The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just want to go to Tesco’s. ALSO DISCUSSED A Long Way Down (2014) Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021) Veronica Mars (2014) PITH TAKES The Endless River (album, 2014) The Dictionary of Lost Words (play, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not in control. The audience is in control. ALSO DISCUSSED The Accountant 2 (2025) Black Mirror: USS Callister – Into Infinity (2025) The Den (2013) The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015) The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017) Need for Speed (2014) Odd Thomas (2013) PITH TAKES Ça Ira (album, 2005) The Last of Us Part II (video game, 2020) Skul...

For those of us about to die, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson salute you! ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Eulogy (2025) Black Mirror: Hotel Reverie (2025) Black Mirror: Plaything (2025) Death of a Unicorn (2025) RoboCop (2014) Sinners (2025) PITH TAKES Broken China (album, 1996) Dreamfall Chapters (video game, 2014-2016) Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days (novel, 2010) The Tournament (novel, 2013) Read Harlly...

You're the reason why Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson get up at four in the afternoon and pump iron until their chests are positively sick. ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Bête Noire (2025) Black Mirror: Common People (2025) The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) A Minecraft Movie (2025) Novocaine (2025) Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of t...

Do you know how to get out of here? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson need to find their ship to get off this planet. ALSO DISCUSSED The Lego Movie (2014) That Awkward Moment (aka Are We Officially Dating?, 2014) PITH TAKES The Division Bell (album, 1994) Peter and the Starcatcher (play, 2009) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire (novel, 2008) Read Harlly an...

Harlly and Jeaun take pills and Lawson drinks. That's the little deal they’ve struck – a little paragraph in their podcast contract. ALSO DISCUSSED The Electric State (2025) Knights of Badassdom (2013) Snow White (2025) PITH TAKES Amused to Death (album, 1992) Skulduggery Pleasant (novel, 2007) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog a...

Don’t incriminate yourself. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are wearing a wire. ALSO DISCUSSED Blade of the 47 Ronin (2022) Mickey 17 (2025) The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024) Trap (2024) PITH TAKE Bulletstorm (video game, 2011) Mr Einstein’s Secretary (novel, 2023) Radio K.A.O.S. (album, 1987) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitth...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will search for you through 1,000 worlds and 10,000 lifetimes until they find you. ALSO DISCUSSED American Hustle (2013) Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Here (2024) Hours (2013) PITH TAKES Cobalt Blue (novella, 2022) A Momentary Lapse of Reason (album, 1987) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemed...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson took a military grade chemical that no one seems to have any documentation of. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frozen II (2019) * The Great Martian War 1913-1917 (2013) * Into the Unknown: Making Frozen II (2020) * The Woman in Black (2012) PITH TAKES * Conclave (novel, 2016) * The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (novel, 1991) * The Great Zoo of China (novel, 2014) * Profiles (album, 19...

With a heavy heart, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Last Days on Mars (2013) * The Monkey (2025) * Oldboy (2013) * Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023) PITH TAKES * Identity (album, 1984) * Sister Act (stage musical, 2006) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did as instructed. If there's something wrong, it's wrong with the instructions! ALSO DISCUSSED * Bayonetta: Bloody Fate (2013) * Heart Eyes (2025) * SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025) PITH TAKES * About Face (album, 1984) * Pride & Prejudice (play, 2025) * The Tournament (novel, 2013) * Troll Mountain (novella, 2014) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at htt...

2024 might have been a trash fire of a year, but at least we got some pretty good movies. This week, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson reflect on the films that hit home in the year that was, from high-pitched serial killers to force-of-nature strippers to the one, the only John Lithgow. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Challenger Disaster (2013) * Great Expectations (2012) * In Fear (2013) * The Killer’s Game (2024)...

I don’t want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the bunker with us. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ender’s Game (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 (2013) * Kinds of Kindness (2024) * Saturday Night (2024) * September 5 (2024) * Speak No Evil (2024) PITH TAKES * The Final Cut (album, 1983) * Hover Car Racer (novel, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKno...

