The Jack & Ash Show

It's Hankerween, and we're having a sinister mo-ment! Norsferateas and Gwendolyn are here to induldge in some particularly ghoulish chatter, including lime bike jousting, Carol Vorderman and her infamous rear, and a message from a fair maiden who nearly died while listening to the pod... A HUGE shoutout to Prangsta Costumiers for sponsoring this episode and letting us wear their AMAYZE out...

For any police officers watching this... mi luv sweet shops! It was a certain someone's birthday recently, and a weekend away in Margate went from whimsical celebrations to a mardy-bum sweet shop owner. Plus, be seated for a history class as we hanker on the wives of Henry VIII, and if they ever dabbled in skating... -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classi...

It's a Freaky Friday mo-ment! This week we have a lot of body-swap chat, and Ash has a thorough schedule for how she'd spend the day as Jake Sully's missus. Jack coins a new phrase off the top of his hat... I mean head, and we learn why Ash will have to block Dua Lipa!🫢 -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN...

Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics, Ash's sacred 'raisin time', and a response from the curry egg sandwich queen herself… Nosheen! -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection o...

After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift lists suck? Why does Jack have a chunky neck? And why oh WHY was Ash always so STICKY at school? # AD - Episode sponsored by L’Oreal Paris) L’Oreal Paris Filler HA & PDRN+ Serum is shoppable at Amazon (on a great...

Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least favourite airline and a cautionary tale to anyone who is ever thinking about waking up Jack Remmington. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to...

It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations regarding how amayzin Allen keys are and why anyone would want peas at a barbecue. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection...

It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile? Plus, there's a revelation around Paella that might rock the very foundations of the podcast. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check...

You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you certainly do (shock). Join Jack and Ash as they delve into the mysteriousness of 'everything shops', why they can never say "when" when it comes to parmesan cheese, and why minted peas...

Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives' feeling. There's also much hankering to do on the best ways to die and how amayze it is to have 'gay guy music video night'. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back...

Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out all the answers in today's episode, plus a good helping of chat about the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PL...

Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor Jack has been in the lab creating a very special twist on a classic. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZ...

There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's also much to discuss regarding revealing secrets on your death bed, how old is 'too old' to have a bunk bed, and the demise of the pigeon. VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOT...

After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has had a SHOCKER at a pub quiz, which results in Jack and Ash telling each other some much-needed home truths. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE...

Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough! There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull,...

Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic? VOTE FOR US AT TH...

ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man". Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out...

Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and...

What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them. There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to on...

There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our P...

There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear! Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patre...

After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now... There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/...

How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories... From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers.. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM?...

There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT. Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD AD...

Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism… It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one?? Want more Jack & Ash?...