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You don't know it yet but you will eventually realize.... yea.. we are right..  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

The olympics are back and fat is gone but our terrible takes are here to stay!! something needs to stay consistent these days. we are there for you Send us Fan Mail Support the show

OK this isnt some S&M podcast but that does give me an idea for next week... sorry to disappoint. You know we are ADD so it is a bunch of stuff... so enjoy ya dingleberries Send us Fan Mail Support the show

read this text. understand what the episode is about. start listening. forget what you read and listen to something that has nothing to do with what you read. leave happy Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Id like to say it isnt weird but... its weird Send us Fan Mail Support the show

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh buddy... this shit right here???!??!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Not all titles have to make sense... its hard to make titles and descriptions... leave me alone Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yea... december... christmas talk... i hate it too Send us Fan Mail Support the show

If it is not clear to you by now that we have no idea what we are talking about i give you this to seal the deal. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I do an episode description but it feels like a futile task Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Oh man halloween is the fucking worst. But parker.... he is far worse! Tune in for this episode of are these the worst two humans on this planet?  Spoiler: not really but they are not great... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

You gross. Its not your fault... but also... shower... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

we got a little angsty... i dunno it happens still some good shit Send us Fan Mail Support the show

You know what it means.... Right?! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

oh man... have you been in the head of a crazy person? welcome! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Famously MJ had one of his greatest games while fighting off a flu. Well let me tell you that just after recording this episode I came down with one nasty flu. So either this will be one of the greatest episodes we have ever recorded or i am not of MJ caliber. This flu also means that i was delirious enough that i have NO clue what we talked about which is normal for me but now i have a light excu...

not political... at all... i swear... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

is sim theory just a new age religion? well probably... but it doesn't want my money and doesnt want me to do anything... so ill allow it for now... but i got my eye on you sim theory Send us Fan Mail Support the show

i have a theory that the ripples in your butthole can be used to understand who you are and potential health issues you will have because it is directly tied to your specific dna. That is not at all what this episode is about. It REALLY should be... but maybe in the future we will discuss it... probs not ill forget it was every a theory i had... oh well Send us Fan Mail Support the show

ok sometimes my attempt at a clever name fails... ok mostly... nut that is not two ls that is an l and a capital I which i know doesn't really help but context clues should. Politics and AI see it now?! i dont know why i try Send us Fan Mail Support the show

In another glorious show of professionalism I have been neglecting my duties and didn't post this episode for FAR too long... so... we all get to discover what is in it at the same time!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yea weird title... i bet you figure it out..... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I mean we are clearly on the spectrum... but who isnt? Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Tom Brady is gross and we all know it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

welp its not the first and wont be the last time i forget to post and also forget what the episode was about so this one is a naughty little mystery Send us Fan Mail Support the show