The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica

Hey Lurid Listeners! Here's a yummy story taken from The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica, just in time for your holiday weekend! Please support the KMQ, check out these hot audiobooks and more in our  Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1 Edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by Ros...

Originally published in May of 2015 Shelby is just your average slut looking for the right bronco rider to satisfy her. But, yet again, another lover is walking away when he finds he can't keep up with Shelby's feisty desires. Poor Shelby finds herself all alone in her father's stables during monsoon season–well, if you don't count her new desert-bred Arabian, who strangely wants to be the only "m...

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today's KMQ episode is HOT! HOT! HOT! And, it's lovingly dedicated to my husband--the sexy man who has provided me with countless moments of steamy inspiration. This one's for you, Big Daddy.                            "Another shipping crate came in the overnight drop box of the antique shop and Lucy can barely wait to read it. This is the fourth ancient journal to m...

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today, I'm treating you to another #FanFiction tale. I wrote this one back in 2010 and it was inspired by the crime drama show *dun-dun!*, Law & Order: SVU.  I hope you enjoy!  

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! I hope the weekend treated you all well. This week's DreamTime episode features a dream I had back in 2004 and is inspired by true events where I had taken a short video of myself doing something "spicy" in the bedroom, all alone, just for Big Daddy. As always, we ask you to support our KMQ show by purchasing one of our many Erotica Anthology audiobooks listed on Audi...

Panties are for Amatures It's Raynaldo's fault...  He's awakened something inside his wife that has her body reeling and begging for more. Anytime, anywhere, no matter what she's doing. But there is one teensy-weensy problem... Jenny Lou does not want to see it coming. She wants the surprise of a lifetime, but can Raynaldo pull it off? And can Jenny Lou control her desire so that the surprise is e...

I'd like to thank  Malin James  for writing the story "Bound/Unbound" just for the KMQ Lurid listeners. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers and is one of the many super talented writers featured in the audiobook "The Big Book of Orgasms".  Malin can be found at  http://malinjames.com/ Twitter-  @MalinMJames   For More Aural Pleasure go to  our  Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLib...

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! Today's #DreamTime episode contains light taboo. This dream came to me on April 1st, 2013. It is incomplete, as the dream only came to me in chunks and flashes rather than the usual beginning/middle/end style. However, as I read this dream, you'll also hear a few injected writer's notes along the way, showing my process of  "maybe's," as I originally logged the dream...

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! *Just a small warning: there is an element of nonconsent in this dream, so if that isn't for you, not to worry. I'll get you on the next episode. Having said that, I would encourage you to give the episode a try. If you are okay with nonconsent stories like Dracula, this one might be enjoyable too. Today's episode is a full story that's based on a Minotaur dream that...

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! While Carl Weathers does not play a role in today's #DreamTime, I'd like to dedicate this episode to him. In my younger erotic fantasies, two of Carl's characters showed up prominently. First was his incredibly passionate and athletic Apollo Creed . Second was his character Dillon in the Predator movie--though his 'bad-guyness' was conflicting. We'll miss you, Carl W...

It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests have arrived! The mansion's renowned gunslinger, enjoys a particular brand of violence with, in private sessions. Wineman House's loathsome handyman, Ben, has been slingin' back whiskey all morning. Dove Song is featured in In Medias Res: You in the Midst of Things Edited by  Rose Caraw...

Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners! It's a joy to read you yet another erotic dream from my Dream Journal. Today's dream is one that I had fairly recently, involving a glory hole. When you are done listening to the episode, go have a look at CzechFantasy.com, where I first saw the videos referenced in my dream. Maybe you'll see something there that tickles your fantasy too. This genre really hit a chor...

Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners! For today's episode, I read two back-to-back night terrors I had this past November. I also retell a couple of repetitive night terror dreams I had as a kid. There is a bit of violence in these dreams, including cannibalism and weaponry, so be prepared. Then, I read a blip of a conversational-type dream that I had back in 2014 with a guy sporting an admirable mullet....

