The Geek Down

The Babysitter Killer Queen is serving pure, unhinged sequel trash that you can't help but watch anyway. Crossing Swords tries way too hard with that stop-motion raunch, and the crude jokes may or may not miss the mark. Archer Danger Phone is exactly the mindless mobile distraction we’re doomscrolling through right now instead of handling our business. We are breaking down all this chaos.

Jared Leto is fumbling the vampire bag hard in Morbius, and the movie is exactly the disaster you expect. The Afterparty is actually cooking, giving us a clever murder mystery that keeps you engaged. The Bubble is pure, unhinged Apatow nonsense that barely holds together. Legend of Vox Machina is out here saving the animation game with all that R-rated dragon chaos. We are getting into all of it.

Kenneth Branagh’s mustache is back, this time on a boat for "Death on the Nile" and the messy murder drama is WILD. Next, John Cena running around in tighty-whities for "Peacemaker" is somehow peak television. That and the that opening credits sequence -- you'll want to hear this one. We also diving into the "Telepaths" comic because mind-reading always goes sideways, regardless of intentions. And...

Jamie Foxx out here poppin' pills to get superpowers in "Project Power" and we got thoughts. Then we get into "Floor is Lava" on Netflix because apparently grown adults jumpin' over foam is what we doin' now. We also gotta talk about "TMNT Jennika" real quick because the turtles got a new sister and the culture ain't ready for it. And listen, we spent way too many hours playin' "Kill It With Fire"...

Enola Holmes has Millie Bobby Brown out here solving mysteries, shattering glass ceilings, breaking 4th walls, and jacking dudes for their clothes. And she knows kung-fu! Amazon's Utopia is a paranoid conspiracy that feels uncomfortable to watch right now, but we still gotta talk about it so gird your loins. Then there's Rogue Company - the shooter game with a need to prove it has more than a clea...

We’re reviewing The Batman and unpacking what really works—Battinson in full brooding mode, great pressure, definitely somewhere on the spectrum, and a mystery that actually has teeth. The Cuphead Show is next, serving cartoon chaos with jokes that land faster than the villains can blink. Then we’re talking Rockstar & Softboy -- one wild friend dragging their overly emotional friend through a...

We have to talk about Jiu Jitsu because Nicolas Cage swing swords at aliens is the exact brand of beautiful, sick chaos we deserve. Then we got Minions of Midas out of Spain, which is a cold, high-stakes blackmail thriller that asks how much you'd really pay to keep your peace. On top of that, we are diving into the Action 2020 comic to see if these classic heroes still hold weight in the modern e...

Super Cool treats teenage poor decision-making like an extreme sport. The Book of Boba Fett digs into the reality that the galaxy’s underworld is a lot messier than one recidivist and some power rangers can handle. All of Us Are Dead turns a standard school day into a relentless zombie fight. And Looop Lapeta is a chaotic, high-speed time loop energy remake of "Run Lola Run."

We’re talking Christmas Crossfire , where the holidays come with bad decisions, worse criminals, and zero peace on Earth. Then Replica on Nintendo Switch has us digging through somebody’s phone like the government with an "anonymous tip." And in Archenemy, is Joe Manganiello a legit superhero or just a man going through it in a busted cape? You make the call. We’re sorting the hidden gems from the...

Peter Dinklage is out here showing serious acting chops in Cyrano , carrying so much weight it hurts to watch. Or maybe that's just the script. Simultaneously, Reacher's just a dude who walks into a mess and starts throwing hands -- my dude's old-school, like bone-cracking equals problem-solving old-school! We also got the Blade Runner Black Lotus series on the table. It's gritty, futuristic, big...

We're breaking down Adrien Brody's haunted hitman in Clean and seeing if that quiet revenge story actually hits. Then we slide into Yeh Kaali Kaali Ankhein , where real love gets real dangerous real fast, with pornstar neighbors and mafioso in-laws. Then... Space Bastards —that grown-folks comic chaos hits different, take our word for it! And we're tackling the whole parody situation with The Woma...

Glen Powell is officially the people's leading man and Hit Man is the best movie anybody has dropped in the last two years, no counter arguments will be entertained. We sat all the way through Red Queen, the adaptation of Juan Gómez-Jurado's novel, and this thing has actual stakes, actual edge, and zero lazy streaming filler. We also broke down the BET+ remake of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's De...

