The Jackson Two

Listen, sometimes you edit an episode, and then you accidentally become important at work and it ruins your life, and then you forget what the episode was about by the time you find the action points to publish it. Enjoy!   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the fo...

🎶 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm the Oracle, burpin' green when I talk Prophecies in the attic warm I've been mummified since you were born🎵   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a...

What does a summer camp do in winter? When will Saint Sally get the SLIGHTEST consideration from her terrible god-son? And CAN she overnight some sinus meds to PJ?   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and d...

While the kids are exposed to dangerous levels of Kenergy, we discover William’s elemental weakness, have YET ANOTHER argument about magnets, and discuss the perils inherent in perching above Seattle with a katana as a public mental healthcare model   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you...

PJ and the crew meet YET ANOTHER GOD, William needs to dial 411 to learn what 411 is, and wait, Zebras are HOW big?!   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive presho...

ABC tries out for the rugby team, William remembers Southland Tales fondly, Isaac wants to see👏the👏monkey👏, and SO HELP ME STORE-BRAND GOD I'M GONNA FIND THAT CRICKET OR DIE TRYING   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com...

We realize that Camp Half-Blood is basically the Jedi Council in a BAD way, William takes Casey to task for pronouncing a fake word correctly, and a first-of-its-kind event demands celebration!   Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.p...

The electrified, enwebulated, mystery-boxingest finale of this interstitial season! BE THRILLED OR BE BILLED!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If...

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IMMORTAN CALEB   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a st...

With apologies to Mike D and hopes they'll keep until he's back from the dead   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To build sweet-ass go-karts   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Who dat goatm'n? Where'd that lifeguard get chlorine-proof blue hair dye? AND WHERE THE CUSS DID MR. D PUT THE PAYROLL FILES, CHIRON HAS TO DO HIS TAXES.   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! A...

The finale of The Sea Of Monsters , brought to you live from the beach that makes you old!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Clarisse gets what's coming to her, PJ gets some advice from a snake, and the Donut Hydra has a job interview!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a s...

PONIES TO MEET YOU, FLORIDA, as Luke is in the mood for ribs and Maury has some BIG NEWS for Chiron!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

The gang wash ashore in the Land of Golden Girls, Luke accidentally becomes a reality TV star at the worst possible moment, and William finally tells us what unforgivable thing England did to him!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus conten...

The stage is set for the FINAL SHOWDOWN between our two favorite cyclopes, William derides the public's ability to enjoy a Cuban sandwich the right way, Isaac SAYS A CUSS, and Casey remains a shockingly vocal Polyphemus apologist for POSSIBLY THE LAST TIME!   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic f...

Listen nothing I can say here will prepare you for Southland Tales, or indeed for the three of us talking about Southland Tales. Just chop off your thumbs, put on your favorite Boxer Santaros movie, and aim at something you won't miss.   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exc...

ENGAGE ATTACK PLAN MACEDONIA, ARM THE ANCIENT GREEK PUNS, AND DAMN THE CYCLOPES.   Find us on www. ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

PJ and the gang book a ticket to Toon Town, Population: HIJINX.  DOES Polyphemus have any discount codes for his Etsy shop we could use?  What IS a goat if not a large rabbit?  And WHEN will William kill the douche buzzing their bike up and down his street while SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO RECORD???  There's only one way to find out!  (L--it's to list--you need to listen to the episode, that's the w...

TAKE me down to the shipwreck graveyard, where the grass is seaweed and the girls are HYPNOTIC and/or tied to the mast, but in fairness that's the one we brought with us. WILL Annabeth achieve her dream of constructing a Neo-Mannahatta and the far wilder, more outlandish goal of having a stable, functional family? CAN Percy protect her from herself AND handle Joan Jett dunking on him in his dreams...

COME ON IN, WE'VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. You've selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we've lined up a whole slate of activities for you, such as: -Nutritional Evaluation and Gradual Glamification Including New Garments -Non-optional waxing session (turtles provided) -Our famous celery buffet, with entertainment provided by the world-famous Teachin' Ed & His Cavy Choir -O...

Steamboat shenanigans get OUT OF HAND AND INTO GIANT MOUTH as PJ and his reluctant crew struggle for their own lives and that of the S.S. The Confederacy Were Racist Cowards! CAN we stop playing Resident Evil 4 long enough to actually record the episode? HOW many drops can one editor fit into a single Audacity file? And WHICH long-dead fast-food option did we accidentally resurrect with A SAUCY VE...

Percy applies for a small business loan, Annabeth refuses to check her biclops privilege, we trade POWERFUL PANCAKE SECRETS, and a special preview of the new story in Meowtlaw Country, my long-running fanfiction series about the stray cats in my neighborhood!   Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomag...

So, listen, SOMETIMES a Y2K happens and two episodes get their chips chomped EVEN THOUGH THE CLOUD IS A THING. When this happens, three friends have to put aside their differences, make ready the jazz gummies, and grumpily re-record them. So come on in, scrumble yourself up some of the blue soup of friendship, and listen for the secret recipe I hid in one of the dumb joke-drops!   Find us on Twitt...