The Cinema Sitdown

Synopsis: While on a date, Mike and Debbie see an amazg shooting star and decide to find where it landed but instead, they find a giant circus tent with not the friendliest of creatures, clowns. But unlike your typical clowns, these ones want you dead (& wrapped in cotton candy). With some help from the local cop (Debbie's ex Dave) and the Terenzi brothers, the crew help wrangle these othe...

Synopsis: While on a date, Mike and Debbie see an amazg shooting star and decide to find where it landed but instead, they find a giant circus tent with not the friendliest of creatures, clowns. But unlike your typical clowns, these ones want you dead (& wrapped in cotton candy). With some help from the local cop (Debbie's ex Dave) and the Terenzi brothers, the crew help wrangle these othe...

Synopsis: Magician enthusiast Alfred and Robert are in search of the ultimate trick with the help of their mentor Cutter. While in the pursuit, Alfred accidentally sort of kills Robert's wife in a drowning disaster. Thus begins a sordid adventure of wits between the two to the death, but they never do answer the question, what type of knot was it? Also, Tesla a.k.a. David Bowie, is here.

Synopsis: It's the one with the baby and things get weird with Jacob. Oh, and they get married and Edward breaks a bed.

Synopsis: The gangs all here! The boys return to do pretty much the same thing, flirt poorly and attempt to hook up. Someone gets walked in on, someone gets a flute shoved up their butt and someone glues their hand to their wang - and guess who all of that happens to? IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph8...

Synopsis: The familia is back in action, upgrading from DVD theft to cyphoning gas on the highway. But after the death of a pinnacle of the series, the gang seeks out revenge and in order to do that, they gotta partner up with their old friend and rat, Brian. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: http...

Following the cultural chokehold the first movie had on it's young audience, and Daniel we are back with our favorite Wildcats for a summer break extrodinare! More songs, more cheese and more cultural appropriation. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tikto...

Synopsis: Aside from the title - it's the same thing, AGAIN. But with some heart and many a meta moment. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Two dudes just minding their business, smoking and chatting about life. But when one of them witnesses a murder, it becomes a high adventure they will never forget! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Two dudes smoke some bud grown from a dead guys ashes that helps them study, they go to Harvard and yeah… IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: The biggest eye wink I have ever seen, Next Friday tells the same story as last Friday and it's going to take about 30-45 minutes for me to wash this from my memory. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Our fav emo princess Bella returns with her love triangle close intact. Bella makes her final decision about her fate, Victoria returns with an army and Jacob is still annoying AF! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Quiet successful relator Marvin gets ripped from his mundane life to be hurled back into his former life as a badass. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Stepsiblings Sebastian Valmont and Kathryn Merteuil make a bet that the self-proclaimed ladies’ man can’t bed newly moved classmate, famous virgin and principal’s daughter, Annette Hargrove. For Kathryn, she wants his car, but if Sebastian wins, he gets the only girl he can’t get in the sack, Kathryn. In return, Sebastian helps Kathryn ruin the life of another girl at school, immature an...

Synopsis: Incel Harvard alum, Mark has too much time on his hands and a vendetta against a girl that isn't interested in dating him that he stumbles upon the stepping stones that would lead to the largest social media platform in the world. He just has to burn some key players along the way. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instag...

Synopsis: When two Italian kids in the deep south get caught up in an armed robbery and murder, they have to call in Uncle Vinny for help - only problem, he's never been lawer in a murder case…or any case. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecine...

Synopsis: Both a love letter to classic Hollywood while also being a fictional retelling of an infamous murder, Once… tells the story of a fledgedling western actor and his slow move from action star to has been alongside the bright new star Sharon Tate and her rise to fame. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerry...

Synopsis: This movie is everything Showgirls wishes it could be - Nina Sayers is your average prima ballerina, equipped with an overbearing mom, an emotionally & sexually abusive choreographer, and many many enemies all vying for the same role. Swan Lake is a classic and star maker for any girl lucky enough to score - and Nina will stop at nothing, even to the point of self destruction. Or doe...

Today lets play trivia! Christmas Trivia 2025! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

We're back with another installment - this time the enemy is Jack Frost and he wants to take over Christmas, why? Because! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

The nightmare puppet is back, Jigsaw returns with another mad house of terror only this time, it's a group effort and takes a special interest into a specific Detective with the right stuff. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Freddy Kruegar lost his powers and is losing his mind, so he goes to the depths of hell to find the only entity that can help him, Jason Voorhees IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A girl gets her period for the first time and all hell breaks loose! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Single mother moves her two teen sons to a seemingly unassuming beach town, what they come to find outs it's dripping in vampires! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

: Bad luck Alex kept some of his classmates from dying in a plane crash but the survivors are pretty pissed at him. Because they won't listen, he and the weird girl that doesn't dream of this provincial life Clear, team up and realize that if they figure deaths pattern, they might be able to stop death all together. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/I...