The Edge Breakfast

Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house? This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to driv...

Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’...

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and...

We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal. Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and...

Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old boost...

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with holiday chatter, Halloween costume predictions and a recap of Olivia Dean’s delayed but “worth it” gig. They take calls for “I still haven’t…” (including a listener who’s never left New Zealand), debate wedding gift spending, and hit Scandal headlines on Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Dan’s...

Here is this weeks Greatest eight, including our famous marketing monday jingles and a few of your best stories from some of our phoner segments.

The team take on a viral mailbag dilemma... would you take a guaranteed $500 or risk it all on a 10% shot at $10,000? After trying to test the odds with a live random number generator, the team dives into the darkest, weirdest search histories caught on partners' phones, from accidental crack-withdrawal Googling to catfishing for unsolicited photos. 

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Friday show with roll call, jokes about Clint’s headaches and a chat about his changing “Christian” image, plus music talk including Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon.” They call a texter, Gemma, as First Call of the Day and give her $100. On the Overthinkers podcast, Boss Jack admits he wore a rude T-shirt to work for two years without not...

Clint, Meg and Dan bite back against sticky summer weather, viral plane drama, and the chaos of retirement home romance. Clint’s unstoppable libido forces the team to start a relentless "NOW" drinking game, leading up to an unannounced studio pop quiz that catches boss Jack red-handed in a shockingly offensive t-shirt. 

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate saf...

The team unpack everything from workplace boundary lines to high-stakes property predictions. Meg gets called out for her "favourite sister" status after Clint confesses his strict rules around farting in front of hot girls vs. airing out his pre-show bodily functions in the studio. Meanwhile, Dan faces the music over a tragically dead lemon tree left behind at his rental, and the team addresses f...

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner J...

Lotto winner James returns to the podcast after picking up his massive $850,000 jackpot, but the celebration takes a dark, chaotic turn. Just weeks after taking home the life-changing money, James reveals his partner of six years suddenly did what!? Plus, after weeks of subtle jabs and backhanded compliments, Clint, Meg, and Dan pull out their burn books. The hosts go head-to-head in a brutal, hil...

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others,...

From Jimmy Fallon's viral party games to Conan O'Brien’s surgeon-level stress ratings for late-night hosts, the team puts their own skills to the test. Watch as Megan forces Dan and Clint through high-stakes fake news breaking updates involving stolen sausage rolls and missing school shorts—before Megan's own chicken-on-the-loose bulletin goes completely off the rails.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian&rs...

Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week  Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.

The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart , and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Christmas countdown chatter, then revisit Dan’s Jason Derulo “Hit The Spot” performance and the surprisingly thirsty comment from Dan’s mum. The Wheel of Random Yarns lands on wedding stories, with a caller describing her brother being lifted by a runaway marquee. Naughty 640 reveals 11.3% of adults admit to shoplifting, prompting ano...

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involvin...

lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss...

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas! First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, an...