The Lost Lore

After 70 episodes and nearly a year and a half of weekly posting, The Lost Lore is officially going on a short break! Haley and Jake share their summer bucket lists and give listeners their summer homework before heading out to HolidayMaxx. We will miss you and can't wait to be back in your ears and hearts on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! To support the show during the break, please leave us a 5 s...

Welcome back to the show! We swung by Old Navy and picked up our annual July 4th tees just in time to celebrate 250 years of the oldest continuously functioning democracy in the world! We test our memories by reciting the pledge for the first time in ten years and make a case for loving your country without being weird. Then, we each share our favorite Fourth of July memories from childhood; Haley...

Welcome back! Strap in (or off) and buckle up because it’s Episode 69!! In honor of reaching the raunchiest episode number to date, we are discussing the 2016 election (for some reason), millennial vs. gen-z cringe (for some other reason), and the crimes of Michael Jackson (for some truly unknown reason). Jake retracts some of his previous statements on the Iron Paradise, and Haley proves herself...

This week, raise a pint of protein as we toast to our favorite place: THE IRON PARADISE (also known as the “gym” to less serious members). We’re reminiscing on our shared love of being bench warmers during childhood sports and explain how we each possess a deep athleticism that simply cannot include rules or teammates. Jake talks about finally getting over his decades’ long fear of working out in...

Welcome back!! This week, we’re dressed up as and talking about two of the most talented forerunners in modern pop music: Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo. We cover the covid-time-lore between the Disney stars and review the distinctly different paths they each took to mega-stardom. Haley tells the story of corresponding with Olivia’s stylist, and Jake officially moves Sabrina into his Pop Tri...

Happy Pride Month, everyone!! To celebrate, today we’re talking about things that are gay, even if they don’t seem gay (walking fast, the gym, the letter Z). Jake enlightens Haley about two worlds totally unknown to her: Clavicular and gay adult content. We name our favorite pieces of queer media and make a case for exclusively using the classic Pride flag. There’s always been a rainbow hanging ov...

Welcome back! Today, our looks are inspired by the covers of two funny memoirs (Jake is Amy Poehler’s Yes, Please , and Haley is Tina Fey’s Bossypants ) to discuss the endless list of funny women. Haley tells the story of her first time doing stand up, and we share our opinions on crowd work, Ellen, and famous SNL alum. Then, we name a few of our favorite women in film, television, and stand up (a...

Grab some tiramisu (or an espresso martini)! Today, Haley and Jake discuss their love of coffee, from the diuretic benefits to being enchanted by how disgusting it sometimes tastes. We list the top tier ways it should be consumed: as a chic espresso? iced and black? black and hot? dessert in a cup? Haley makes a case for almond milk, and Jake rejects it! Cheers!

Today, your hosts step back into their middle school personalities (Jake’s raunchier than ever, and Haley’s in hall monitor mode) to recount the most fashionable moments of our adolescence! We break down our back-to-school shopping strategies and name the most influential, go-to stores. Then, we discuss the continued impact of shoes like Converse, Rainbows, and Crocs and remember our fallen old-fa...

This week we’re in cow print (synthetic, not real) to discuss life on the farm! Jake, a famous descendant of farmers, explains the significance of all the classic animals to Haley, a famous lover of the indoors. We dive into Billie Eilish’s recent comments about eating animals and have an open-minded discussion on veganism and the challenge of not eating meat in the modern world. We share a true &...

We are finally back at the happiest place on earth: our beloved green studio!! We’re dressed as iconic princesses to talk all things Disney animated movies. We cover the classics and share the most special films from our childhoods ( The Rescuers , Peter Pan , The Aristocats, and Tarzan to name a few). Of course we can’t resist picking the hottest characters, investigating whether Walt’s body is a...

It’s the final day in our maroon studio and to say goodbye, we’re traveling the rainbow road! Like, we’re literally just talking about colors. We’re firing off our rapid associations with each member of ROYGBIV and petitioning for a drastic cultural pivot away from beige. Then, we laugh about the time in acting school when we had to embody each color (pale pink was a memorable challenge) and pour...

Strike a pose, VOGUE! This week, Jake is in a chic gray wig and Haley has clipped in a pair of bangs from 2006 to sing the praises of the most quotable movie of all time, The Devil Wears Prada . We establish that, despite the backward costumes, Haley is actually Miranda and Jake is definitely Andy. Then, we celebrate the memorable and hilarious (yet moving and also deeply impactful) performances b...

