The Lawn Boiz

As we bravely enter our third year of podcasting, it's more of the same old crap. Enjoy this one rife with technical failure and the host abandoning the podcast. George breaks down 2021 with the boys and things just generally break down as well.

The Boiz discuss class and classes all while having class.

George takes the host role this episode and the rest of the boys become bosts. Listen as the boys draft their top four greatest actors of all time and John does something completely different from that. Who would you choose?? Comment below.

We are back for a beauty of an episode where we discuss out knowledge of high school subjects via a buzzfeed quiz. Then, we decide what house we would be in if we got into Hogwarts- application pending.....Enjoy the weekend :)

I edited this right after we recorded it.  Craziness in the podcast as John doesn't know how to speak and ask the questions he wants. We do some riddles, play 20 questions, and over/under rating on some TV Shows.  It is good to be back for Season 2 babyyyyy

Random coworker Debbie joins for her second appearance on the pod! George hosts and asks the boys hard hitting questions, family feud style. The squad also dishes out their recommendations for you, the esteemed viewer (hi John's mom). The boys reveal their addresses at the end.

George runs a media empire, I say tomato; they say potato, John scores a goal in rocket league, and Ian is Scandinavian.

Welcome to the first episode of season two, goys! George leads this one as the boys grapple with being very short or tall, entering sketchy butcher shops, and Greco-Roman wrestling whilst doused in flames. It feels good to be back. 

For this very special summer edition of the podcast, the Lawn Boiz record in person for the first time ever! We celebrate a very special day for a very creative member of our group; we ask each other newlywed-game-esque questions; and we struggle to speak into the microphone. No one host this week, only pure anarchy. 

Hello goys! Sorry for the late upload.  It is Georges fault, as always.  We are back for a short episode in which the theme is names: horse and baby names.  Have a good week goys.  Hopefully we get more consistent, probably not tho.

In this Episode we talk about the times and how they are a'changin. We analyze problematic comedy and dig into the facts and fictions of ancient Egypt.

The Boiz are back with a rare Ian hosted episode that actually got released. George channels his inner Tony Romo, John says he's in center while in the back right corner, Sig scores some nasty aerial goals, and Ian questions their commitment to vacation.

George takes the helm as Craig decides to work (sort of) once more. The boys play a rousing game of FMK that ends with a twist final round. Then an original take on a March Madness-style bracket game leads the boys to declare the funniest movie of all time. Tune in. 

Spring: the season after winter and before summer, in which vegetation begins to appear, in the northern hemisphere from March to May and in the southern hemisphere from September to November.  Do you love spring? Because I do. Full of madness, march madness.  Enjoy the episode of us being back!

We give you a two week old recording in which George hosts and asks Black History month trivia. Craig The Omnipotent decided to ruin some of our audio, but since then we have appeased him, and he will no longer cause the mighty volcano to erupt on our humble island - Craigtopia. Praise the wonderful Craig! Amen. 

Its'a good episode

In this episode we grieve with John after the super bowl loss.  Come on in to decide if you truly care about one person in our would you rather.  We enjoy talking through some super bowl facts, without talking about the actual football :) Edited and hosted by the goat John.

The Boiz are back in town as Sigmund leads them through hypothetical questions and they once again peel back the layers of fact and fiction in order to reach the truth, which may bring tears to your eyes.

We're back baby! After a long hiatus, George takes the helm to bring the podcast into 2021. Super heroes and animals abound. Ian soaps up some bad guys. Sigmund knows nothing about the red handfish. John cracks pepper. 

Captain Seg leads this episode while first mate Ilan attempts a coupe with the help of Jon. Gorgingi learns something about the true meaning of Kwanzaa and teaches us that family is the most important thing.

George leads the lawn boiz this week in a riveting discussion of samurai ethics. We also play a super original game in which we guess the answer to holiday facts. Happy St. Nick's Day!

Happy December! Welcome back to our regularly scheduled episodes- through much technological issues.  In this episode we talk about....I forget to be honest we recorded so many episodes.  Have fun with a classic would you rather, deciding when it is time for Christmas activities, and guessing Rotten Tomato scores!

Which Lawn Boi would you most want to be? This question and many more are answered in this special episode featuring out first guest star, random coworker Debbie! Cockroaches were killed in the making of this program. 

We discuss our future as creative geniuses, contemplate our legacies, and try to discern the metaphysical underpinnings of what makes a thing real or fake.

Ships. Ocean floor. 3 million!?!?!  Happy halloween goys.  Cha boy edited post halloween.  Keep the spirit alive.  See you next week!