We diving deep into Hypnospace Outlaw , a retro-internet game that truly captures the tedious grind of desktop moderation. Then comes Ray's the Dead , a game that flips the zombie genre by letting you command the undead straight outta the grave. We also get wrapped in our nostalgia blankets with the 2020 Animaniacs revival because OLD. And we closing out with Unholy Bastards vs The Future , a Goon...

The titans throw down in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire , and this monster mash fully embraces its chaos. Then we sneaking into House of Ninjas , the Netflix series where a legendary Japanese clan turns family dysfunction into action. And we suiting up for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire , a nostalgia-heavy sequel that struggles to recapture that OG magic. The reviews hit different and the conversati...

Melissa Barrera howls through Your Monster , a charming genre mashup where a childhood creature crush re-enters her life at the worst possible moment. Then we getting witchy with Agatha All Along , and Kathryn Hahn devours every scene. Over in Family Pack , Jean Reno leads a time-traveling werewolf farce that somehow makes card games and curses feel cozy. We unpacking all of it with zero restraint...

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence slide back in Bad Boys Ride or Die , and the chemistry remains undeniable even when the plot runs on fumes. Then we locking into Wild Bastards , a slick outlaw strategy shooter that mixes tactical chaos with pure swagger. And Jennifer Lopez headlines Atlas , a sci-fi mech flick that swings big but lands somewhere between messy and mildly entertaining. The verdicts ar...

We finally riding that sandworm with Dune Pt. 2 , and Denis Villeneuve delivered a cinematic masterwork that demands you pull it out that popcorn bucket and pay attention. Then we flipping to Eternia for Masters of the Universe Revolution , where the animation goes hard and the nostalgia hits different. And we closing out with Drive-Away Dolls , the raunchy lesbian road trip comedy that Ethan Coen...

We’re breaking down this foul-mouthed period piece Wicked Little Letters -- some 1920s cussing with Olivia Colman is the unhinged energy we didn’t know we needed. Then we stepping into the wasteland for Fallout , where Walton Goggins steals the show. And we cap it off with the genius of Hundreds of Beavers , a silent fever dream that has NO BUSINESS being as hilarious as it is. Tap in.

We caught that Gladiator 2 disaster, and the whole crew agrees it’s a soulless cash grab that Russell Crowe’s ghost should haunt. Then we plugging into the madness of Slime 3k , a ridiculous rogue-lite that understands the assignment for straight-up, no-thoughts chaos. Also stepping to Rumours , that political satire where Cate Blanchett plays a world leader getting freaky with an ancient bog brai...

The crew pulls up ready to hand out praise and punishment in equal measure. The Monkey gets dragged for wasting a solid Stephen King premise on cheap scares, weak execution, and the kind of lazy horror that insults the audience. The Pedestrian earns its spotlight as a quirky, offbeat comic with weird vibes and an even weirder hero. Demon City brings the heat with relentless, bone-crunching action,...

The crew is coming in hot with sharp takes and zero sugarcoating. The Electric State gets broken down for its retro-future spectacle, wrecked-world visuals, and big sci-fi swings across a broken America. May as well be a documentary. Deli Boys brings family chaos, criminal mess, and fast-talking comedy as two spoiled brothers get dragged into a life they were never built for. Borderline closes it...

Novocaine hits a nerve with wild energy and a lead dude who literally throws himself into chaos. The Z-Suite gets handled next, with corporate mess, ego trips, and Gen Z workplace drama. Looney Tunes Day the Earth Blew Up brings back classic slapstick chaos with a sci-fi twist.

Deep Cover gets broken down for its improv-comedy-meets-crime premise, and a cast more committed to the bit than Christian Bale. Hornsby & Halo carries a heaven-versus-hell energy, doing a full "Freaky Friday" swap with a demon and an angel. KPop Demon Hunters steals the spotlight with vibrant animation, infectious music, and that danged Tiger! . . . IYKYK

We put respect on Ip Man 4 for closing out Donnie Yen's legacy with martial arts precision and real emotional weight. The Witcher gets broken down for its monster-slaying spectacle, Henry Cavill's charisma, and the fantasy chaos keeping the culture talking. Overdrive 2 rounds it out with slick cyber-ninja combat and fast-paced hack-and-slash action! Hack-tion? Hashl-yun? . . . F it, you'll figure...

The crew comes through with raw takes and no filler this episode. The Witches gets handled for its creepy family-fantasy energy, wild visuals, and big Anne Hathaway performance. 12 Reasons to Die brings gritty comic-book crime, revenge, and Ghostface Killah-inspired horror with a hard street-opera edge. GTFO on Steam delivers brutal co-op survival where teamwork, stealth, and panic carry every mis...