The Lost Lore

Welcome back! We’ve ordered delivery to celebrate 30 Episodes and to discuss fast food! Haley (dressed as Wendy of the Wendy’s franchise) and Jake (dressed as the Burger King of the Burger King franchise) complete the difficult task of picking the top ten American fast food chains and share stories about their favorites and least favorites. Thanks for listening! For full video episodes and a new b...

Hola, Bonjour, and Howdy! Today, Haley and Jake (dressed as the Statue of Liberty) are exchanging travel stories of near and far. Jake reminisces on his time studying abroad in London and shares his real thoughts on Shakespeare. Haley bravely tells the story of her trip to Iceland and surprises Jake with a Canadian delicacy. New bonus episode, full video episodes, and more on our Patreon: http://p...

Welcome back! Today we’re discussing Jake’s favorite thing: CLEANING. We cover the best products (not sponsored) to worst chores (laundry) and the wildest mishaps we’ve had with both. Jake gives a pep talk on the importance of maintaining a clean space. Then, Haley reveals the dark secret that disqualifies him from giving advice. For full video episodes, deleted scenes, and bonus content, please s...

Welcome back to the show and to our new studio! Today, Haley and Jake are going full throttle with the nostalgia to discuss the most impactful shows from Nickelodeon. Grab your slime as we cover the best of Nick Jr, Teen Nick, and Nick @ Nite. For full video episodes, bonus content, and deleted scenes, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

It’s our last episode in our beloved green studio! Season 1 is ending (but Season 2 starts next week, just in a new location). To wrap this chapter, we’re talking about the ups and downs, the good and bad, and the highest highs and lowest lows of social media. Our most embarrassing posts will be on Patreon on 8/20, subscribe here: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Thanks so much for listening...

Howdy and yeehaw!! Today, we’ve got our cowboy hats on to talk about country music! Haley and Jake discuss their favorite (and least favorite) country artists, songs, and sub-genres. Fair warning: we cannot stop singing in thick southern accents. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast The Lost Country Music playlist: https:...

Grab your tin foil headband because today we’re talking about conspiracy theories! Hard hitting questions include: Is space real? (Unlikely). Are all pro sports a little rigged? (For sure). Could Hillary Clinton be funny?? (Maybe). For full video episodes and bonus episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon! http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Email your conspiracies to thelostlorepod@gmail.com

MOVE! THAT! BUS!!! Today, Haley and Jake are talking about all things home decor, furniture, and renovation shows. Haley credits London Tipton for her love of feng shui, and Jake recalls his straight days of making out with women on his Wicked pillow case. We reminisce on our childhood bedrooms and our love of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition . Then, we list our home hacks and home hates. Forgive us...

It’s time to face the music! Today, Haley and Jake catch up on all things singing, playing instruments, and attending band camp. Jake shares his love for playing the piano, and Haley admits how much she regrets quitting the saxophone (to be fair, it was a foot taller than her and causing scoliosis). A deeply personal bathroom cell phone recording of Defying Gravity may or may not be included. For...

Welcome back!! In today’s episode, Haley tells the humiliating story of her 21st birthday. Shit . For the scrapped twenty first birthday episode, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Thanks for live, laugh, loving and NEVER judging!!

Welcome back! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake celebrate releasing twenty episodes with a juicy game of 20 Questions ! The topics are tough (ever had a crush on a cartoon character?) The answers are long (well, we can’t just name one cartoon character). And the laughs are loud (we didn’t know it would be THAT many cartoon characters). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe t...

We’re going on an adventure!! Today, Jake shares his lifelong dedication to The Lord of The Rings with Haley, who very courageously read the first book and watched the first movie in preparation for this episode (even though she literally has a severe allergy to all of it). We’re dressed up and ready to play Marry, F*ck, Kill, trade Gollum impressions, and discuss the highs and lows of the greates...

Grab your Birkin bag and a bottle of champagne! In today’s episode, Haley leads Jake down a path he’s never taken as they travel Reality TV Road. She fills him in on all things Bravo, Andy Cohen, and The Real Housewives franchise. Then, they learn the context of some of the most famous Housewives memes, read off the best taglines, and finally reenact an explosive, emotional Real Housewives of Salt...

