The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B...

You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet – Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grey (2011) * Haywire (2011) * The Innkeepers (2011) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * Saltburn (2023) * Thanksgiving (2023) PITH TAKES * The History of the Devil (play, 1980) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin (comic boo...

Look at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, all hunched over like they were left on the side of the road. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coriolanus (2011) * The Divide (2011) * The Iron Lady (2011) * Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) PITH TAKE * Vietgone (play, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking their hips, and catching waves. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Tintin (2011) * The Darkest Hour (2011) * Hugo (2011) * J. Edgar (2011) * The Marvels (2023) * No One Will Save You (2023) PITH TAKES * The Other Side of Dawn (novel, 1999) * Saints Row (video game, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Rea...

Why did Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson play strip poker with you? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Double (2011) * Gerald’s Game (2017) * Immortals (2011) * Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) * The Three Musketeers (2011) PITH TAKE * If It Bleeds (short story collection, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know what Hammerstein is paying you. They will double the amount for just one night's work. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coupled Up for Christmas (2023) * Haunted Mansion (2023) * Holy Flying Circus (2011) * The Ides of March (2011) * The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) * V/H/S/85 (2023) PITH TAKE * The Appleton Ladies’ Potato Race (play, 2019) Reach us on Tw...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were in one of your dreams, weren’t they? Are you gonna be able to deal with that? ALSO DISCUSSED * 50/50 (2011) * Red State (2011) PITH TAKES * Arkham Asylum: Living Hell (comic miniseries, 2003) * Frankenstein (play, 2023) * The Night is for Hunting (novel, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onth...

Someone doesn't have to weaponise the bird flu. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Exorcist: Believer (2023) * The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) * Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) * Our Flag Means Death: Season 2 (2023) * Salting the Battlefield (2014) * Turks & Caicos (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are no use. They like jazz. ALSO DISCUSSED * Apollo 18 (2011) * The Creator (2023) * Dream House (2011) * Gen V: Season 1 (2023) * Saw X (2023) PITH TAKES * Burning for Revenge (novel, 1997) * The Music Man (stage musical, 1957) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws...

Carter loses. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson become president. ALSO DISCUSSED * Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) * Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) * Sex Education: Season 4 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bananaland (stage musical, 2023) * The Dark Side of the Moon Planetarium Experience (immersive experience, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't need an invitation if there's no house. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Minutes or Less (2011) * Before I Wake (2016) * Blue Beetle (2023) * Conan the Barbarian (2011) * Oculus (2013) PITH TAKES * Darkness, Be My Friend (novel, 1996) * Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets: The Echoes Tour (concert, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harl...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) * A Haunting in Venice (2023) * Knock at the Cabin (2023) * War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitt...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson together… strong! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Guard (2011) * The Help (2011) * The Raven (2012) PITH TAKE * The Third Day, the Frost (novel, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You're Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s guest. And they’re glad you're here. But you have no one but yourself to blame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Attack the Block (2011) * Cowboys & Aliens (2011) * Raven’s Hollow (2022) PITH TAKE * Twelfth Night (play, 1602) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read La...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do not love that you are here for this. ALSO DISCUSSED * Green Lantern (2011) * Friends with Benefits (2011) * Justice Society: World War II (2021) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) * Renfield (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Rea...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would never have given you this information if you hadn’t served together in Vietnam. ALSO DISCUSSED * Asteroid City (2023) * The Chameleon (2010) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * Too Big to Fail (2011) PITH TAKES * Bioshock Infinite (video game, 2013) * Drama: An Actor’s Education (nonfiction book, 2011) * Mamma Mia! (stage musical, 1999) Reach us on Twitter at:...

Minister, have you seen the report about Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the tunnels? ALSO DISCUSSED * Priest (2011) * Takeshi’s Castle Project: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bioshock 2 (video game, 2010) * The Dead of the Night (novel, 1994) * Marvel 1602 (comic book limited series, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrig...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have lied to us. And it's the exact same lie. The same six words. “Everything is going to be okay.” ALSO DISCUSSED * Good Omens: Season 2 (2023) * Meg 2: The Trench (2023) * Memphis (2011) * Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) * Thank God You’re Here: Season 5 (2023) PITH TAKE * Tomorrow, When the War Began (novel, 1993) Reach us on Twitter at: https:...

I just want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to stop saying ‘vomitorium’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Barbie (2023) * Cocaine Bear (2023) * Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) * Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) * Insidious: The Last Key (2018) * Insidious: The Red Door (2023) * Oppenheimer (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blo...

This is the first line of a joke, right? A guy comes home to find his wife with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Paul (2011) * Source Code (2010) * Stitches (2012) * Super (2010) * The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) * You Might Be the Killer (2018) * Your Highness (2011) PITH TAKE * Bioshock (video game, 2007) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J...

Oh, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! What big teeth you have! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Hex (2021) * Limitless (2011) * Miracle Workers: End Times (2023) * The Muppets Mayhem (2023) * My Adventures with Superman: Season 1 (2023) * Run All Night (2015) * Sucker Punch (2011) * Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) PITH TAKE * Cake (play, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Ha...

Were you just looking at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs while they slept? ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow 2 (2022) * I Am Number Four (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) * Unknown (2011) * The Witcher: Season 3 (2023) PITH TAKE * 42nd Street (stage musical, 1980) * Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? As in the legendary sirens luring helpless sailors to their doom? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jekyll and Hyde (2021) * The Mechanic (2011) * Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) * The Rite (2011) * Sanctum (2011) * Secret Invasion (2023) * The Sunset Limited (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia....

In the past, all Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off their horse. Now they must invade people's homes and ingratiate themselves with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Curse (2023) * Black Mirror: Season 6 (2023) * The Flash (2023) * Gulliver’s Travels (2010) * How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) * No Strings Attached (2011) * Season of the W...

Who worked Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson over with the ugly stick? ALSO DISCUSSED * Casino Jack (2010) * Macbeth (2010) * The Pale Blue Eye (2022) * Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) * The Tempest (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandyco...