The Journey with Kirsty & Simon

Kirsty and Simon are back after a weeks sabbatical and Episode 10 is a rollercoaster of updates, revelations, and the kind of random tangents that make you wonder how they ever stay on topic. Kicking things off, we get the Kirsty Update—she’s been living her best life, probably sipping tea from a mug that says “Boss Lady” while plotting world domination. Meanwhile, Simon´s update reveals he’s been...

Season 6, Episode 9 of The Journey with Kirsty and Simon kicks off a bit heavy—think Simon’s existential crisis meets Kirsty’s caffeine withdrawal, but don’t worry, we lighten the load quick. Ever wondered what a lamb’s got to do with Easter? Neither did we... Then we plunge into the new Disney Snow White movie—spoiler: Simon’s got big opinions, while Kirsty’s just here for the apples. Speaking of...

Buckle up for another wild ride with Kirsty and Simon as they dive into a chaotic mix of life’s quirks, rants, and random revelations! This week, the duo kicks things off with Bellend Monday, unloading their frustrations about the week’s most irritating characters—because who doesn’t need a good vent to start the week? From there, they explore the Let Them Theory, debating whether it’s better to l...

Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual brew of banter, mulling over lots of things as usual, some interesting, some guesthouse, some inane! Kirsty kicks off with Sundays—why the slow, cozy haze? Is it roast dinners or the weather that makes it? Simon rambles on about something or other about drinking habits until they call it a day. Head of Security, Derik, shines by alerting them to guest arr...

Buckle up, Journeyers, because this week’s episode is a wild ride through late check-ins, cloudy eyes, and a citrus showdown for the ages! Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual chaos, and things kick off with Kirsty inexplicably acknowledging that she repeats EVERYTHING Simon says—like, everything. “Pass the mic,” says Simon. “Pass the mic,” echoes Kirsty. Meanwhile, employee Clive’s cataract...

Join Kirsty and Simon for another wild ride on The Journey ! In this episode, we’re diving into the chaos of the Unlikely Beige Uniform—because who knew beige could be so fabulous? We check into The Rat Ritz (yes, it’s as glamorous as it sounds) and debate whether The Lady Cave is just juvenile or secretly genius. Plus, big news: Our Afternoon Tea is finally live on the website - grab your scones...

In this weeks episode, Kirsty and Simon are back from a short sojourn to Liverpool where unsurprisingly it wasn´t very warm, and where they also discovered a quite amazing restaurant. They discuss lots of things to do with the B&B including new Spanish government required guest reservation info and lots of Afternoon Tea choices. There is an update on the Hair and Body Wash saga and a chat abou...

This week, Kirsty has a new assistant and boy, does she feel special! This podcast appears to more famous than Joanne and Vogues My Therapist Ghosted Me, Simon is concerned as it seems Kirsty has moved on already, first guests have been and gone, and is the Langham Hotels´ cream tea just a bit much? This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way. Ki...

This week Kirsty brings out her inner Kris Jenner, Simon didn´t realise that he was feeling a bit anxious, Cream Teas are making a comeback at Casa KiSi, Simon reveals how large things are, they crown their January 2025 employee of the month and Kirsty is proper chuffed that the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills (RHOBH) have copied her choice in table lamps. This season 6 expect more opinions, mor...

Welcome back one and all to The Journey With Kirsty and Simon and Season 6.... Can you believe it? This season expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way. This episode is filled with bad guest behaviour, birthday cake wishes, all the seasonal changes for Casa KiSi, and they discuss "Amanda and Alan´s Spanish Job" available now on BBC iPlayer, all in all a "ro...

It´s the last episode of Season 5 and Kirsty and Simon are in the KiSimas Christmas spirit helped along with a couple of rum and cokes. They muse over when is a cake not a cake, will Amazon actually deliver to Casa KiSi now, it might be a buffet but that doesn´t mean it´s a posh one, should they have a staff photo, and Simon decides he is never going in Mercadona again, at least until Saturday...!...

This week Kirsty and Simon have just said goodbye to their last guests of the season and how cathartic it has been because of who they were! With just KiSimas and all that entails in front of them, they briefly talk about a fleeting trip to London, what´s coming up in December at Casa KiSi, they reminisce a little about Friday Night Wine Club and Simon has been searching on Amazon for a new Barry....

There is nothing at all on Kirsty´s podcast list this week as she has just been too busy to write anything down, so they end up talking more than they normally do! Kirsty went to Gibraltar, Simon went to a stag do, when is a baby shower not a baby shower, are we all losing our empathy, who really benefits from a surprise, there is a something a bit fishy going on and book nooks! Catch up every wee...

Kirsty has had a weekend of running the B&B on her own as Simon has been off on his golf trip with the boys... How did she get on? They both have a chat about reviews as Kirsty has had a go at reviewing somewhere, a small menu update!!, another Kirsty recommendation that has Simon glazing over and guests from Israel who loved a British cup of tea, or did they? Catch up every week with Kirsty &...

Well.... it all gets a bit deep and meaningful towards the end of the pod so strap in and get comfortable! In other news, Kirsty and Simon talk about peas, again, hiking, again, Christmas, again. Simon was all excited with the storms not realising quite how bad they were, Kirsty has a recommendation or two, a new addition to the Casa KiSi team, a tray doesn´t have to be plastic and does Simon need...

We are into late October now and Kirsty & Simon are really busy still as they chat about repeat guests and having a family in the upstairs suite! They have discovered a pastime that appeals to both their character traits but with no time to do it, Simon makes sure everyone knows he doesn´t have a G&T, they launch a Kisimas version of their classic Sunday Lunch LIVE coming to Casa KiSi for...

Kirsty and Simon get into a right pickle this week when Kirsty decides she wants to go to Wrexham and bedlam ensues, Simon discusses how getting brownie points is like 1st degree murder, Kirsty has a recommendation before going on about ducks again and apparently Simon needs to dig the fig tree up! Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&B along wi...

This week, Kirsty and Simon have just come back from a short sojourn to Ireland and we hear all about their little adventure, they had some recent guests stay on a recommendation which brings with it it´s own challenges, Simon has some exciting news to share and with the merch arriving is it time for the online shop to come alive? Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all...

Kirsty and Simon are back after missing a week because they just couldn´t fit it into their busy schedules. Simon is right on the case with his golf manifestation, Kirsty has a proposition for him that brings out his anxious dwarf, wedding bells are ringing once again at Casa KiSi, they talk about their busy upcoming December plans and also have a right chinwag about superstitions. Catch up every...

They are both tired in this weeks episode as Kirsty was waiting for Simon to get in after a gig so didn´t get to sleep until way after her 9pm curfew! However, they still manage to talk about Olly, Clive, and Janet, the staff, why does Derik love Melon so much, the possibility of Central heating and Simon reckons they should start a go fund me page for the driveway. Oh, and they also manage to tal...

Lots of random stuff discussed by Kirsty and Simon this week, including a new family member at Casa KiSi, is suet really suet if it isn´t Atora, korma stuffed dumplings, would Simon ever get a tattoo, the guesthouse is very international this week and KiSimas party tickets are on the website!! Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&B along with an...

This week Kirsty and Simon are off hiking so that Kirsty can make her knee better, Simon reveals how he can walk under a shirehorse without bending over, Kirsty discusses a conversation she had with their guests about peoples perception of each other and surely they haven´t changed the menus again, have they?? Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&am...

Kirsty and Simon are back after an enforced two week break because their mixing desk broke, with Kirsty having both a recommendation and a non-recommendation this episode. Apparently they have some new condiments being delivered to the B&B, information is forthcoming about all things Casa KiSimas, they talk about their recent airing on A New Life In The Sun, Where Are They Now on Channel 4, an...

Kirsty kicks off this week by talking about the menopause and how no-one talks about it, some B&B guests have got under Simon´s skin, they have a chat about the Olympics and what they would both be medal contenders in, Simon commits a mortal sin in the bedroom, and they are back on the tv in A New Life In The Sun, Where Are They Now this week! Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as the...

This week, Simon & Kirsty are recording in the fresh air again, just outside Kirsty´s lady cave! Some exciting news regarding their episode of A New Life In The Sun, Where Are They Now, which goes out on Channel 4 shortly, Kirsty insists on talking about death a lot, Simon has his first ever massage, it´s very hot, and Kirsty discovers Madrid is closer to them than she thought...! Catch up eve...