennials wait until they're crying in the closet. We cover the difference between a boundary and a request (sp...

Stephanie Jordan opens up about the abusive relationship she survived — from red flags she ignored in her early 20s, to a night that ended with police at her door, to leaving 8 months pregnant with nowhere to go. She shares how she rebuilt her life as a single mom, moved to Arizona with nothing but a business card and a gut feeling, and turned her candle brand into what is now Keep It Nontoxic — a...

This week we're sipping Alani's Ruby Apple and getting into everything skincare, Botox, and dating with my girl Stephanie — from the viral eye cream everyone's obsessed with (and the ingredient rumor that's making people rethink it) to her Botox horror story of one eyebrow going rogue, lymphatic drainage massages, castor oil for better sleep, and the wildest Bumble date red flags b...

For months, nothing about it looked like an emergency — just a teenage boy who seemed a little more tired, a little thirstier than usual. Then came days of throwing up that wouldn't stop, and an ER visit that turned into an ambulance ride to the children's hospital, where a doctor said words no mother is prepared to hear: his pancreas had stopped working. In this episode, Jill shares the f...

SPOILER ALERT: we're diving all the way into Off Campus and we have thoughts. This week we sip on Bloom Pop before going full throttle on Garrett, Hannah, Dean, Ali and everyone in between — the trust it takes to make a relationship work, Hannah's healing journey and why that mom phone call scene wrecked us, the friendship that carries the whole show, and why your husband might actually th...

My big sister Jill joins me for this one, and we go there — from raising four kids five years apart to the uterine prolapse that led to her hysterectomy, plus the hormone chaos, PCOS, and rage cycles nobody warns you about until you're living them. We also get into what changes (for better and worse) once your kids don't need you every second of the day, why moms are finally talking about...

Round two, bitches! This week we're sipping on Joy Burst's Gummy Bear Sparkles protein soda (verdict: mixed), unpacking the 1,500+ men who lost their minds over our "husbands don't help enough" reel, and getting real about why every woman needs a tight circle in her childbearing years. Then we get into it: a t-ball parenting showdown that turned one of us into an actual Karen, why baseball might b...

She's known me since 7th grade algebra class and she knows WAY too much. This week my OG best friend Megan is on the pod and we're spilling everything — Heritage Academy horror stories, the Abercrombie era, parties we had no business being at, and embarrassing moments we probably should've taken to the grave. Oh, and we rate the new Alani Purple Cotton Candy because obviously. Grab you...

Buckle up, b!tches — Miranda is back and we are SPILLING. We cracked open a Shirley Temple Poppy (eight grams of fiber, you're welcome, your colon) and dove headfirst into the wildest stories we have ever witnessed from behind the chair. I'm talking the client who gave her friend a full tutorial on how to flick the bean — hands included — in the middle of a packed salon. The first-time cli...

Listen, they give you a onesie at the baby shower and send you home with a whole human — and not ONE person mentions the rage. Not one! This week I dragged my sister Miranda onto the podcast because she is knee-deep in motherhood right now and honestly? She needed to talk about it. We're getting into postpartum, the mental load, the resentment, and why we both low-key wanted to throw our husba...

Buckle up, b!tches — this one is not for the faint of stomach. My sister Lacey is back, we cracked open a local seltzer, and we're spilling every postpartum truth nobody warned us about. I'm talking the shart heard 'round the Target parking lot (I trusted the fart… I should not have trusted the fart), the time a fully grown adult sipped my breast milk straight from the tap and told me...

Hey b!tches 💅 It's Staci. Today I dragged my sister Lacey into the chair to spill the truth about growing up with 8 kids and 1 bathroom. We're talking stolen shirts, almost getting jumped in 7th grade, and why your husband takes a 30-minute sh*t. Pour your dirty soda and get into it. 🍋MANE B!TCH MEMOIRS:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themaneb_tchmemoirs TikTok: https://www.tiktok.c...

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