The Jackie and Laurie Show

This week on the show, both Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggest instead of looking at a problematic joke thief, look at me! Jackie assesses the gross pairing of crypto and comedy. Plus, Laurie doesn’t make comments on men’s obsessions. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Ja...

This week on the show, things don’t matter anymore. Or at least that’s how it feels sometimes. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does not have enough sweat material to cover for hot stage lights. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to remember the name of Rhoda’s friend. (Spoiler: she means Julie Kavner) Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the ep...

This week on the show, the part of Laurie Kilmartin will be played by Maria Bamford. We hope this is an acceptable substitution. We apologize for any inconvenience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Maria (@mariabamfordcomedy) discuss skimming memoirs. Maria chat about her preferences in getting paid, but is always happy to be wrong. Plus, if you want to hire Maria, she has a 12 hour day max. Subscribe...

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) endured hours of clown improv to support a friend. She saw things no one should see and she couldn’t “nope” her way out of it. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets irate and throws around the term “You Walnut Creek b*tch!” It’s a party! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the cha...

This week on the show, the ladies (@jackiekashian and @anylaurie16) debate whether to quit a book. Are you getting what you paid for by finishing it, or are you paying twice if you finish a book you hated? Plus, they are horrified by young men who are forced into cockfighting, literally. Plus, can you fathom the horror of watching improv for HOURS?! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star r...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) offended Jackie (@jackiekashian) for having the nerve to describe her as a booker, just because she runs a show. Security guards politely ask us to surrender the flowers. Plus, a thrilling story about dice… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and La...

This week on the show the ladies (@jackiekashian and @anylaurie16) discuss the etiquette for going on a crying jag during a customer service call. They accurately describe Kalshi as a real cash cow for bad guys. Plus, hey… if you know, you know… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie Y...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) recounts to us comedy condos where the iron is chained to the wall. Some might debate how much that iron was being used by the comics of that era. Laurie (@anylaurie16) discusses the explosion of emergency podcasts that came along with the news that Harry and Megan are moving back to England. Plus, we watch Laurie pull rank on Jackie as they discuss th...

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) goes to court and an eavesdropper got to hear her and some fellow comics chat about which club has the best parking. They discuss recognizing the flowery and f*cking obviously language used by ChatGPT. They poke some hole in biblical story telling. Plus, if it is a victimless crime to say someone looks like a grandma then why does Jackie (@jackiekashian)...

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) has returned to the states and the romance of moving to Europe is not what it once was. Turns out sitting on trains with no air condition makes her reassess some of her thoughts on American heating and cooling systems. Jackie did a show with five Armenians. And if you add up the fractions of Armenian each comic was, you actually get one full blooded Arme...

This week’s episode features ALL the blood! Everybody’s mouths are bleeding and that’s not ideal when you publicly speak for a living. Laurie (@anylaurie16 recounts to Jackie (@jackiekashian) more of the highs and lows of comedy in England. She’s finding her rhythm and giving the audience the opportunity to suss her out. We also get an update on the Nigerian elevator man… Subscribe to the podcast,...

This week we go intercontinental as Jackie chats from California Laurie during her run of shows in London. Foggy London town has been both cruel and kind to Ms Laurie. She’s learned the gamet of show vibes can go from loose alt comedy shows to something that could be described as “200% More British”.  But she also gave a hot Nigerian man her whatsapp! Meanwhile, Jackie relates her own travel woes...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) gets a fresh wave of hate from Facebook. At first they thought she was just a woman, but after finding out she’s also a comedian, they came with renewed vigor! Meanwhile, if you invite Jackie out to eat, understand, she would like to go to a place and sit down. Like a Christian. Plus, they explore the unique position a comedy show MC has in handling bad...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been nominated for 2 emmys! She has never won an Emmy before because if she did, we’d have heard about it on the show. Jackie has a desperate race to find parking for a show and decides some parking spots are illegal for a reason. Plus, did you know “produce” is just a fancy word for "vegetable"? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating...

Welcome back to your favorite podcast for travel stories! This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her Odyssey back from New York. She’d complain, but Jet Blue gave Laurie her current closer and that’s a priceless gift. Jackie’s next show has an insane line up. We’d also like to pitch that the 4th of July should always be on a Thursday… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and rev...

This week on the show the ladies dissect the way upspeak affects joke telling. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) that Subway has never done her wrong. They also remind comics that sometimes it is perfectly acceptable to do an impression of yourself… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on T...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has been stomping around in the exact way she swore she would never. Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some new jokes that are starting to work but are not “Hermosa Ready” yet. Plus, do you know how expensive it is to get merch made if you don’t want toddler-made Belacavas?! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help t...

Laurie (@anylaurie16) wonders why she's perceived as "vegan" despite never being one. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and her siblings each find success differently: Jackie is rich with lore, the others with loot. Plus, congratulations to those comedy connoisseurs who discover us, because we are being kept secret. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up th...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) regales us with a classic story of her midwestern martyrdom. Laurie (@anylaurie16) has possibly gotten too old for situations where you have to keep using the word “technically”. They both try to remember the last name of a gentleman they know as The Good Bobby. And just when you think the podcast is done, you realize it was really done eight minutes...

This week's episode Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) is gonna tell you three stories at once. One story about writing against the cruel white page. Another story involves sequin dresses and “cabaret” comedy. And the last, well, the last isn't actually a story, it's just show dates... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the char...

This week’s episode isn’t coming out so much as escaping! Through tech errors and spiritual erosion we still bring you the kind of inside info you can’t get anywhere else. For example, were you aware that there is an Olympics specifically for people who use steroids? Do you think that exists and Laurie Kilmartin doesn’t take a look? Plus, Jackie’s new notebook is already filling up. Notebook Tip:...

This week on the show, the ladies, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16), discuss the unique trend of a long string of Lisas working in comedy club management nationwide. Mind. Blown. They observe the phenomenon of the “wheels guy”, the kind of guy who will tell you a story of how something got wheels, and as he tells it to you, you know none of it is true. Weird dudes. Plus, Jackie is...

This week, the show is almost undone by an Alexa! But the podcast prevails, and as a reward, we learn Laurie's (@anylaurie16) bunions have returned with a vengeance! She's been self-consciously wearing some off-brand Crocs to ease her pain. Jackie (@Jackiekashian) is largely offended that Laurie is denying herself name-brand Crocs. Laurie also confesses her lack of a palate, a fact Jackie admits s...

This week on the show the ladies are in fine form as they chat about their week in comedy. Jackie (@jackiekashian) is considering adding balaclavas to her merch menu. Seems like a future proof product. Jackie also tries to be pro-Laurie (@anylaurie16) and it comes of feeling more creepy than supportive. Plus, if you join the choir it makes the mass shorter, and at a three hour Armenian mass, you'r...

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies are feeling nostalgic. They also explore an interesting conspiracy explaining why the American people are getting dumber. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) about the places she'd like to live once she's ready to die...Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Vide...