The Geek Down

The crew is back with sharp takes and no filter. The Vast of Night gets its flowers as a low-budget sci-fi masterclass, using slick long takes, period-perfect atmosphere, and two unknowns who absolutely carry the whole mystery on pure dialogue alone. Transformers: War for Cybertron gets broken down as the dark, brutal take on the Autobot-Decepticon civil war that longtime fans have been begging fo...

The squad comes through with straight takes and zero cap this round. Tremors: Shrieker Island is the best direct to video sequel this franchise has put out in twenty years, with Michael Gross back as Burt Gummer. Like bruh... WHY?? (to Burt, not Michael. A check is a check, we get it.) Truth Seekers is the quietest, driest, most charming horror comedy of its year, and it got absolutely done dirty...

We break down Vampires vs. The Bronx, which flips horror comedy by centering Bronx kids in a fight keeping the block safe from bloodsuckers. Then the chaos of Hoops , where a foul-mouthed coach makes ALL the bad decisions. The conversation turns petty with Neighbors Back From Hell , a game that makes ruining a neighbor's life a high art form. We cap it off with Impossible Space: A Space Hero , a m...

We are kicking things off with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 , which gets its proper recognition for leveling up the franchise with bigger action, the long-awaited arrival of Tails and Knuckles, and giving Jim Carrey the space to be Jim Carrey. We dive deep into the chaotic, hormonal madness of Human Resources , dissecting how this spin-off doubles down on the crude, unfiltered humor that the Big Mouth uni...

The crew comes through this week with flowers for some and smoke for others. We start by celebrating TMNT: Mutant Mayhem , a reboot that gets it right with scribbly, street-art animation, a soundtrack full of certified classics, and turtles who actually talk, joke, and panic like real bought eucharist. Then we take out the trash with Netflix's Captain Fall , an animated disaster pure and simple, w...

The squad is cracking open a treasure chest and dragging Tom Holland’s Uncharted into the spotlight. Then Patriotika lands on the table with ALL the unapologetic, larger-than-life heroine energy. It's a lot of dommy-mommy mythology to cram into one comic. We also get microscopic with the Pikmin-inspired Tinykin , proving once and for all whether or not size does matter! Finally, the Wu Assassins c...

This week it's weird little adventures returning big feelings. The Woman King stands tall on the big screen, and we speak on the fisticuffs. Bee and Puppycat are celebrating that lo-fi, pastel fever dream as the beautifully lazy chaos ramps up. Then... did someone say burn it to the ground? Spiderheck shows a little love to our 8-legged freaks/friends. And "See How They Run" tries to keep the myst...

The conversation is about to get unruly. Big Gold Brick gets put on blast for its weird energy and abject refusal to make sense. We calling out The Boys: Diabolical for taking the animated format and drowning it in bloodshed. We putting respect on the name of The Pirates: Last Treasure for prioritizing fun and spectacle over logic. And we step into the nightmare of Happy's Humble Burger Farm to ex...

We’re deep-diving into Ms. Marvel to see if Jersey City’s newest hero is really holding it down for these streets. Then to the Stranger Things Summer Special comic trade to see if Hawkins on paper still keeps that magic in the panels. And not just the superficial; we’re looking at the representation, the storytelling, and if these franchises are actually staying true to the fans.

We're throwing hands over some kaiju carnage, mobile addiction, and the wildest crossover on the shelves (toy aisle, let's keep it 100%). What will it take in the film Godzilla vs. Kong to finally settle it: date night or couples therapy? Then the mobile game Mr. Ninja Slicey Puzzles is a blade-happy brain teaser and the kind of game you play while missing your stop on the train. The crew then div...

We're talking the remake of White Men Can't Jump and the crew ain't coming to play nice this time, you might wanna take your ball and go home. Then we're strapping in for Fast X because at this point the laws of physics is just a vague suggestion. Seriously, how many crimes against gravity can one franchise commit? And finally, we're confessing our sins over Peacock's Mrs. Davis — yes, the one wit...

We're jumping from satire to sci-fi to psychedelic style — first, we’re docking at Billionaire Island to see if eating the rich tastes as good as advertised. Bring your hot sauce and your lime juice. Then we’re breaking down the alien-tech sci-fi spy flick Agent Revelation -- is the revelation a hidden gem or just a budget blackout. The chaos deepens with Batman: Soul of the Dragon , with grindhou...

