The Best Little Horror House in Philly

Original Release Date: January 4, 2021 (very first patreon episode, only fitting it be the final one too) Original Patreon Description: Hello Patrons! I didn't want y'all to miss out on the excitement of "return from hiatus monday", a holiday that definitely exists and I didn't just make up! To that end, here is the first HIGHLIGHT EPISODE, where we're looking at a movie that I found interesting b...

Original Release Date: December 30, 2023 Original Patreon Description: Step right up, step right up, and witness the amazing conclusion of Plutember 3: All Georgie Picks with JP Novak joining us for a double dose of PA Georges as we talk George Romero's The Amusement Park!  Discussions around aging with dignity, the perils of capitalism, and spooky clowns abound in this underseen classic from the...

Original Release Date: 10/18/21   Original Patreon Description: Greetings, boils and ghouls - saddle up for a super special spooky season Simpsons spotlight, spearheaded by superfans Skelly McAndee and Joesferatu Crowell! We're discussing our top 5 shorts from the first 10 seasons worth of Treehouse of Horrors - plus much more! Don't miss out! Final Rankings for clarity (Spoilers!) George 1) The S...

Original Release Date: November 29, 2023 Original Patreon Description: It's hard to argue with a confident man - so when Kron Howard says Assault on Precinct 13 is "the best almost-horror movie ever made", you better believe him!  We're breaking down exactly why that's the case, including the modernization of the Hawksian archetypes, the awesome practical effects, and the creation of a genre all J...

Original Release Date: June 26, 2022 Original Patreon Description: Clay Tatum is stuck in a loop wandering the halls of the horror house, because he's back to discuss about the Silent Hills Playable Teaser! We're talking Konami's positively artistically fulfilling mobile first strategy, where this ranks on the "worst bathrooms" list, the gospel of Matthew AKA "Right Eye Lopes", the dog ending, the...

Original Release Date: March 30, 2023 Original Patreon Description: helllllooooOOOOOOO! It's a very special crossover with 2 Old Queens' Mark Rennie and John Flynn - on their show, they try to find the gayest movie of all time using an esoteric ranking system, so this month's bonus episode sees the 3 of us discussing their pick for the gayest horror movie ever made, Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Fred...

Original Release Date: July 27, 2023 Original Patreon Description: This week, its the first episode of "Food Talk with Eric and George" - tucked within a great episode about cult favorite Session 9! We're getting into the great tragedy hiding under the ghost story, the way it presaged the modern conversations about masculinity, its deep Kubrick influence and spooky old asylums! Don't miss out!!

Original Release Date: October 31, 2021 Original Patreon Description: Hold on to your haunted masks, horror heads - Paul Ritchey (Continue?, Goosebuds) and Kevin Cole (Super Try Studios, Goosebuds) are here to break down this 2015 family-friendly fare. But is it worth your time, or a spooky screw-up? Are teenagers lie elementals? Was Slappy involved in the World Trade Center disaster? These questi...

Original Release Date: October 27, 2022   Original Patreon Description: Nate Kiley is BACK to tackle the next segment of the centipede - because we're talking Full Sequence today, baby! Is Human Centipede 2 a prequel to Fritz Lang's "M"? Is it a contrasting companion piece to Funny Games? Do Nate and I have cool little books? All these questions and more, answered on this month's bonus spotlight!

Original Release Date:  November 15, 2021 Original Patreon Description: Do you like dating sims? Do you like existential terror? How about a dating sim that gives way to existential terror? That's right, Gamer, the Joker, and writer (in that order) Ashley Chupp is here to talk about the incredible genre-crossing visual novel, Doki Doki Literature Club! We're talking about the history of visual nov...

Original Release Date: May 29, 2022 Original Patreon Description: This month, Paul Ritchey returns to talk about actually watching movies people recommend to you, because we're getting into Koji Yakusho and Takashi Miike's 13 Assassins! We're getting fishing tips from Shinza, discussing both the ultimate gamble and the ultimate betrayal of the samurai code, admiring the ability to clean a sword li...

Original Release Date: November 30, 2022 Patreon Description: What's in the basket.... what's in the basket!? Why, it's Belial, because Taylor Moore and I are trekking to Georgia to talk Basket Case 3! More unique individuals than you could shake a stick at, musical numbers, a pitch for Basket Case 4: Freak City - plus much more! Don't miss out! Supplementary Material: Superman 3 robot assembly sc...

original patreon description: This month's bonus episode: embrace the slime, but if something falls from space, don't touch it even with a stick... because we're talking about the Rodney Dangerfield of 80's body horror, The Blob (1988)! Children at risk, auditioning to become the big bad beetle baron, and Jon Voight on a runaway train? What a rush! Don't miss out!  FROM THE CORRECTIONS DEPARTMENT:...

