The Lavender Dungeon

After a brief discussion about Shiny Floods, the crew begin to explore Fuzzlehelm before the Tournament. Mr E and Kitten go shopping for useful items while Delma finds things she can steal. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.instagr...

A much needed long rest has helped the crew regroup and decide on a common goal: The Fuzzlehelm Tournament. The ship ride takes a sudden turn when an unexpected guest requests to board. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.c...

Vote for Kris to be the next Top Host here: https://tophost.org/2026/kristopher-barsanti Other options for titles for this episode include Mild Torture, Mutual Preening, Do I Still Have to be a Penguin, and Horrendously Interrogate. Nothing says teamwork and proficiency like separating without a plan then wondering where things went wrong. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheL...

Vote for Kris for Top Host below: https://tophost.org/2026/kristopher-barsanti This episode, Mr E and Kitten go undercover disguised as Poppy and Daisy Valenbird in an attempt to access Sir Valenbird's funds at the casino. Delma tests her pickpocketing skills while their dear captain tests his constitution against greatest challenge of them all: intimacy. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠...

The crew finds a key witness in their investigation ends up providing more than just his statement. Their late night plans involve a Neverending Story, flirtatious dancing, and posing as sisters. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.i...

How to Get Away with Murder meets D&D in this mystery adventure. Esquire Prettybird has sent the party to investigate the tavern and the Valenbird Estate. So naturally the crew heads to a treehouse and then the morgue. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Inst...

Esquire Prettybird Esq summons her son and his crew to assist in a new case. A wealthy bird in town has been birdered and a young elf known for his sticky fingers stands trial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew is introduced to Esquire Prettybird and her group of fawning men in hopes of refilling their gold stash. Then the players face off against their worst enemy, a puzzle. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelav...

Our stopover at Keycayatoll Island is finally coming to an end, at least for now. Bajob, Gus, and Razz have joined the crew of The Blowhard as they set sail for Captian Gaywad's hometown of Dilbogdon. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://...

Our adventurers drive deeper into the mine where they dig up evidence of something hidden that requires a tune to be played. If only they had someone in the party who could locate map pieces... wish you were here Shiny. Then a fight night in the pits featuring a stellar satyr has Mr E flexing his megalomaniac muscles with the rest of the crew. "Pardon me, M'lady." Find out more about our show: Pat...

The crew continues explores the mines of Keycayatoll island and talk to NPCs that have a history with The Succubus. Mr E leads the charge after a journal entry reveals something may be hidden nearby. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://w...

Overthrowing a matriarchy isn't easy, but Mr E is ready to try. It takes a real man to be a good guy, especially when the rest of the crew just want to leave this island. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelavenderd...

A quick stopover at Keycayatoll Island has turned into several side quests including procuring new decorations for the ship, making friends on the black market, and potentially overthrowing the entire government. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram...

After an intense battle, The Blowhard is in desparate need of repairs. Unfortunately the only place nearby is the dangerous Keycayatoll Island. The crew will need to navigate this perilous land without upsetting the locals. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠...

The battle at sea rages on. We pick up right where we left off with Discord Kitten shrinking the enemy ship and everyone aboard. The crew will need to fight hard to save their ship from sinking while keeping each other alive before it's too late. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

Batten down the hatches, man the cannons, and drop the anchor! A large ship is on their tail so the crew of The Blowhard prepares for battle. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelavenderdungeon/⁠⁠ D&D Retreat - https...

Hundreds of bells have been investigated, only 40 more to go. Through some generous purchases and Mr E sweet-talking a priest, the party tries to uncover the map piece amongst the sacred bells hidden away from the public. It must be here somewhere... unless they didn't solve the clue correctly. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.g...

The Blowhard docks at a familiar location in Flamemerehere. Captain Prettybird and his crew learn more of their former party member Shiny before searching the Air Temple for a clue within the hundreds of bells. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Instagram -...

Captain Prettybird searches the local market for a good deal or a bit of secret information on the upcoming tournament while Delma takes a more analytical approach to finding out information from tournaments past. Mr E and Kitten go to battle against Quaylyn V and a tea shop. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouT...

Captain Prettybird has an important decision regarding the power dynamic within the crew. Delma and Kitten use their stealth and persuasion to outsmart an amphitheater employee while Mr E plots his revenge on Quaylyn V. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeon⁠⁠ Ins...

The Blowhard has landed at Shimmermuff and tensions are still high between the crew. Quaylyn V tries to bring everyone together over breakfast and wine before the party continues their quest looking for a seaman sipping tea. ' Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thelavenderdungeo...

Quaylyn 5 and Captain Prettybird have a one-on-one meeting where a special power is offered. Once the crew reunites, they set sail for where they believe the next map piece is but not before Mr E almost starts a battle while the ship is still docked. Find out more about our show: Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTube - ⁠⁠https://www.youtub...

Remember that guy we picked up near the water temple? Wonder what happened to him? How easy it is to forget about one of your own party members. I'm sure someone has seen him around. He's probably fine. Did you know Mr E can speak kelp? It's all in the tongue, just remember to roll your le-le-le-le-le's Patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/TheLavenderDungeon⁠⁠ Discord - ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/mmXJZAvVmg⁠⁠ YouTub...

We return from our winter break with the continuation of the search for pirate treasure. Mr E, Delma Artin, Richard Gaywad Prettybird Jr, and Discord Kitten have fought their way out of The Spiral's grasp for now and now return to their home realm with new found power in the form of specially crafted gifts. Is Mr E's curse broken or have the party made a very powerful enemy in the library? Patreon...

The journey in the storybook called Picturesque Perfect continues as our players investigate whatever entity is causing the problems in this small mountain town. Mayor Tpanz and Leslie Roy have grabbed a new tree from the Fir Box Tree Farm and now it's up to Casey Chablis and Firefighter Stan to figure out what secrets hide at the inn. Get ready for a chilly battle, ridiculous NPCs, and a D&D batt...