Tap in for a wild mix of mystery, mayhem, and mess! First, we’re cracking open Mountainhead to see if this comic brings real survival tension and raw family drama, or if it gets lost somewhere in the woods with no signal. Then we’re getting our hands dirty with the mobile game Nobodies: Murder Cleaner , where the real challenge is figuring out why cleaning up crime scenes is so cathartic. And fina...

We're breaking down Superintelligence to see if the AI has more common sense than half the people in our timeline, then flipping through Belle Targeted Prey to debate whether this comic delivers the action, revenge, and twisted fairy-tale energy we know and love. And for those who think they've outgrown mystery-solving, we're diving into part 1 of The Hardy Boys to see if it's a worthwhile reboot...

The crew is back to drag everything you love through the mud, starting with Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar to see if those matching day-glo rompers really are just bingo-hall lingerie. . Then we're hoisting the Jolly Roger for A Man Among Ye , debating whether those pirates know how to handle their swords as well as advertised, or if their swash has no buckle. Next we're swapping cutlasses for...

This week, the laughs are biting back as the crew cracks open Renfield to see if Nicolas Cage as Dracula is a bloody masterpiece or just a bloody mess. Then it’s Quasi getting the full roast treatment -- does this medieval hunchback comedy from the Super Troopers crew carry that cult classic swag, or is it just limping behind the times? We discuss. And finally, we're diving into Get to the Orange...

This week, we're stepping into The Pit to break down Mortal Kombat Cage Match to see if solo Johnny Cage a champ or a chump, then surviving Zombietown —where the matinee is scarier than the zombies—and checking into The Continental , where the assassins have better manners than the TSA (though just as likely to grab your crotch).

On this next episode, we’re taking a three-stop trip through chaos: first up is The Meg 2 , where the we ask, “How many ways can one ignore physics?” and somehow keeps a straight face. Then we jump into Justice League: Warworld for DC’s animated pulpy, genre-hopping elseworlds setup, and see if it actually pays off. And we close out with Kizazi Moto , the animated anthology spotlighting futuristic...

We're talking Big Nunu’s Little Heist , where you learn you just don't mess with a mans stove! Then we visit Disney's Haunted Mansion , where ghosts, grief, gags, and ghouls take a backseat to stunt casting. And finally, Twisted Metal takes us on a post-apocalyptic joyride with Falcon at the wheel and a killer clown in the rearview.

This week, we're stacking three very different vibes and seeing which ones hold weight. First, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 — no typical Marvel hype here, just James Gunn doing what he do with the Guardians crew. Then we're getting into Sisu , a Finnish war film following a gold prospector who simply refuses to die. And finally, we're checking out Farzi , the Indian crime series about counterfei...

This week, we're taking three very different roads and seeing where they lead. First up, Gran Turismo — the true(ish) story about a gamer who actually became a professional race car driver. Then we check into Vacation Friends 2 , reuniting Marcus, Emily, Ron and Kyla, this time trading the resort for a wedding that goes exactly sideways. And finally, we're diving into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre m...

First up we deep-dive on Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves — no dice jokes or punchy puns, just Chris Pine in a heist movie that actually respects its source material. We're just as surprised as you are! Then we unpack Tetris, the video game origin story that's less about puzzles and more about Soviet bureaucracy/conspiracy/shenanigans. Finally, Agent Elvis gets the treatment — Matthew M...

The crew is coming in swinging this episode, with low blows and ear bites! Starting with Creed III to talk about Michael B. Jordan’s knockout directorial debut, the tension between brotherhood and betrayal, and why sometimes you've gotta let the homie from the hood stay his ass back there. Then things get weird with Cocaine Bear , because a drug-fueled bear tearing through the woods might be the m...

Zero filters on this one! We’re starting off with all the feels, breaking down I Wanna Dance with Somebody and debating if the movie did the legend Whitney Houston justice, or did the legend Whitney Houston dirty. Then, we’re diving into the beautiful trainwreck of Babylon —we gotta talk about Margot Robbie and that Hollywood party, y'all... excess, ambition, some sort of cuck situation... and tha...

We’re dissecting Thunder Force —trying to figure out if this superhero mess was comedy gold or just McCarthy and Spencer cashing a check. Then we’re switching lanes to the dark side with Morbid: The 7 Acolytes , to see how that gothic horror energy hits (spoiler: it hits hard. Seriously, the s*** felt personal at times 😵) We’re also diving into the pages of Wicked Things to see if 19-year-old det...