Do you want lions? Because this is how you get lions. With the paw-sitively deranged "fur-ocious comedy" Roar (1981)! The We Heard About Pluto boys gather for one last celebration of Plutember and look back at BLHHiP, but not before breaking down the germ and Donkey Kong sanctuary used to house a bunch of untrained big cats and shoot a movie around them! With over 70 injuries serious enough to req...

It's the final solo guest of the show as Plutember continues and JP Novak is here to talk about Ti West's X! This post-modern jam is fun as hell and slicker than a duck's backside, so don't miss out! One episode remains!

Over the river and through the woods, to the Best Little Horror House in Philly we go... because this week Mike Regan is back to talk about The Visit! That's right, we're kicking off the final Plutember with another dive into an M Night movie, so you know we've got plenty to say! Don't miss out as we discuss the cinematic apparatus, M's relationship with rap, and just what in tarnation these dang...

If you're looking for a great conversation about Ghostbusters (1984) between two Philly boys, good news - WE GOT ONE!  join myself and South Fellini's own Tony Trov as we break down the ghouls, ghosts, and yes, even the specters that have delightfully haunted us since childhood and the comedians that bust them. Don't miss Dan Akroyd's insane quotes about scarring his children with ghosts! Step up...

It ain't just the heat that's making us melt this week - it's those Vimuville chemicals! Musician and filmmaker Christina Acevedo is here to talk about the splatter from down under, the goo from the home of the roo, it's Phillip Brophy's Body Melt! We're talking the artist's perspective that informs the movie, spending a significant portion of the budget on a single prop corpse, insane backstories...

This week - dog will hunt! For the best horror movie ever made, that is. And that dog came back with a copy of the wonderful Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and also it was Dennis' dog so he's here to talk about the movie that the dog brought! A metaphor more tortured than Stretch herself. Very excited to be talking about this one,and no Cannon goons smoking Faux John LaRoquette's weed are gonna stop u...

This week I hope you're ready for ghosts, ghouls, and... jars?! Because Joe from Guys Gotta Gotti is here to talk about the Sammo Hung classic, Encounters of the Spooky Kind! You won't want to miss this as we talk about sorcery, kung fu, hopping vampires, influencing Sam Raimi's Evil Dead 2 and inventing whole dang genres. So don't! Listen now! PS: I confirmed that there are 6 episodes remaining a...

This week, I'm taking a trip to a very different horror house - the Last House on Dead End Street! Will Sloan (Gold Ninja Video, the Important Cinema Club) joins us to talk about the cult film that had people sure it was snuff if it even existed, and the crazy backstory that lead to what we seen on screen, plus the movie's resurgence! We're also getting into how it plays with our cultivated sense...

Happy Father's Day to all, but especially to Stephen Jarvis - because Chris from Mount Molehill is here to talk about the mutant brood of Cannibalistic Humanoid Island Dwellers (C.H.I.D.s) in It's Alive III: Island of the Alive! We're getting into Larry Cohen's zero daddy issues why do you ask, the foundation provided by It's Alive and It Lives Again, and the danger people put themselves in to mak...

Tonight, we're partying in the horror house... but its possessed, NOT haunted, which can only mean Jonathan La Mantia is here to chat Night of the Demons (1988)! We're getting into the the terror of the video store shelves, showing up to an event wearing the same outfit as Satan, a nebula of drugs in the makeup room and much much more! Don't miss out! link to post about the show's conclusion ----m...

This week in the horror house, the doors and windows have disappeared and I'm being tortured by a demon - but it's not all bad, because artist Harry Nordlinger is here to talk about Skinamarink! We're talking about microbudget excellence and creativity from restriction, the various theories about this viral smash hit, and generally getting 'rinked! You won't want to miss this one! link to post abo...

EPISODE 200! Wow. You might be looking at your phone and saying "hey it doesn't SAY episode 200". That's because a few weeks I shared another person's show on the feed so I could take a break. Take my word for it, it's episode 200. Ok, so that's the end of the show, right? Wrong! That's at 200 movies covered, not 200 episodes. There are 12 LEFT INCLUDING THIS ONE. Could I have made this any more c...