The Jack and Marc Show

Jack and Marc delve into the ancient biblical craft of magic. Listen to how Hannibal made Elephants disappear. (Or wait, maybe that's in part 2).   They also use Gorilla Masks to escape the law.

Jack and Marc try to figure out how to clean the shit out of diapers for money. Failing that, they transform into Sanford & Son.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the invention of swimming.

Jack and Marc struggle in their latest business endeavour. owning a junk yard. They simply can't get the lingo down.

Jack and Marc tell the story of Jack and Marc, who open a Junk Yard. They are at a disadvantage because they don't know the proper lingo!!!

Jack and Marc reveal the secrets behind how weathermen get all the chicks.

Jack and Marc give the real story of Hannibal, and his trick of making elephants disappear.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the Battle of the Old South.   Song - Mother Earth, You Shook Me, You Gotta Move, Air on a Tape Loop

Jack and Marc give the history of one of the most famous pairs of sleuths, Head Cheese and Cheese Head Bronchitis, and their rivals, Dr. Maybe and Might Be, Anvil Head Browser, 

Jack and Marc give the REAL history of fire fighting, introducing such well known characters as Astro Plebis, Placenta Frank. Astro Thesis, Astro Clevis (the man who felt women's breasts should be separated), Archie Medes, lesser known brother of Acrhimedes, and the five Victors - who came up with the phrase "To the Victor goes the Spoils". (Of course they always argued about who invented it). The...

Jack and Marc give a TRUE account of the alternate legend of King Arthur - King Carl, a two dimensional man living in a three dimensional world. There's a little known connection between King Carl and Robin Hood - not that Robin Hood.   It's Carlian Legend.

Jack and Marc discuss the history of Jack's uncle, a hermit living in an abandoned Uniroyal Tire Manufacturing Plant.   They discuss the history of the Bible as written by Hutenberg, and the connected history of the Hill Billies, Hill Larries, Hill Barries and their cousins the Hill Berries.

Jack and Marc decipher unearthed scrolls to reveal the first detective of Ancient Egypt Foot Laurentian. Surprisingly, the scrolls were packed with jokes.   Coming off this hard work, they return from a well deserved vacation in Northern Manitoba. It's action packed, and they come back with new friends - Big Barnaby Wet Legs (aka Slosh Legs Fuck Head), his old girlfriend Effigy, and his new girlfr...

Jack and Marc give a how to lesson. How to get science funding.   In the second part, Jack and Marc discuss this history of computing, and the discovery of the Panama Canal.

Jack and Marc discuss the ancient history of public service announcements, from Jack's search for employment and his use of PSA's to find job (as a bank robber), back to the Neanderthals / homosapien Wars.  

Jack and Marc give and account of how the ancient Greeks created advertising, then, using that knowledge, figure out how to get funding of biblical science research, from Bill Gates!

Jack and Marc discuss the history of the modern monetary system, and how advertising keeps the big banks in power.

Jack and Marc explore the fall of Communism as more and more countries escape the clutches of Soviet Russia.

Jack and Marc learn the vernacular of Junk Yard dealers, following which they pay a visit to Cold Lake and discuss the rise of Lloyd and the Automotive Mafia.

Jack and Marc discuss the tragic history of Sparky T Dreamer. (Don't call him Sparko), from the loss of his vocal cords to the development of the "Pants on Fire" wonder weapon.

Jack gives Marc a history of how medicine evolved. In part 2, Jack and Marc explore and Egyptian Tomb.

Jack relates the story of his uncle, who became a wiseman, a hermit, entombed in an old, abandoned Uniroyal Tire Manufacturing Plant.   In Part two Jean Steinbeck, John's more famous brother, pays a visit, or rather his book, "The Wrathful Grapes" does.

Jack and Marc reenact the Viking Voyage to North America. You'll here from Big Fuck Eric and Marmalade  Scrapper   In Part II, Jack and Marc hide in the showing of God Father Part 38 to escape the ethanol family mobsters.

Jack and Marc discuss a possible reboot for the famed spy franshise.

Jack and Marc explore the history of Eastovia, Eastakovia and Eastavia, and how they left the USSR.