Welcome back! You’ve scored a ticket to a discussion about each of our top five favorite concerts we’ve ever been to! We’re relishing in the luck of witnessing iconic shows by living legends (Reba McEntire, Patti Lupone) and modern pop favorites (Sabrina Carpenter, Megan Thee Stallion). Haley tells stories of beefing and bonding with other fans and shares the most unexpected and bizarre way of get...

Here’s Jakey! (and Haley!) Watch your back and check under your bed because this week we are diving into the world of horror movies and psychological thrillers. Jake is dressed as Casey Becker (from Scream ) and Haley is dressed as Chucky (from Chucky ) as we discuss the scariest films we’ve ever seen and cover the dark, iconic, and sometimes funny worlds of Midsommar, The Shining , Black Swan , G...

Your hosts are officially living in different decades because Jake is THIRTY! Today, he’s in the iconic 13 Going on 30 dress and Haley’s in her silkiest sleepover robe to chat about getting older and to reflect on the last three decades. We hold onto to our youth by dreaming up the perfect man (and woman) and exchanging our wildest, most in-depth fantasies. Cheers to the next thirty years! Send Ja...

Top of the morning to ya and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today, we’re decked out in green (and Haley is drunk) to celebrate the luckiest day of all! We’re naming our favorite Irish celebrities, discussing our possible Irish heritage, and lovingly attempting (and butchering) the accent. May you find a four-leaf clover AND leave us a five-star review! Cheers! For full video episodes and bonus content,...

Put your paws up (for the second time!!) Today, Jake and Haley are revisiting our very first topic: Lady Gaga! This time, we’re dressed up in Little Monster high fashion (cigarette sunglasses, septum piercing) to discuss the historic, iconic Artpop era and give the album a long overdue round of Applause. We celebrate Gaga’s latest album Mayhem , name her greatest interview moments, and sing more t...

A braided silver wig, a bad bald cap, and two huge swords have descended upon The Lost Lore this week! We’ve dressed the part and are longing for a medieval world as we dive into Game of Thrones . Haley has just begun watching the series with Jake the mega fan, and we’re covering our favorite characters and controversial plot lines from the first three seasons. We imagine what it would’ve been lik...

Welcome back to our ONE-YEAR-OLD podcast!! Today, Haley and Jake are celebrating a year’s worth of episodes of The Lost Lore. We’re reflecting on the last 52 weeks and fantasizing about our wildest dreams for the show. Thank you so much for supporting us thus far!! We love doing this and it means the world that you’re listening <3 For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to P...

Hey Y’all and Yee Haw! Grab a beer, ditch the SPF, and pull up a seat next to your favorite rednecks. Today, Haley and Jake are talking about their shared “glorious lack of sophistication” from growing up in the south around NASCAR-loving (and lovable) rednecks and hillbillies. We exchange absurd stories about our grandparents, dogs, and grandparents’ dogs. It’s not always pretty, but it’s always...

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today, Haley and Jake take a trip down memory lane as they exchange their favorite adolescent and adult Valentine’s stories. We share many sidebars between the candy grams and romantic dinners, including: a bloody nose, a late DoorDash delivery, and a serious defense for loving Nickelback. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://pat...

Gimme, Gimme Lore!! Today, Haley and Jake are bonding over the one-and-only, BRITNEY SPEARS! We’re naming our favorite songs, quotes, looks, and performances and discussing highlights from her memoir, The Woman In Me . We love Britney Spears 4ever <3 For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Voices down and volume up! Today, your two favorite silver fox librarians are covering computer lab, the wonders of reading, and how to kill time in the Media Center ™. We reminisce on childhood favorites (e.g., Goosebumps , The Clique , and A Series of Unfortunate Events ) and pour one out for a few plays and classics. Haley remembers a more crass version of Junie B. Jones , and Jake shares about...

Welcome back! Today, Haley and Jake are complaining about the miseries of being under the weather. We reminisce on how Jake pretended to be a pre-med student on the first day of acting school and relive the nightmare of having the swine flu in the mid-2000s. We swap stories of our worst illnesses, share our go-to methods to fake sick, and discover that the best medicine really is a half hour with...