Welcome back, Lurid Listeners! Superheroes are spectacular fun, aren't they? And, though I suffer from superhero movie fatigue, my erotic side just will not listen, lol! In today's dream, I am a very cat-like Cat Woman, performing a routine (not singing) on American Idol with Superman, Thor, Aquaman, and Simon Cowell on the judges' panel. And, speaking of superheroes, I've got a Hulk dream & a Sup...

Happy New Year, Lurid Listeners! I've got three dreams to share with you today. First, we begin with a dream I had back in 2017 that includes an interesting endnote regarding reincarnation. Then, I'll take you to an apocalyptic time where I meet a beautiful woman in bandanas who's carrying a secret, and who reveals that she knows my secret. And, last, I've got a short and tame "ravishment" dream t...

It's 1880. Your Mistress has been dead a year. It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests are to arrive soon--their bids have been placed. You know that promise means denying your pleasures and predilections, as well as losing the girls you've grown to care for--especially Mae, your feisty, freckled love, and Martha, your devote...

Welcome to DreamTime #4, Lurid Listeners! For a few days now, I've been thinking about this dream. I think I have a fuller story that needs to be written from it, or maybe you can take a crack at it. I woke up incredibly amorous after this one. This dream felt like it was packed with texture and exquisite sexual angst, as I (an apparent tree nymph?) was on a mission (with 666 rats by my side) to c...

Happy Holidays, Lurid Listeners! As promised, here's another "Dream Time" episode featuring a group of dreams I had on November 16th, 2023. While this episode isn't exactly holiday-themed, the first dream does guest star Bruce Willis! The second dream has a few unwanted spiders, and the third takes place in an office building, where a coffee boy gets a little underfoot, and an office girl really n...

Welcome Back, Lurid Listeners! DreamTime episode number two is here! Today, I'm reading two dreams from my journal, and both feature famous people, including a loosely-themed Christmas dream with Leonardo DiCaprio & Kevin Bacon, and another dream featuring Stephen King, and Joe Hill. Please support the KMQ Erotica Podcast by checking out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library: http://bi...

Rose's erotic dreams in their rawest form. Unfiltered and unedited. Read to you directly from her journals. For privacy, however, the names of friends and family will be altered (except for dreams where her husband, Big Daddy , appears). BUT when it comes to movie stars or other "famous" figures, all bets are off— their names will remain, as they often play an integral part in her dreamscapes. So,...

Kit McIntyre is the best Shakespearean actor of his generation, and he's your husband. He commands the stage with every performance while you, his biggest cheerleader, stay in the dressing room with Odonte, a handsome, worldly man...and your best friend. Odonte has many stories to tell, in particular, a provocative tale about your illustrious husband. Odonte is featured in In Medias Res: You in th...

He's at your doorstep, and he's not supposed to be. What you both feel is very real, and it impels you to come together again and again. It's a tangled mess--obsession, moral conflict, knowing there's no future with him. But, hard as you try, there's just no getting around the undeniable passion you both feel. Last time was supposed to be the last time. Under the Landslide is featured in In Medias...

Trust is the foundation of any relationship, one couple has taken it to a whole new level. They've explored every corner of their deepest desires and uncovered hidden passions, all through the power of roleplay. They've faced fears and vulnerabilities, and in the process, forged a bond that's unbreakable. But when they invite a long-time friend to join in on the action, they're about to take thing...

A young man gets his final lesson from teacher in... Featured in In Medias Res: You in the Midst of Things Edited by Rose Caraway Please support the KMQ, check out these hot audiobooks and more in our  Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1 Edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol....

Wayward Drift by  Allen Dusk Give the gift of fantasy! Erotica For Men and the Women Who Love Them 25 Bold Sex Stories Featured in The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1 The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by  Rose Caraway   The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 Here! Introduction music by  Vyvch .