Hold on tight, spider monkeys!! Today we’re talking about the greatest love story of all time: Twilight . We fawn over Edward, decide which powers we’d have and what animals we’d hunt (respectfully), and share our favorite moments from this truly perfect and completely unproblematic masterpiece. Haley is dressed up with a deep widow’s peak, and Jake has used all of her highlighter to glow like a v...

Buckle up, baby!! Haley and Jake are back to talk about their most dangerous days on the road: being sixteen-year-old drivers. Haley recounts having her first kiss on her 16th birthday, and Jake talks about renting out the fire department for his party. They cover the fashion, music, and excessive perfume use of that era. Then, Jake humbly shares his story of being in The Hunger Games . For bonus...

Today, we have our first guest speak-lore! (like, speaker ) (we have a guest). Our friend Maddie Regent is here to discuss all things video games! Important topics covered include: Mario, mods, and making the Sims… kiss ;) For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Check out Maddie’s debut album: https://open.spotify.com/album/...

Your modern day Bonnie and Clyde are back and more vulnerable than ever to share stories of their time doing teenage crime. Confessions include Haley’s one night as a vandal, Jake’s hometown egging, and their terrifying run-ins with the law. Btw, nothing we say can literally ever be used against us in court, fyi. Ever. For full video episodes and bonus episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon: ht...

It’s been a long time coming… Today, Haley and Jake celebrate reaching their 13th episode by talking about their favorite, most beloved fake southerner: Taylor Swift. We share our stories of discovering blondie, go through every era and our favorite moments, and yeah, we’re in costumes while we do it! The most fun we’ve ever had. Sorry to our grandmas whose episode used to be the longest. But they...

Welcome back! Despite meeting in drama school, Haley and Jake have never shared their paths to getting there. Today, they finally swap audition stories and catch up on everything they missed in that one year of college that they weren’t together (Jake’s older than Haley and finally ready to talk about it). Haley reminisces on acquiring a taser and living with her RA. Then, Jake tells his most hero...

Time to lock in! Today, Haley and Jake return to their happy place as they recount the wonders of childhood gym class. Haley talks about learning archery, getting checked for lice at PE, and her dream of participating in just one more field day. Jake tells the story of “saving” his diabetic gym teacher and gossiping with the girls in the outfield. We recommend listening to Eye of The Tiger after t...

For God so loved the world, She gave Her one gay son and short thot daughter TEN episodes of this podcast! Jake and Haley celebrate reaching their double digit milestone by sharing their personal Ten Commandments to live by. Today’s sermon stresses the importance of NEVER buying your friend a gift, NEVER letting anyone stop you from being cringe, and NEVER EVER texting people back. For full length...

Welcome to your half-hour stay at The White Loretus! Your favorite hotel managers Jake & Haley have planned a fun-filled itinerary that includes: ​ Bonding over a mutual love of tv and movie spoilers ​ Discussing favorite seasons and characters from The White Lotus (Theo James, Theo James, Theo James) ​ Sincerely manifesting being cast on Survivor Complimentary laughs and dreams are shared. Do...

It’s no surprise that our longest episode to date is about the beloved women who first raised, spoiled and ❤️manipulated❤️ us: our precious southern grandmothers. Haley talks about her nanna’s many boyfriends, including a young man named PeeWee, and Jake reminisces on his grandma lovingly gifting him a Barbie Dream Jet. It’s a pleasure to share the stories of the ladies who made us… any problem yo...

Curiosity killed the cat and our love for our cats just might kill us! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake share stories (and schemes) of adopting and naming their beloved cats, how having pets has made them more neurotic, and they even bravely tackle the old question of Cats vs. Dogs? Meow! Like Ciao, but in cat. For exclusive bonus content and full length video episodes, please subscribe to our P...

Happy April Fools’ Day to every fool whose love life feels like a total joke! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake boost your self esteem with stories of their dating app lows. We laugh over first Tinder dates, hottest hookups, and having a crush on the same guy. Jake even shares the stories of how he unexpectedly came out to his mom and then literally hid back in the closet. For full length video e...