All the time traveling in the world can't make someone love Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * All Is Lost (2013) * Companion (2025) * Gladiator II (2024) * Haunter (2013) PITH TAKE * Temple (novel, 1999) * The Wall (album, 1979) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

Do you know how much depends on this? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to shut down the Buzz Lightyear! ALSO DISCUSSED * Carrie (2013) * The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) * Romeo & Juliet (2013) PITH TAKE * Nick Mason’s Fictitious Sports (album, 1981) Reach us on Twitter at https:// twitter.com/lDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jean's Blog at https:// onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Law...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just refused to be inducted into the United States Armed Forces. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abigail (2024) * Escape Plan (2013) * Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019) * Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018) * Imaginary (2024) * Monkey Man (2024) * Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) * The Watchers (2024) * Wolf Man (2025) PITH TAKES * The One Impossible Labyrinth (novel, 2021) * Wet Dream (album...

You made Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson feel replaceable. ALSO DISCUSSED * A.C.O.D. (2013) * Conclave (2024) * The Fall Guy (2024) * Nosferatu (2024) * Parkland (2013) * Sunshine on Leith (2013) * Twisters (2024) PITH TAKES * The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (novel, 1987) * David Gilmour (album, 1978) * God of War II (video game, 2007) * Grease (stage musical, 1971 Reach us on Twitter at: ht...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are off-structure. ALSO DISCUSSED * MaXXXine (2024) * R.I.P.D. (2013) * R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: The Taming of the Shrew (2013) PITH TAKES * Animals (album, 1977) * Cycle of the Werewolf (novella, 1983) * God of War (video game, 2005) * House of Leaves (novel, 2000) * Six (stage musical, 2017) * The Two Lost Mountains (novel, 2020) Reac...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, unfortunately, have the IQ of a ten-year-old. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anora (2024) * Carry-On (2024) * Dear Santa (2024) * Kraven the Hunter (2024) * Longlegs (2024) * The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024) * Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) PITH TAKES * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) * Jade Empire (video game, 2005) * The Three Secret Cities (novel, 2018) * Wish You...

We’re Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, and this is our favourite podcast on the Citadel. Outro Song: “One for All” Lyrics by Harlly Lewis with music developed on Suno AI Reach us on Twitter at: https:// twitter.com/lDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson knew Felix was into some sketchy shit! ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Romulus (2024) * Heretic (2024) * Jackpot! (2024) * Short Term 12 (2013) PITH TAKES * The Dark Side of the Moon (album, 1973) * The Four Legendary Kingdoms (novel, 2016) * The Pirates of Penzance (operetta, 1879) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https:...

Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? ALSO DISCUSSED * Becoming Santa (2015) * The Conspiracy (2012) * A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008) * Paranoia (2013) PITH TAKE * Obscured by Clouds (album, 1972) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read...

Just don’t die, okay? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t need that kind of shit hanging over them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Evidence (2013) * Heretic (2024) * How to Make Gravy (2024) * In a Violent Nature (2024) * Open Grave (2013) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Twelfth Night (2013) * The To Do List (2013) * Wicked (2024) PITH TAKES * The Five Greatest Warriors (novel, 2009) * Meddle (album, 1971) Reach us on Twitt...

The only people that blame Daniela are Harley, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) * The Curse of La Llorona (2019) * The Exorcism (2024) * Hot Frosty (2024) PITH TAKES * Barrett (album, 1970) * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (video game, 2011) * Round the Twist: The Musical (stage musical, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are part of a small select few the Church relies on to look into their more unusual matters. ALSO DISCUSSED * Annabelle: Creation (2017) * Gladiator II (2024) * Immaculate (2024) * The Penguin (2024) * Salem’s Lot (2024) * Wolves at the Door (2016) PITH TAKES * The Madcap Laughs (album, 1970) * The Six Sacred Stones (novel, 2007)Enter Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitt...