The Lawn Boiz

George hosts the newest installment of every goy's favorite game. Sigmund and John chant "nope" together. Ian talks baseball. Sigmund prays. Heroic editor George has cut out all audio problems, so should be smooth listening for you.

The boiz split hosting duties. Ian performs a pope or nope. George riddles in the dark. Sig questions life. John is present.

Season five resumes after a seven month hiatus! George tries to host as tensions boil over. Is this anarchy a symbol of the crumbling podcast? Can Sigmund show some respect for once? What is the United Nations, anyway?

George leads the guys through a second edition of pope or nope, inspired by the upcoming Paris Olympics! We plan Ian's murder. John eats dinner.

The Boiz discuss morning routines and get into character.

The boys test their knowledge on baseball, papal names, Futball, and Olympic Atheletes. Sigmund should have won

Take a walk through the orchard with these four fruity guys as they discuss finance in the 1500s, automobiles, and crown the GOAT fruit.

The gang gets back to-get-her one last time before heading off to their doom. John reaches Nirvana, George gets trapped inside a heart-shaped box, Ian pilots a Stone Temple, and Sig just does what he does best.

George hosts this episode in which the boys imagine their retirement. Sig, Ian, and John remind him how a snake draft works. Sig fails on his end of a contract. Should he be disbarred? You decide.

In this Episode, Chaos reigns as ambivalence seizes the host, John is thrown off his axis, George struggles to be funny, and Ian is a Halloween genius.

George host's our halloween special, asking the other guys trivia about the beloved holiday. I hope you enjoy this one, and may your days be filled with rice.

AI takes over our wretched lives. When worlds collide, you can run But no can hide! When worlds collide, you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand, I'll be your guide when worlds collide Buckle, buckle, buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide when worlds collide When worlds collide When worlds collide, it's a...

The Boiz discuss taxes, Bounty Hunting, and AI

Season 4 is here! This isn't actually the first episode we recorded this fall, but has Sig published his episode? No. Does Sig even care about his friends? Probably not. Is Sigmund some kind of psychopath slash devil-worshipper? Likely. Enjoy this episode hosted by George!

The birthday boy demands that his jesters (all of whom are named Tom Fool) entertain him with jokes and segments. He invites you all to listen.

The boiz discuss traffic, empty gas tanks, and the origin of common phrases.

We still have a podcast goys! We do another draft in this one, fantasizing about our dream vacations. George hosts. Stay tuned until the end for a special, extra-long update of what we've been up to recently. Emma Watson makes an unlikely appearance.

The gang discuses finance and drafts their perfect National Park

John, George, and Sig co-host for the first time in Lawnboiz history. They contemplate a would you rather and play some games, while doing the most to prove they're not as dumb as they appear.

Listener beware: This episode is sped up for comedic effect. The gang discusses baked goods and what to do if you win the lottery.

The boiz discuss not being around, dying wishes, and which door is best.

George leads this podcast recorded on 9.11.22. He asks the boys some trivia from our own history as a podcast to mark our two year anniversary! Sigmund freaks out as usual. Enjoy!

The boiz discuss who they want to open their hearts to, Ticks and tricks, and their recent Bachelor Party experience.

On this episdoe John is comparable to a bear sh--ing in the woods, George is slow roasted in a dehydrator, and Ian questions his wide knees.

In this episode the Cheif's choke because of John's tiny throat.