The Born Stupid Show

Sweating with a bunch of dudes, what’s that finger thing do, t-back tractor pulls, Facebook marketplace idiots and one and done with fishing. Also, endless mouth breathing, John wants a mirror on the ceiling, you can’t tourniquet a taint, Mica knows the sites and glory holes. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid Show.

Mica had a terrible 12 hours, she got a rim job, John killed a rat, Harry Hog has died and doing it for Dale. Also, the poon platoon, John and Mica carry on about conspiracy theories, white people are athletic, Brock Lesner’s daughter will destroy you and  helping your special needs friend. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid Show.

John wants to be bed ridden, can I see your receipt sir, is it too late for Christmas gifts, Mica’s murder story and you’re a good looking guy. Also, attempted HOA overthrow, coffee shop encounters, have you ever been in Ross’ shoes and put my dick in the meat slicer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid Show.

Back after 5 months away, someone is having a baby, eagle facts, Kevin shit in his crate and super-size that bitch. Also, selling shit on Facebook shows you how stupid people are, fuck bees, John looks like a picnic, the shit won’t flush and  them damn hoes.

We are back because preseason football sucks, Mica got a new dog, night time A/C test is a success, there’s a new Happy Gilmore movie and always hold a grudge. Also, meetings that shouldn’t be meetings, three types of people in this world and running out of positivity. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a break, John’s got a cock, getting poked by your wife and cut the balls off the hog. Also, shitting your pants at the age of 37, fuck love bugs, hurricane season is right around the corner, is it a buffalo or bison and every state needs an NFL team. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kevin is a sock sucker, leaving surprises under the bed, vote for Mica as your HOA president, redneck strength, earthing and the gay chick in the jeep. Also, lets race some Altimas, Sally did what by the seas shore?, male order brides and Ross has a fat head. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Grab his dick and twist it, thumbing the butthole, NASCAR is back, what makes Ross excited, dragging me to a concert and the Super Bowl sucked. Also, how about this jersey instead, Kevin has joined the family, another year without a Daytona 500 party and how much grey matter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hard sausage, getting the right valentine gift, why is Ctrl V paste, John’s pot store and Eddie is smoking the meat. Also, don’t be an asshole in the merge lane, suck your own titty, purchases at the school book store, it’s hard to pee when it’s cold and coochie pop. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is officially old today, no porn in Florida, make sure you pick up the shit, RIP Disney Quest and the fossil store. Also, did you see that?, John can’t drive, cut the pork chop, it’s been cold as shit, and Daytona is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s 2025, fake movie trailer ads, unfortunate 2025 laws, recapping the holidays and Dolly Parton is a buoy. Also, boob wine, Chunky Soup connoisseur, lawn mower gremlins and mom gave you dicks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Santa Claus is coming to town, a bad situation a Dick’s, John doesn’t do butt stuff, torture in Disney movies and Big Bad John. Also, I ran over your bush, insurance is a scam, drone stories are getting out of hand, what’s Pope doin’ and a caterpillar is still a caterpillar. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Lil’ Dusty, pissing off moms, the fun police, Mica’s favorite childhood super hero, John didn’t make it to second base and being hit so hard you remember it the rest of your life. Also, pooping outside the check-in station, not giving a shit about your fantasy team, no snare in my headphones and Cam is a creep. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John doesn’t like how it feels on his lips, Chik-fil A’s drive-thru is terrible, what do we the Swiss do, Mica is in the molding business and Luke Bryan strikes again. Also, joining a softball team, hard as a pancake, who made this shit and napping at Grandma’s house. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John and Mica’s typical drive to lunch, getting harassed on the way to coffee, finally getting a new phone, whales taking out boats and dying with your dick in your hand, every song is Luke Bryan and going to Gator Land. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross is already upset, what does an asshole and a fridge have in common, ant colony in Mica’s truck, terrified from Pornhub and getting into confrontations at a concert. Also, John’s a terrible lunch date, never turn your back on family, I wonder what Air-Bud is up to and son of a bitch you did it. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The proper way to dispose oil, why do they call it fossil fuel, HOA’s are assholes, hog hunting and taking a trip with no phone charger. Also, the wood pecker pecks it, that old bag, Crown Royal hits different, nap spaces at work and stupid random TSA checks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John loves Skeletor, the J is hay, filling out your yearly review, predatory lunch ladies and what were you doing in there. Also, hanging out in fly over states, take me fishing, the dresser matches the drapes, having your own Pee-Wee and don’t leave your butter behind. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross doesn’t get invited to fishing, you’d think Mica is in his 70’s, John loves the T’s, Dick’s after dinner, making all the shots, and getting bought out of your company Also, gotta do some herbs, it’s not mine, get to the fucking point and bright fleshlight. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Everyone started as a winner, John’s seeing shit, they don’t make things like they use to, a dude sets himself on fire and Mica wants to work at a Chinese restaurant. Also, spray tanning your sister-in-law, real-life Beavis and Butt-Head, Fast and the Furious is getting out of hand and green or black olives. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John loves the pickles, chicken bacon ranch without ranch, Karens man, pasteurized and unpasteurized cheeses and Hardy is terrible. My mom is in the bargain bin, eating lunch like a first grader, the one thing you’d eat for the rest of your life, the dad jokes never end and cats giving you pink eye. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica wants tacos, coworkers….not friends, John is nasally, not being invited to the orgy, bears in the area and Hey Blinkin. Also, why is Ross always angry, glamping, built in birth control, flippage of the scriptage and fossils in fossil fuel. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Energy drinks nobody has heard about, George never told no lie, Lowes Pros hacks, jerking off in the truck at 8:31am, how Korn got their name and nasty sit-ups. Also, getting hit on by your cousin, party pops, dressing for the occasion, John loves Luke Bryan and AI songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a hiatus, Ross doesn’t deal with spammers, hearing gun shot 200 yards from your house, Deadpool and Wolverine, Mica can’t stop quoting Adam Sandler and barely making home. Also, Lil John’s sausage, being a social butterfly, being judged at a restaurant and its so good that you shit before you leave the place. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We will all be blind soon, te-te-tequila, Eric Bisqoff, civilization has developed in Mica’s area and cargo shorts. 32 people are coming, how to pay for services, multiple Punishers, lets do lunch and take that damn screen protector off. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.